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Herman's unfocused eyes flutter open to a shadow standing over him, haloed by the bright restroom lights.
"Dude, you look fucking hot," The shadow mutters, and Herman sticks out his tongue, showing off the remnants of Galen's round, and then folds it back inside and swallows achingly. If his saliva didn't help out, he'd probably be feeling this for days. He presents his clean tongue once he's finished, to the shadow's audible enjoyment. "Shit, I'll get in you, real quick, just—"
The shadow starts fumbling with his belt, the sound of clinking metal loud in Herman's ears, and Herman furrows his brows, slow and difficult. How do his facial muscles work, again?
He doesn't get the opportunity to finish figuring it out before the shadow's dick is pushing into his mouth, and its uniquely shaped, fat head combined with his eyes focusing enough to make out two huge ears finally lets him puzzle out the shadow's identity; it's Victor, staring down at him with eyes as wide as milk saucers.
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Robert glances down, eyes briefly skating over the mess of precum dripping over his stomach where his cock's poking out of the last piece of clothing he still has on, at Royd's insistence, before his attention is snagged by something unexpected in the same area.
There's a bulging, round shape, right below where Robert feels tight and too-full, flesh stretched taut and hot over what can only be Royd's cockhead.
Robert tightens around him without even thinking about it, ass fluttering around the base in waves, and watches that bulge throb in response with perverse fascination, feeling warm fluid leak into the bend of his intestines.
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Robert lends Herman out every so often to the other Z-Teamers during non-work hours. Tonight, after a Robert took a trip to a magic sex shop with Phen a couple days ago, they're making a go at top five kinkiest nights of Robert's life. Probably not Herman's, though.
Exists in the same universe and is lowkey a sequel to 'now, now, remember to share your toys' in this same series. I just like making them into freaks.
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After Chad joins the Phoenix Program, his therapist recommends he processes his trauma and emotions by painting.
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A shrinking ray striking his mech suit leaves Herman’s boyfriend Robert Robertson five inches tall. Bored at home with nothing to do, he begs Herman to take him to work with him, but Herman’s superhero costume has no pockets. Luckily, they figure something out. . .
Later, while they are both recovering from a call, Flambae makes a move on Herman. Their relationship may be open, but Robert isn't going to take his boyfriend being flirted with in front of him (even if it's without the other party knowing he's there) lying down. . .
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just some dispatch stories and oneshots (with a focus on Robert Robertson the III) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
13 May 2026
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Some members of the cast grabbed me by the throat, okay. Robert’s everyman swag got to me.
That and the fact he's like if Comic Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Batman were thrown together and then promptly got their asses kicked into the Worm universe with no goddamn money. And I got a couple ideas.
If the ideas seem weird, sue me. I'm used to being in fandoms left without new content for so long we've started growing a mold culture. Each work should be considered as unrelated to each other, unless I make clear it's otherwise.
All my works in the Dispatch fandom will be posted to this series, so if you're only interested in dispatch, subscribe here, not my user.
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can you cuck someone with the version of them that exists in your mind (and guest stars!) by ALCatLover
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13 May 2026
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DSMP Bande AU by ALCatLover, orphan_account
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Mar 2021
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bamboo, rosewood and teak by deniigiq
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2026
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Liu Qingge screws up his beautiful face and, with the grace of a child dared to touch a particularly slimy newt, lurches forward to lift the red door’s heavy knocker. He raps it twice, then scurries back to take cover behind Shen Qingqiu’s arm.
Shen Qingqiu stares. First at Liu Qingge, then at the bird overhead.
“Are you unwell, shidi?” He asks.
“You said you’d defend my honor,” Liu Qingge says.
“Against what?”
(Liu Qingge is called back home to his family estate to meet a suitor and get married; he doesn't want to go and the sect can't afford to lose him, so Yue Qingyuan comes up with a plan to convince the Liu family that Liu Qingge is lost beyond all hopes of saving. Shen Qingqiu volunteers to play the role of Liu Qingge's despicable fiance without a thought as to what might happen when the jig is up.)
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16 Jun 2026
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Eyeless Angels by Errant_Qui
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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The roots of the sky grazer—Genesis—were swollen, the inner tissue inflamed, and the outer shell riddled with fissures. Genesis’s husk had tenrilated suddenly; even the old rooting filaments looked wind-burned and raw. It had begun to open, tearing itself away from the soft ground researchers had made for it. There is a knot at the base that it's revealing. A long, oblong shape in the soil. It doesn’t sound hollow; it has a dense, living rhythm. The innards whoosh and creak wetly and gurgle. There's a steady thumping from the center; it seems to be pushing the fluid within its innermost shell… There's fluid buildup from one quadrant. Enough of it that the pressure of the assumed rupture is causing distressed sounds to reverberate underfoot.
Erid has found a tree in space. They don't know what it is, but they're too curious not to study this anomaly. One day, though this has been a long, mostly unseen process, the tree bears a single fruit. Not from its braches, but from under its roots.
Simon is in the iron lung; something is tearing its way inside.Series
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16 Jun 2026
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on water-based life: lack of touch and the need for oxytocin by kosmikowboj
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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Grace has never been a more prolific scientist than he is right now on the way to Erid, which should, objectively, fill him with joy. Instead, there's this carnal emptiness growing unabated in his chest—TBD on whether or not this kills him before eating nothing but taumoeba does.
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16 Jun 2026
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you and i, we are matter by AbandonedQuiche
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
11 Jun 2026
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“Eridians know about sex,” he begins, and I stifle myself before I can say I’ll bet you do because I know he’s trying to go somewhere with this. “But gender, it is more difficult. Erid not have social equivalent, language not have equivalent. We use same pronoun for everything, even not-Eridian things and not-alive things. You say humans, they are bothered by the wrong pronoun; you will be upset that we do not use for you a male pronoun, question?”
I furrow my brow and grin in disbelief. “Rock, no, that’s quite literally the least of my worries right now.”
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16 Jun 2026
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The Kids Aren't Alright by scrawly_times
Fandoms: Trollhunters - Daniel Kraus & Guillermo del Toro, Tales of Arcadia (Cartoons), Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
27 Aug 2020
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Based on the tumblr tag 'tfp the kids aren't alright'.
Jack wants to fly, wants to get the magical burning under his skin to stop, wants to prove himself before he comes of age and the Janus Order decides he's not useful enough to keep alive.
Raf wants to be human, wants to stop hurting and itching in his own skin, wants to just explore science and technology in peace without wondering who may kill him today.
Miko wants to never be human again, wants to tear the beating human heart out of her chest, wants to be good enough that nobody will even think about challenging her right to live.
All three kids want a lot of things and as changelings, they're used to not getting them.
But none of them were quite expecting the Autobots.
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16 Jun 2026