AverageCatEnjoyer
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A bunch of non-canon random shit that the persona cast said because I’m bored
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Wasn’t that funny? by AverageCatEnjoyer
Fandoms: Devil May Cry, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
18 Sep 2023
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Lady asks about that one weird job he got from a old man
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Ash’s balls vs Garchomp’s iron tail by AverageCatEnjoyer
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
15 Sep 2023
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Ash goes to introduce himself to the champions (even though he already met them but he walks in at the wrong time…
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Marnie’s temporary leave by AverageCatEnjoyer
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
13 Sep 2023
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Marnie announces to the league chat that she will be taking a small break from being a gym leader.
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Finn tells jake how he figured out what tier 15 is
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Somatesthesia by DSVII
Fandoms: 悪魔城ドラキュラ 暁月の円舞曲 と 蒼月の十字架 | Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow & Dawn of Sorrow, 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania (Video Games)
11 Apr 2026
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It's got to be hard to go through the effort of fighting your way through an extradimensional demon castle only to find out at the end you're the reincarnation of the creator of said castle.
It's even worse to figure out that the rest of your classmates are also reincarnations of people who had sworn to kill the previous you to put a stop to your evil reign and who now just so coincidentally happen to remember their past lives as well.
Maybe he should've read the group chat.
(Or: Soma has a really bad first day back at school after the whole thing with the Eclipse and because he is a chronic dumbass who can't stay out of trouble for the life of him winds up with a bunch of reincarnated vampire hunters on case.)
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- Part 2 of Castlevania: Moonlyte Formata
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23 May 2026
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The legendary proxy duo "Phaethon" is full of surprises.
For example, most people wouldn't assume that these two innocent-looking video store owners were navigating the depths of some of the most dangerous hollows in all of New Eridu in their free time.
Most people wouldn't assume that Belle is a heavy metal aficionado.
Most people wouldn't assume that Wise is juggling a massive ten-person relationship while simultaneously trying to keep his shit together and not spontaneously combust due to his own inner turmoil in the process.
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- 15/?
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10 Jan 2026
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Dazai Osamu has created a chat
Dazai Osamu has named the chat hey motherfuckers
Dazai Osamu has added 19 users
Dazai Osamu has changed 20 names
favouritefearlesshero: uwu
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dazai makes a gc and chaos ensues
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- 121/?
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29 Dec 2025
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Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: Mansion of Madness by BronySonicFan
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Donkey Kong (Video Games), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Metroid Series, Yoshi Series (Video Games), Kirby (Video Games), Star Fox (Video Games), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound, Mother 3 (Video Game), F-Zero (Video Games), Ice Climber (Video Game), Fire Emblem Series, 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), WarioWare (Video Games), Metal Gear (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Pikmin (Video Game), どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, Rockman | Mega Man - All Media Types, Wii Fit (Video Game), Punch-Out!! (Video Games), Pac-Man (Video Games), Xenoblade Chronicles Series (Video Games), Street Fighter (Video Games), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Bayonetta (Video Games), 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania (Video Games), Persona 5, Dragon Quest XI, Banjo-Kazooie (Video Games), Fatal Fury, ARMS (Video Game), Minecraft (Video Game), Tekken (Video Games), Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), Splatoon (Video Games), Super Smash Brothers
20 Jun 2026
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Whose brilliant idea was it to bring back all the Super Smash Bros. competitors AND invite 24 new fighters? It doesn't matter, because now these guys will have to live under the same roof for an entire year during the most chaotic tournament in Smash history. Nearly 90 people can live together safely under one roof... right?
Spanish version here.
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- Part 1 of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Saga
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- 240/250
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16 Oct 2025
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After one of Bayonetta's and Jeanne's festivities at their home, Bayonetta wakes up to discover an unexpected discovery. With the help of her wife, closest friends and occasionally Enzo's wife, Bayonetta gives birth to a beautiful baby she decides to name Akira. Throughout his childhood, Akira was taught the arts of an Umbran witch, along with forging a contract with a demon. Due to a mishap with some drunken dunce, Akira had to move country and start at a new school. On his first day, he meets the former track star of Shujin Academy and a new power within him.
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11 Oct 2025