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and then they did it again and truly and genuinely enjoyed each other's company and nobody died or whatever by orphan_account
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
04 Apr 2018
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“Can't take it,” he grumbled under his breath, popping the cap. “Simmons, I think you'll find that I’m very good at taking it. It’s probably one of my better qualities.”
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- Part 5 of nice to know you
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19 Jun 2021
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“Suck my dick,” Grif says, a witty and cutting repartee.
Simmons stills in the middle of writing something, the pen scratching stopping abruptly. He looks up at Grif. Grif waits for his face to twist and for his mouth to spit fuck you before he either storms out or turns back to his work, depending on his mood. He continues not looking angry or disgusted.
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18 Jun 2021
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“So as long as I keep pointing out how pretty you are, you’re gonna let me have a piece?” Oh fuck this was way beyond friendly teasing. This was way way beyond.
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- Part 2 of Praise Me, Degrade Me
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18 Jun 2021
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“Damn it, Tucker!” Because of course, of course, by the time they figured out what he had done it was far too late to stop the temple glowing in the distance from completing its task.
Tucker unapologetically shrugs, climbs down from the warthog he'd “borrowed” for the trip to said temple, and meets Washington's eyes casually. “Stop worrying.”
Which, strangely enough, had the complete opposite effect. “That is NOT what Kimball meant by ‘needing a boost to the population’!”
“Dude, this is literally what the temple of procreation is for. Enjoy it. Get laaaaaid.”
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Despite being so uptight and fussy, Simmons could handle a lot of shit. However, he was simply not prepared for this to happen...
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04 May 2021
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One night, passing a bottle of whiskey, something happens between Grif and Simmons that neither of them can take back. Apparently alcohol lowers inhibitions. Who knew?
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04 Apr 2021
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“And I’m a cyborg. You could practice bowing down to me,” Simmons said. The suggestion made sense until the second it left his mouth, and then he cringed and waited for Grif to laugh.
Grif didn’t laugh. Instead his face went blank. Simmons couldn’t read his expression at all. After a second he said, “Maybe I should.”
Simmons blinked. “Um. What?”
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03 Apr 2021
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Tucker is an asshole who didn't consider that maybe not everyone wants to be as horny and desperate as him.
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- Part 1 of The friends we banged along the way
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28 Mar 2021
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Simmons understands.
He does, really. People die here. Chorus is dangerous like that. Young soldiers die from bullet wounds, grenade fragments, untreated sepsis, and today a poor soul even passed away due to a defect missile launcher. There are a lot of ways to die in a civil war.
And so it is important to leave a letter behind: the final words and regrets and even love confessions when it is already too late. It makes sense. It is important.
Or, well, Grif apparently doesn’t share his opinion as he stuffs his paper in his back pocket, saying, “Meh.”
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22 Mar 2021
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With The Staff of Charon a smoking-yet-functional speck on the horizon, and the threat of an active weapons system on one of Chorus' moons, the fight is far from over. While Locus is no longer a threat, another one of Hargrove's former lackeys waits for the Reds and Blues as they race to stop the weapons system from coming online. Does she really want to help them? Or is she hiding a more sinister motive? And why is she so interested in Locus?!
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19 Mar 2021
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Simmons is thankful that men don’t have bulimia. Otherwise, it’d be really fucking difficult to explain why he never keeps his dinner down. (Updates first Tuesday of every month.)
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Simmons is really suspicious of Grif lately when he notices he's been sneaking to the blue base in the middle of the night. What he finds out isn't what expected and definatly what he didn't want.
(Updates On Fridays)
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14 Mar 2021
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Focuses on the time between season 8 and 9 and how Tucker and Wash became friends and a little bit more.
It took a moment and then they were both laughing. It was quiet like a private joke. In a way it was a joke. A cosmic joke that universe had played on the course of their lives. Their shitty lives that had been intertwined for years before they met. All because of one man’s obsession. All of the terrible things that had happened to them were outline in a hilarious set of circumstances.
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- Part 1 of A Long and Bitter Road
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10 Feb 2021
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Tucker rolls onto his back, fully prepared to take another precious twenty minutes of sleep in exchange for the extra laps he’ll probably be forced to do later for ignoring orders (instant gratification, anyone?) when he stops.
Wait.
Tucker opens his eyes, and stares at the metal wall above him, muscles frozen and mind racing a thousand miles an hour, because….
Did I just… think… Wash has a nice ass…?
Or: Tucker finally notices how hot Wash is, among other arguably more important things, and everything that happens next.
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- Part 1 of another variation on a theme
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08 Feb 2021
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you've been looking for more, i've been over my head
you've been filling up spaces, i'm working too much
Grif has a new boyfriend. Simmons denies that this bothers him.
Because it doesn't. At all.
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02 Feb 2021
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As long as they're already back on Earth, they might as well enjoy the chance to visit home, right? But not everybody is so eager to get back to their roots. Good thing Grif's offered some alternate plans. Four days in Hawaii. What could possibly go wrong?
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31 Jan 2021
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I Know Why We're Here by BeesForEyes2000
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth, Red vs. Blue, Red Team - Fandom, rvb - Fandom
22 Apr 2020
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It's right after the Reds and Blues defeated Felix and Locus in the final battle on Chorus. The whole planet was partying and earlier that night, the gang was getting drunk off their asses and partying for hours on end. When things started to settle down, a group of them decided to play the deadliest party game of all...Truth or Dare~
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20 Jan 2021
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In which Simmons tries too hard and Grif doesn't try enough, but they both have their reasons.
(Title changed; Previously titled "Wanna talk about it?")
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19 Jan 2021
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Grif and Simmons make themselves busy with other shit so they don't have to think about the last 12 hours spent in a stuffy closet.
Here are deleted scenes from my Temple of Procreation fic that I could not, for the life of me, let go of with dignity.
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- Part 2 of The friends we banged along the way
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18 Jan 2021
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After crash landing back in blood gulch. Simmons starts to notice strange changes in himself….
(takes place after season 15)Bookmarked by AgentVirginia
18 Jan 2021