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Don't Fuck With Florists (They'll Fuck You Up) by MayMarlow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2016
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Unsatisfied with his post-war life, Harry decides to get to the root of all of his problems when that root was still working at Borgin and Burkes shop in the late 40s. He’s the Master of Death, damn it, he can do what he wants for once in his life.
Tom Riddle isn’t particularly happy about working at a small, dingy shop for magical artifacts, no matter how interesting those artifacts are. He’s even less happy when an insufferable stranger sets up the most obnoxious flower shop right across the street.
What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for politics.
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18 Jun 2026
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Long story short: Harry and Voldemort have sex while both of them are wearing disguises. Voldemort reveals himself, Harry flees butt naked, and Voldemort becomes obsessed with the man Harry disguised himself as. Chaos ensues.
(The plot is not actually as insane as it might sound, I promise).
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Harry hasn’t taken anyone to bed in the last three years. He doesn’t like it, but that’s how it has to be. He doesn’t have time for a relationship, anyway.
And then Minister for Magic Tom Riddle comes along and messes everything up.
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16 Jun 2026
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After their flight from Malfoy Manor, our favorite trio learns that the hairs Hermione found were not from Bellatrix Lestrange, but probably from a dark-haired cat. Harry feels compelled to look for a way to get Bellatrix's hairs, in order to get into her vault in Gringotts. It is extremely important for Harry to destroy the Horcrux in her vault, even if it means going to a Death Eater party in disguise…
In other words, read how Harry moves through a nest full of vipers, only to get entangled in the most deadly of them all.
This story has already been written, and the next part will be online in a few days. It won't be a long story, I tried to make it a 'one-shot', but I found out that I'm not made for that. For readers who follow my work: I had written this work when I was stuck with other stories and I thought as a celebration that I will be posting exactly 1 year of stories on AO3 on March 20th. I hope I make you happy with this short story ;)
English is still not my native language, spelling and grammatical mistakes will be made!
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16 Jun 2026
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"I’ve buried you once, Alastor. I’m not in the mood to do it again."
London, 2005. Harry Potter is a Senior Auror tired of the fame, the bureaucracy, and the hollow title of the 'World's Most Eligible Bachelor.' When a hunt for a rogue Unspeakable goes wrong, a shattered Chronos-stone and Harry’s own status as the Master of Death drag him back to a time he only knows from nightmares and gravestones.
Landing on October 31st, 1978, Harry’s first instinct is to survive. But after saving a high-ranking Death Eater from a lethal Ministry ambush, he finds himself claimed as an asset by the Dark Lord himself.
Now, Harry must navigate the treacherous waters of the Inner Circle as a man who doesn't exist. To protect his future and his family, he decides to play a dangerous game: becoming the architect of Voldemort’s rise, but on his own terms. If he can keep Tom Riddle from slipping into the madness of the horcruxes, he might just save the world—by perfecting the darkness instead of fighting it.
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16 Jun 2026