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"They don't love you!" Magui snaps, hands slamming against the desk, "you're so... delusional! They never loved you, Lando!"
Lando takes a sharp inhale, rage flooding his veins. It snaps just as it starts, and then he's slumped into his chair, "I know," he admits quietly, "I always have, I think."
Magui's stunned into silence for a beat. Then-- "What's your fucking problem, Lando?"
It's a good question. What do you say to that? What is his problem? A lot of things. He's in love with five people, for one.
...He needs to tell her, he realises. She deserves to know."I won't be here in five months' time," he admits quietly, "I'm on the way out--"
He barely gets to react before she's punched him.
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Lando, being on the outside of a polycule, and the realisation that sometimes friends are the ones who take the rose-tinted glasses off your face and smash them against the floor.
And sometimes people just need to listen to women.Series
- Part 1 of Nyxienoo's Lando Fics
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06 Jul 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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19 Jun 2026
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“A problem? What problem?”
James crosses his arms. “The problem is that in every single video we shoot, you two look like you wanna kill each other.”
Oscar rolls his eyes.
“And we’re gonna fix that. Since apparently I’ve got couples’ therapy on my resume.”
“Oh fuck me.” Lando murmurs.
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Four months ago, Lando and Oscar stopped being whatever they used to be. Now they’re teammates, rivals, coworkers- anything but friends. Oscar tries to tell himself it’s just about losing the championship. Typical rivalry and competition. But when McLaren’s media team decides the solution is a month of “team bonding exercises,” Oscar finds himself running out of explanations to hide whatever he’s actually feeling.
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18 Jun 2026
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Girls And Monsters aka Pussy-Eating Plants by jimmytwotries
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
12 Jan 2026
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Claire Redfield reluctantly falls under the spell of mind-breaking, impossibly addictive monster reverse-forced-cunnilingus. And she won't be the only impossibly beautiful Capcom protagonist to surrender to the depraved thrill of becoming a living seedbed...
(I'm thinking I'll drag Rebecca Chang into the Resident Evil universe next. I might include a little body mutation. Any opinions or suggestions? 2023 Ashley *definitely* needs to get broken in at some point).
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02 Feb 2026
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It Started With The Number 3 (and stayed that way) by blurredink
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2025
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Another take on WHAT-IF Harry got rid of Voldemort in fifth year? Oh yeah and WHAT-IF he just so happened to fall in love with certain twins? In disguise. Under a wrong name, that is. Shenanigans ahead.
Also a take on self-discovery and gender fluidity.(Or the one in which Harry gives the headmaster the finger and decides to go exploring the Wizarding World on his own.)