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    Shane has been learning Russian. A little too well apparently, as when he gets into an argument with Ilya in the middle of a game he accidentally does it in Russian. Oops.

    Part two (and now three 🤦🏻‍♀️, with new tag) added 😊 and rating bumped from G to T.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “So,” the reporter says, tilting her microphone just slightly, “can you explain why you were seen picking up Hayden Pike’s children the other day?”
    There it is. Ilya blinks once, slow, thoughtful. Then he shrugs. “Can I explain?” he repeats. “Yes.”
    She perks up.
    “Will I?” he continues. “No.”

    Across the country, Hayden Pike is doing the exact same dance under a very different set of lights.
    “Hayden,” a reporter says, “people are wondering why Ilya Rozanov was the one to pick up your kids.”
    Hayden exhales slowly. “Well,” he says, dry as dust, “there wasn’t a single nanny available. Not one. City-wide shortage.”

    or, Shane and Ilya had to look after Hayden's kids and Ilya picks them up from school, the public reacts, everybody is confused.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    After 11 years of knowing the guy and one year of being his partner, Shane finally finds out how to properly say Ilya's name. From a literal baby.

    Yikes.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “You speak Russian?” Ilya’s voice is simultaneously incredulous and thrilled, like he can’t quite believe it, but he’s excited all the same.

    Hayden shakes his head, shrugging, still rocking Amber. “Uh, not really? I only know a few words and phrases here and there from my Deda and Baba. I understand it more than I can speak it.”

    Ilya’s eyes somehow get wider. “Deda and Baba- You have Russian grandparents? You are Russian?!”

    “I guess? Technically?”

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    Hayden Pike never really talks about his mom's family. Ilya finds out why and decides he simply *must* fix this.

    He is going to teach Hayden Pike how to be Russian, whether Hayden likes it or not.

    AKA the Russian Hayden fic for my sister

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Harris (Barrett):
    You walk Ilya like a dog.

    Jane (Rozanov):
    He is exactly where he wants to be.

    Or, Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAGs group chat.

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    03 Jul 2026