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Harry's Adventures in Grocery Shopping by AwfulLawful
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2025
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This story parodies an Ebay add from an Illinois woman named Dawn Meehan selling Pokémon cards that her children had put in the grocery cart. The original story can be read on her blog - it is not mine. It is placed many years after the Epilogue, and Harry's family has expanded to standard Weasley size. I own no part of Skittles or have any stock in them per se, this is merely the item I chose because it is my favorite candy.
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'The Hellborn-Sinner Sex and Soulbonds Book and How to Get Down in Pleasure Town' By Asmodeus the Sin of Lust by AwfulLawful
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Oct 2024
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“The things that really change the world, according to Chaos theory, are the tiny things. A butterfly flaps its wings in the Amazonian jungle, and subsequently a storm ravages half of Europe.” ~Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
Prince Stolas predicts a celestial event in which the Sin of Lust’s power will amplify and reverberate through all of Hell. This has happened before and changed history drastically from what it might have been. This latest surge is only the first ripple effect. The initial event changed all of Hell and almost nothing is as it might have been.
Vox was contracted by the Electricity Overlord Papermint. Overlord Angel Dust came into power before Valentino fell. On the day the Casino Overlord and the Radio Demon gambled for each other’s souls, Alastor lost and now belongs to Husk. Goetia and Sins love for mortal Hellborn causes strife as they die off with time. Princess Charlie is more authoritative after witnessing an Exterminator forsaken for showing mercy to a child, and Lucifer is 200% done with everyone’s shit.
The formation of Soulbonds just makes it all more complex.
Luckily, there's a guidebook.
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As a snowstorm moves in, a street Bitty struggles to free himself from his steel prison before any Humans find him. All he wanted was some mustard seeds from the spice rack by the window - he never would have guessed he'd end up fighting for his life if he fell off the sill.
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Zim had inadvertently proven the compatibility of Irken and Human DNA with his stupid bologna prank. Ten years after that had happened and one random data check on ZIM’s base computer later, and suddenly Earth had become very interesting to the empire. Or, Humans in particular had. Well, their DNA at least. Now humans and Irkens had to interact in a way that the conquering species was unaccustomed to. Fortunately, humans had many advantages in this situation. And Dib was prepared to take full advantage.
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Previously posted on FF.net in 2016. Wayne Scott's retirement is interrupted by the arrival of a Megamind from another dimension who fled to escape the villain that Wayne's double there had become. Honor-bound to heal the hurts of his other, Wayne finds himself a caretaker and guardian until the alternate of his little buddy recovers; which is easier said than done.
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You adopt a rescued Gaster bitty from an illegal lab. He's got a lot of baggage, so he needs you more than he'll admit. (based on the Ugaka Gaster from Zarla, and thus also inspired by Handplates)
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16 Jun 2026
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Sharp Toothed Ghost by Theeverlongwhatnow
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
30 Oct 2025
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(Working title. May change)
An unusual phone is found in Gotham on a rooftop. when the Batfamily finally get into it they find videos of a child injured and alone in Gotham. This starts the race to find a surprisingly evasive kid.Danny finds himself in Gotham. Not knowing how he got there or how he got de-aged, Danny sets out on surviving in this new place while losing memories at the same time. Though its only a time until his Fenton luck shows and the resident vigilantes start to bother him.
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13 Jan 2026
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What do you do when you find out you aren't who you always thought? Jazz knew it was the chance to get Danny away from their Phantom obsessed parents and Danny was just in shock. Hopefully, he'd be allowed to explain but why would he want Danny around?
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10 Jan 2026
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He was told that his friends and family would have to die, despite Clockwork saving them from the Nasty Burger accident. He didn't think it would be in this way. Not wanting to repeat the future, he was sent to Kansas to live with distant relatives. Powers beyond Clockwork are pulling the strings as the super-powered brotherhood between Clark Kent and Danny Fenton was no coincidence.
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23 Oct 2025
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The Joker gives Batman a choice: Save Robin, or save a civilian.
Neither the Joker nor Batman know that the civilian is Danny Fenton, part-time superhero and full-time gremlin.
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30 Sep 2025