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    In their complete shock, Adrian thinks they can be excused for missing another presence on that ship before they were almost pounding on the ship's door. But when they did notice, they froze in their tracks.

    Bipedal. Almost completely organic. Two front-facing, predator-like light detectors. Descriptions flashed through their head, descriptions that are only known through dead bodies because no Galactic Collective agent would dare go near them alive.

    It's a human.

    Rocky is trapped in a ship with a human.

     

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    The Humans Are Space Orcs fic that nobody except me was asking for, so I wrote it myself.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    While working on solving the issue of Grace slowly dying of starvation, malnutrition, and a host of other issues, the Eridians discover the human internet (largely Wikipedia) and fall down a rabbit hole of trying to figure out everything they can about the needs of their squishy alien savior. While most of their focus is on the food issue, another link catches their (metaphorical) eyes.

    "Touch starvation, also known as touch deprivation or skin hunger, is the physiological need by humans and other species for physical contact with their own species or other living beings."

    No one is happy about this.

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    21 May 2026

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    After four years of space travel, Grace and Rocky are finally approaching Erid. Grace has been working hard to learn Eridian, but two days out, disaster strikes - his keyboard is broken and Rocky is hurt.

    Luckily, Grace can speak some very basic Eridian with his single set of vocal cords. Unfortunately, he sounds like a newly hatched baby Eridian when he does.

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    18 May 2026

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    "Congratulations on taking the first steps of your divinely approved divorce!" said Eonwë, with the blithe good cheer of a person who could absolutely pummel both of them silly and then chuck them back into Mandos one-handed. The Herald of the Valar was not someone to be intimidated by a bad-tempered Elf. "We can now proceed with the next stage!"

    "What next stage?" demanded Fingon. "It's over! What else is there to say?"

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    12 Mar 2026

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    “I have spent the last two thousand years trying to teach that man diplomacy.” His hand lifted, gesturing vaguely toward the east wing. “We’ve covered politics. Alliances. Public messaging. And at no point did I ever say: ‘Elrond, if you fall in love, immediately propose a three-way.’

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    08 Feb 2026