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    Shane is trapped inside a castle that is being invaded by the Russian army. Believes he is going to die in a court that hates him, however the alpha in charge may have a different idea.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Shane is unafraid (read: actually terrified) to say people who make out in public are disgusting. This goes for everyone, but it just so happens that he’s caught high-key judging a gay couple.

    Now everyone thinks he’s homophobic.

    Fuck his life.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    The situation is absurd, really. Ilya’s in the nest of Shane Hollander–three-time Stanley Cup champion, generational hockey talent, first omega player in the NHL to be open about his secondary gender–and it’s his job to help him through his heat. To try and get him pregnant.

    Shane Hollander has spent his entire career following orders and living on other people’s timelines; he’s ready to start a family on his own. Enter Ilya Rozanov, a young alpha who is always happy to lend a helping hand.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    May: it's a weighted voting system, your vote has more weight if you have a queer parent

    Denny: so i have the most voting power

    Harry: which usually works out because denny is the most sensible of us

    May: harry and i get one vote, denny gets two and chris gets an honorary vote

    Ravi: why an honorary vote?

    Chris: i have a bisexual buck

    Denny: duhhhh

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Hollander,” Ilya replied stiffly, trying his best to school his tone. “You never call me.”

    “I need–nngh–“ he panted out.

    Ilya froze, all of the questions in his head like “What are you doing?” and “Why are you calling me?” and “Why haven’t we spoken in so long?” immediately dissipating because that didn’t matter, not when it sounded like–

    “Are…are you touching yourself, Hollander?” Ilya asked, voice dropping low.

    “N-no,” Shane whimpered and fuck he missed hearing him like this. His thready breaths alone made Ilya grab at his sheets, his dick immediately perking up in interest. “I’m not–I’m not touching. I’m–fuck–”

    “You’re what?” Ilya demanded. “Finish the sentence.”

    “I’m humping a pillow.” The admission hung heavy in the air, and for a split second, Ilya lost all ability to speak.

    Shane Hollander wakes up with a vagina and can't get himself off. He calls the one person who can help him.

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    10 Jun 2026