Atari_Evergreen
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Jacob Black's Self Saving System (JBSSS) by Atari_Evergreen
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jul 2026
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An unfortunate Jacob Black wakes up in Forks with a new body, a hostile and micro-managing narrator, and zero understanding of Twilight’s plot - except for the dear old fandom wars between Twilight and HP, which... is not enough to go off by.
Now, the System wants him to behave. He wants to quit. It takes a piece of bribery to convince him to stay.
Meanwhile, other Fork residents are going crazy over him: Edward can’t read his mind and it's driving him mad, Seth accidentally imprints on him, Bella has a crush on him and sees Edward as competition, the Cullen siblings sort of adopt him, and Leah, Quil and Embry want to keep him as far away from Edward as possible.
There will be canines and fangs.
But most importantly, we get to watch Edward suffer.
(In short: Twilight world x SVSSS plot. Featuring Victoria as Tianlang-jun.)
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The Hobbit... And Those Confounded Dwarves by Atari_Evergreen
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
08 Jul 2026
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Wouldn't it be nice to fall asleep and wake up in your favorite book?
Sadly, reality exists, so sleeping won't become your train ticket to Middle Earth. But what about getting hit by a car?(People, don't try this at home.)
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Tis the season to annoy Snape. Again. by Atari_Evergreen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2026
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This Valentine’s Day, Lord Voldemort comes to a groundbreaking realization: if love is powerful enough to defeat him, then surely it can be weaponized.
Convinced the key to destroying Harry Potter lies in aggressively weaponized romance, he orders Severus Snape to brew the most potent love potion known to wizardkind. Snape, who did not sign up for this particular brand of idiocy, is forced to assist in what may be the most humiliating plot in Death Eater history. Still, it's not like he has a choice, so he actually makes it.
Problem is, Voldemort can't judge Amortentia because he can't smell it. And Snape will absolutely roast him for it.
Series
- Part 2 of Voldy Moldy's Misadventures
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Tis the season to handle trauma 〜 by Atari_Evergreen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2025
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'The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.' - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, page 208 (yes, I actually went through the book just to find this quote, I can't believe me either).
Well, that event must have left quite the impression on the Dark Lord, and Snape now has to deal with a hissing Voldemort refusing to leave his house because it's snowing outside.
Series
- Part 1 of Voldy Moldy's Misadventures
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