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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    13 May 2026

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    “One more word and I’m going to drive us both off a cliff,” Hinata deadpanned.
    “Well, I would probably survive it. Ultimate Lucky Student and all.” Komaeda tilted his head. “But if you really do want to kill me, I’m sure we can find a way to make it happen!”

    On the way back from the third-year class trip to Hokkaido, the bus happened to leave two students behind: a tag-along Reserve Course boy who, as always, wasn’t quite sure how he kept getting himself into these situations, and an enigmatic young man who was beginning to feel very, very cheated by his luck.
    Now, if Hajime Hinata wants to get back to Tokyo, he’s going to have to face a hotwired car, 900 miles of open road, and ten days stuck with Nagito Komaeda.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    “Hmph.” Kaveh steps closer. "So why choose to listen to my voice even when I’m complaining about you?”

    Alhaitham shuts his eyes. “Just because.”

    “Being a little vague there, Scribe Alhaitham.”

    “I just…” Alhaitham sighs. “I just really like your voice.”

    Or, Kaveh learns sign language because he fears that Alhaitham is growing tired of his voice. He doesn't understand that Alhaitham actually... loves it.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    So what if Ranpo is interested in someone else? It's not like Yukichi owns her. It shouldn't bother her. It shouldn't.

    Something in her chest clenches painfully.

    She's so screwed.

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    Yukichi starts to see Ranpo in a different light.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Midoriya interrupts Bakugo, and Bakugo does not like being interrupted, so he screams, offhandedly, “Shut the fuck up and die, nerd!”
    And Midoriya turns to look at Bakugo, and he says “Okay,” and then he walks right off the edge of the building and the only reason he does not plummet 17 stories to the ground is because Aizawa has over a decade of pro hero experience and reflexes much faster than the tabby cat, Princess Matryoshka Waffle Enzyme, that is waiting for him to refill her half-full bowl at home.
    And then, of course, there's the bridge and the rocks in his pockets and the knife and the three bleach milkshakes, all while the rest of the class desperately tries to stop him.

    A crack fic where Midoriya keeps trying to die, and the rest of the class keeps not letting him.

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    07 Feb 2026