12 Bookmarks by Ashmac81

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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    When the Coruscant Guard is created to help protect the senators of the Republic, the Handmaidens of Amidala are wary. After all, what good can come from a bunch of random guys Obi-wan Kenobi accidentally found on an unknown planet? Combine that with their Senator's ability to find trouble anywhere and everywhere, and you get a nice headache for everyone involved.

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    01 Mar 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    In this utterly absurd and laugh-out-loud Star Wars fanfic, follow the hapless Darth Sidious as he attempts to corrupt Anakin Skywalker over the course of 13 years. But there's just one problem: Anakin is as dense as a brick and utterly oblivious to Palpatine's schemes. From organizing Jedi bake sales to mistaking dark artifacts for paperweights, Anakin's well-meaning but clueless actions constantly thwart the Sith Lord's grand plans. As Palpatine's frustration grows, Anakin somehow becomes an even better Jedi, leading to the ultimate backfire when Order 66 is hilariously bungled. If you’re looking for a crack fic full of humor, ridiculous outcomes, and a Sith Lord questioning all his life choices, this story is for you.

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    05 Sep 2024

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    02 Nov 2021

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    "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

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    “70 …” 68 said slowly, taken off-guard. 70 wasn’t a brother normally inclined towards ghost-tales. “Ben isn’t real. He’s just a baby story--something the tubies like to pretend is real.”

    70 shook his head, his face set in stubborn lines. “He might not be. No, listen--” he gave 74 a glare when it looked like his brother wanted to interrupt again. “I’ve heard the stories, and they’re always the same. The tubies all know what he looks like. They all know he’s a jetii, before anyone ever told them what a jetii was. You know how the longnecks keep batches of tubies separate. There’s no way any of us, or any of the older vod, could have told them about him. But it doesn’t matter. All the batches know about Ben.”

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    03 Oct 2021

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi is killed by Vader on Mustafar. Cody is killed by Vader nearly two decades later.

    Cody wakes up on Korda VI, and Obi-Wan wakes up at the Jedi temple. And why are they so small?!

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    12/?
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    15 Aug 2021

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    Two months after the Guard officially moves to Coruscant, the lawyer shows up.

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    In which Obi-Wan Kenobi never returns to the Jedi order after the war on Melidaa/Dann and instead finds another way to follow the Force's will. Namely, by fighting sentient-rights abuses all over the galaxy and emancipating the Grand Army of the Republic, one clone trooper at a time.

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    11/17
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    03 Jul 2021

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    Everyone in the galaxy knows that Jedi and Mandalorians mix about as well as water and oil. After the Massacre of Galidraan, the discovery (and execution) of the Sith lords hiding in plain sight, the Senate is in turmoil. They can't let the word 'Sith' be heard in public for fear of riots and uprisings, but they still need a scapegoat. Enter one Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Padawan, and caught in the middle of whatever storm is brewing.

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    26/?
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    24 May 2021

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    The Force has been telling Obi-Wan Kenobi since he was very young that he was destined to be a Jedi, he interpreted that to mean a Jedi Knight but that’s not what the Force had in mind. A change in Obi-Wan’s health and apprenticeship changes his Jedi path - from Jedi Knight to Jedi Sage. While a Jedi Sage is just as effective in fighting the Dark Side, the fight looks very, very different.

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    Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi discovers that he is pregnant, freaks out, and tries to run away. Yoda intervenes and helps set him on a new path. Qui-Gon is not pleased by Obi-Wan’s disappearance and intends to find him. Somehow in all this, they manage to take out Palpatine and restore a race once thought to be extinct.

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    02 May 2021

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    After giving up his child to Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin has found himself without a purpose. Filling in the gaps by completing bounties for Boba Fett, Din comes across a strange artefact that leaves him stranded in time.

    Who knows, maybe Din's complete lack of knowledge of the world outside of the outer rim will lead to the fall of the empire before it even begins...

    Warning: A loooot of swearing!

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    10 Mar 2021

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    In digital logic, a set of operations is said to be functionally complete if and only if every logic gate can be constructed only using the operations in the set. {AND, NOT} is a well-known functionally complete set.

    Twenty-two years ago, Obi-Wan left the Jedi Order for Melida/Daan and never returned. This is the story of what's happened since.

    Features Detective Obi-Wan who's not a Jedi but has carved out a life for himself despite everything.

    (Technically not complete, but since each story is self-contained, I'm marking it as such.)

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    06 Oct 2020

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    It all starts with Qui-Gon Jinn not dying on Naboo, but his mistakes are not so easily forgotten and forgiven when he's still alive. Obi-Wan has to figure out how to be a knight, Anakin has to figure out how to be a Padawan, a bunch of original characters have their own story arcs and Yoda has way too much to do.

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    03 Oct 2020

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    No one knows what the Council is hiding, but the effects ripple throughout the galaxy. Anakin knows he is loved. Former slaves are freed. A long-lost Master and his Padawan are returned to the Temple. No one understands how Obi-Wan Kenobi does these things, but they are grateful for it anyway.

    A time-travel story from the points of view of everyone but the time travelers. Also my first ever fanfiction. Updates every Monday now, starting 4/20!

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    Chapters:
    26/?
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    09 Jun 2020

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