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(you could let it all go) it's called: freefall by LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
10 Jul 2026
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“Does that really help you?”
“Does what really help me?”
“That,” she nodded towards Madeline. “Your fingers?”
Madeline finally tore her gaze away from the television, blue eyes filled with confusion. “My fingers?”
Helen rolled her eyes. “You cannot tell me you’ve never realized you suck on something to soothe yourself.”
“Well, yeah, I like having something in my mouth. Ernest called it an oral fixation.”
“He was correct.”
“Ew,” Madeline whined, pouting. “Don’t agree with him.”
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The one where Helen offers herself to be Madeline's personal pacifier.
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10 Jul 2026
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Three years after Paris, Andy Sachs inherits a crumbling inn in Vermont from an aunt she barely knew. What she doesn't expect is to find Miranda Priestly standing in the driveway…
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- 5/5
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16 Jan 2026
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Andy blames the weather. Miranda, of course, blames Andy.
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- Part 1 of Who's Zoomin' Who
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- English
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- 13,214
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- 1/1
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- 4
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30 Nov 2025
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Over a year after Paris Andy is still working for Miranda. Everything is going great and Andy couldn’t ask for more. She wouldn’t dare.
One day on the elevator Miranda proposes.
They aren’t dating.
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06 Sep 2025
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Just my interpretation of what happened after Paris. Four months after Andy left Runway, both Andy and Miranda's lives keep going but why do they keep finding each other? And why do they still get that strong feeling of 'hatred'?
ofc its Mirandy like come one im literally just a lesbian what can i do.Bookmarked by Absolcat
06 Sep 2025
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Andy is living in New York, alone, scraping enough from her unsatisfactory job at Auto Universe to get by, but a trip to her local coffee shop on a slightly better than average day is bound to have more of an impact on her life than she ever expected.
Andy's POV on 'The Cost of Happiness'
(I do not own any rights to the world or characters from the DWP universe. I make no money from these works. I do not give permission for any of my works to be translated, removed or copied)
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- Part 4 of DWP Pontifications
- Part 1 of A Coin of Two Sides
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- English
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- 64,743
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- 30/30
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14 Jul 2025
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Confounding Feelings Begin by Venom1985
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
22 Jan 2025
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Edmund Bridgerton is the first to recognize that this day will turn out to be the best day of his third born’s life. Even if he does not know it yet.
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25 Jan 2025
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Penelope has had a rough few months: her long term relationship broke down messily just as her flat mates and best friends Eloise and Colin met the loves of their lives. Sensing she needed some alone time to recuperate Violet gives her the keys to Aubrey Hall, but the peace doesn't last for long.
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- English
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- 162,675
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- 59/59
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07 Jan 2025
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If it’s love, it’s love by ttyltammy
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
14 Nov 2024
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Benedict Bridgerton is going through an artist block (and loneliness). His Sunday is ruined by an interview. The artist is bracing himself for boring questions but everything changes when the redhead art journalist walks into his apartment.
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I was craving Benelope Fluff, so tried to cook some.
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18 Nov 2024
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Meet-Cute by push4champagne for LunaMoon85
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
25 Oct 2024
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** Upped the chapter count to 6 **
Anthony Bridgerton and Penelope Featherington sort of met in a car—weird. Then they almost met in a café. They keep meeting and missing each other. Just a bunch of near introductions, chaotic internal thoughts, horny longing, and potty mouths.
(Ant is 38, Pen is 28.)
Just Anthony and Penelope being unhinged, but cute. A lot of cussing here. Penelope is an angsty millennial with some opinions, but all were written in good fun.
This fic is a Penthony story. A Modern AU where Penelope had not grown up with the Bridgertons. ♥️
(To Finally Seen's readers, I will update soon. Bear with me. This new idea will not leave me alone, rendering me unable to even look at FS. So i wrote it. This Modern AU almost done. Might complete it this week. Thank you and enjoy.)
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26 Oct 2024
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omg, and they were housemates... by iwishiwasdreaming
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
02 May 2025
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“Move in with me.”
There was a time - not so far away, if she was being honest - when that simple sentence would have reduce her to a puddle on the floor. Now? She was just confused. “What?”
“It’s either your dream or rent, right? Wasn’t that what you said?”
“Yes, but-“
“Then that’s an easy fix. Move in with me."
or.: Penelope quit her job to pursue her dream and now needs a place to live, so she moves in with Colin for free.
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- 73,116
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- 23/25
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- 335
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09 Sep 2024
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The Gentlemen's Wager by murderbymushrooms
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
18 Mar 2024
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“This is not happening Colin. I am not going to play any part in this, do you hear me?”
“Of course, nobody would expect you to fall over at my feet, especially in light of my unforgivably rude comments last Season.” Colin said, all reason and calm as he collected his hat from a footman, “And what would be the entertainment in that? You must be permitted to test my mettle as a suitor. Indeed I am beginning to look forward to the chase.”
“There will be no entertainment! No chase!” Penelope protested, panic steadily rising within her. “Colin-”
“Good day, Miss Penelope.” Colin smiled, familiar laughter and devilry dancing on his handsome face. She watched in mute outrage as he tipped his hat to her and strolled out her front door.
After his careless words ruined Penelope's prospects on the marriage mart, Colin is determined to do everything he can to restore her reputation and to find her a good match, even if it means pretending to court his best friend.
However, outside forces with a grudge against the Bridgertons inadvertently transforms a wallflower into the most coveted prize of the London Season of 1815.
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- English
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- 105,687
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- 14/14
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08 Sep 2024
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Penelope Featherington is graduating from Oxford and after a long six years of ruthless studies (and hardly any decent sex) she finds herself at a loss with substandard men who are lacking in the ‘satisfaction’ requirements.
However, when she gets a call regarding a new job opening that seems perfect for her, things seem to be looking up… But after a night in a swanky new club in London, she finds herself in a rather peculiar situation as the man who completely blew her mind last night is sitting opposite her in the hiring chair.
Oops – that old (Sleeping with the boss but didn’t know he was your boss) trope.
This is a Penthony story – do not read if you do not like this ship.
It is a one shot right now; however I may continue in future.
(This was a little something I wrote over holiday! Enjoy as my other two fics will be update tomorrow)
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- English
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- 33,388
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 577
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07 Sep 2024
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The Annoying Chaperone and Some Cheeky Letters by rach_elle619
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
24 Apr 2022
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Hyacinth is instructed to not leave newly affianced couple, Colin and Penelope, alone, and she's a pill about it. Colin writes some cheeky letters to his out-of-town siblings to inform them of his engagement
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- Part 2 of RMB Missing Scenes
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- English
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- 3,745
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 35
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- 587
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- 62
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11 Jul 2024
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Like Real People Do by LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
22 Mar 2024
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Penelope has lied to her family about Colin being her boyfriend and now they have to attend her sister's wedding together. Portia is skeptical, which makes the fake couple determined to convince her they're actually together, and the friends become swept up in the fantasy causing them to realize their true feelings for each other.
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- 43,187
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- 10/10
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28 Jun 2024
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AU - Andy Sachs never applied to work at Runway and ended up in London, but now her employer sends her to live with Miranda Priestly for a month.
What will they do once it's time for Andy to go back home?- Language:
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06 Mar 2024
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do you see me? (please tell me you do) by regretfullyyours
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
06 Jan 2023
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you, a Countess, and lady dimitrescu, also a Countess, seem to be mortal enemies and have hated each other for years - the only thing uniting you is your hatred for your husbands. your relationship simply does not seem to get better, yet things take a dramatic turn once you reveal something extremely personal to the other woman.
your relationship blooms after the fact, something you are both unprepared for.
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- 267,396
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- 18/18
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27 Feb 2024
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When Hermione witnesses someone being knocked over by a taxi cab, she’s startled to realise it’s Bellatrix laying there injured in the middle of the road.
Bellatrix now wears a cuff that restricts her magic and St Mungos can’t treat her while she’s wearing it. When it’s suggested that she is taken to Azkaban so they can remove the cuff and treat her, it’s obvious to Hermione just how afraid the witch is. She steps in, hoping she won’t regret her decision.
*****Currently on hiatus*****
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21 Feb 2024
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When Bellatrix Lestrange attacks the trio in the Department of Mysteries, she is thrown back into a bell jar that returns her youth at the cost of erasing all of her memories.
Given a second chance, she is placed in Hermione's care to see if she will be a better person this time.
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- Part 1 of memento mori
- Language:
- English
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- 92,049
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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- 332
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15 Apr 2023
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Nothing could prepare Serena for what the principal of Nevermore Academy would truly look like. She expected a relatively formidable woman, for who, after all, could run an entire school without a level of formidability? However, she had failed to take into regard height, as it was never of significant interest to her in the past. Serena herself stood at a humbling five foot four, and she had become used to looking up when talking to others. Most of the time, she was now reflecting, she hadn’t needed to look up more than a few inches. Principal Weems had to be nearly a foot taller than her, towering and imposing.
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03 Mar 2023