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    R2-D2 was hoping for a little bit of excitement when he was sent with Mistress Padme and Little Ani as part of Mistress Padme's protection. That was not what he got.

    Now, Jedi Kenobi is clearly in trouble. As far as R2 can see, the best way to keep Mistress Padme safe is to save Jedi Kenobi.

    Clearly, R2-D2 is the droid for the job.

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    28 Jun 2025

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    This is sooo funny. R2 (and obi-wan) accidentally on purpose set out to take over thegalaxy (because everyone else is wildly unreasonanle)

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    2,000 years before the Jedi Apprentice novels start, a Sith Lord decides he'll get revenge for his lack of success by ruining the lives of the Sith that come after. He creates a device designed to do just that. In the end, it saves the Jedi and the Republic. Mostly.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Oh i found the "Sith wrecks other Sith out of spite" fic 😃

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    The numbers given in canon for how large the GAR is and how it functions make no damn sense. So, I did a bunch of math and research and came up with a new and improved semi-realistic actually-functional GAR. This is mostly a reference for my own fics so I don't have to explain everything I've changed in each chapter, but I've had people ask to use my restructured GAR for their own fics so I am putting it out there for anyone to use. This will also include my clone culture notes in future chapters.

    Please credit me @WobblyCat if you adapt any portion of my Revised GAR to your own work! I spent way too many hours crunching numbers and reading about the military for my effort to go unappreciated lmao

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Since the war was just dragging troops around to devastate planets and terrorize them so they'd fold when Palpatine reorganized it into an Empire, I fully believe in 3 million troopers or at least an unrealistically low number compared to an entire galaxy. If it was a proper war, these numbers are ass. But wack ass numbrre are another clue to how fake it was b/c palpatine was playing chess with himself

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    Trapped in another universe, Sasuke and Shikako decide to go to hero school until they find a way back. The idea was that as hero students they wouldn't draw unnecessary attention while training. This works about as well as you would expect from a couple of people whose idea of subtle is to fake a natural disaster.

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    How Shikako single handedly eliminated the social stigma about therapy in UA High School.

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    28 Mar 2024

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    A hilarious fic i keep rereading.

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    Fox murders Palpatine with some help from the Jedi

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Fox murders Palpatine with some help from the Jedi < Better men have hit their knees (And bigger men have died) by SunshineDaffodil