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In which Crowley tries to teach Aziraphale how to text.
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29 Jun 2026
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It’d be good for Buck to have another cat around him. If Bobby’s lucky, Eddie’s mellow temperament would rub off on his crazy orange menace and make him less of a terror.
Of course, that was delusional of him to hope so. If anything, the two were even worse together.
Buck pawing at people’s legs as a distraction while Eddie stole something off their plate. Buck dragging gloves or socks into Bobby’s office like trophies while Eddie followed behind to drop the stolen items into Bobby’s trash can. Napping in the most random places and therefore forcing everyone to check the engine every time just in case they were inside. Following people around and plopping down belly up at their feet like two meowing speed bumps. Knocking random stuff off the shelves.
Just last week, the two had stepped on the PA mic, Buck broadcasting a steady stream of purrs and random meows throughout the entire firehouse until Hen found Eddie serenely perched on the button.
Bobby somehow ended up adopting not one, but two demonic cats.
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29 Jun 2026
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Love Hath Made Thee a Tame Snake by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.
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26 Jun 2026
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Crowley's been annoyingly in love for six thousand years. What's another lifetime between friends?
Or: Aziraphale definitely fucks and isn't that just perfect?
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26 Jun 2026
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The Seduction Malfunction by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Jul 2019
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“Disguise yourself,” Hastur said. “Pretend you’re a priest, or better yet, an altar boy. Their lot can’t resist an altar boy.”
Crowley held in a hysterical bubble of laughter as he imagined Aziraphale’s horrified face at being confronted with Crowley disguised as a lascivious altar boy. He’d feed him soup and give him a good talking to before sending him on his way.
Crowley gets orders to seduce Aziraphale to the dark side. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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25 Jun 2026
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To Rest My Weary Soul by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Jun 2019
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“Are you saying I feel like this because of my time in Hell? I thought you meant moral consequences.”
“Since when do I give a toss about moral consequences, angel? No, you’ve got a Hell hangover. Must have hit once the adrenaline wore off,” Crowley answered.
“Hell hangover?” Aziraphale repeated incredulously.
Aziraphale's trip down to Hell leaves him worse for wear.
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25 Jun 2026
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i act as the tongue of you, tied in your mouth by Ark for triedunture
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2019
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“Surely this night’s adventures have made it obvious,” says Crowley. “There’s never been anyone but you since the world began.”
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25 Jun 2026
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I Just Want To Learn How To Somehow Be Loved Myself by allonsy_gabriel
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
25 Oct 2019
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Sometimes when Crowley looked at Aziraphale, it felt like the world was shifting on its axis.
Sometimes the angel would smile in Crowley’s direction or run his fingers through the demon’s hair or kiss his cheek or something, and the world would tilt sideways, spinning around him like one of those godforsaken carnival rides, and leave Crowley dizzy and stumbling.
Because Aziraphale loved him. Loved him. Like—really. Crowley. Him specifically, not the sort of holier-than-thou love for all living things bullshit that angels usually spouted.
Aziraphale loved Crowley.
Crowley knew because the angel had told him. Repeatedly. Daily, even, and often times even more than that.
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25 Jun 2026
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Snapshots of their life together after they’ve saved the world.
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25 Jun 2026
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scared my love, you'll go by everythingsace
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 May 2020
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Crowley’s dark nails scrape at floorboards as he tries to climb to his feet, smoke choking him. Splinters surely find their way into his fingers, but he doesn’t care, can’t care, as he tries to call out. His voice feels raw, trying to push through a throat and mouth full of embers. He barely pushes himself up to his knees, his feet, while his eyes burn.
“Aziraphale? Aziraphale!” His gasps burn, his hands screaming as he collapses against a bookshelf. He whispers, “Aziraphale, please…”
He shuts his eyes, looking, aching, for any sign of his angel, but he can’t. He’s always, always been able to sense him, at least a slight shimmer somewhere in the far reaches of his mind, but there’s nothing.
He has nothing.
God, shit, he was right, it was over, and Aziraphale was gone, there wasn’t--
“Crowley?”
(Or: Crowley has nightmares, and Aziraphale decides to help him.)
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25 Jun 2026
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The Thing About Apple Cottage by lyricwritesprose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jun 2019
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There's a cottage by the sea where the children like to go. Sometimes it's for ice cream, sometimes it's for a listening ear, sometimes when something goes disastrously wrong.
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25 Jun 2026
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5 Conversations Overheard in an English Village by chellefic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Aug 2019
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When Crowley and Aziraphale settle into their new home, they draw the attention of their neighbors, including the village vicar.
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25 Jun 2026
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The Sword and the Shield by 29Pieces
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Aug 2019
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It is far too easy, Crowley reflects, to mistake Aziraphale as a helpless, hand-wringing bookshop keeper. It is far too easy to think him prey. Three evil men make the mistake. The angel clenches his fists and there's a crackle in the air. Crowley can read the signs. And he knows how this is going to end.
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25 Jun 2026
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Sentient Bentley and Bookshop by 29Pieces
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Apr 2021
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25 Jun 2026
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One Night In Bangor (And the World's Your Oyster) by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2019
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"All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"
Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.
"The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."
AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.
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23 Jun 2026
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20 Jun 2026
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The Rose and the Serpent by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2020
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AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…
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20 Jun 2026
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A Guide to Fame for the Enterprising Demon by asideofourown
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jan 2020
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tildeathdoustogether
ok friends so i know we all joke about, like john mulaney and keanu reeves and hozier being immortals, but… i really think we gotta add anthony j. crowley to that listthelongest27yearsofmylife reblogged and said:
Christ, Beth, Anthony Crowley is an increasingly popular, openly queer creator with explicitly queer rep in his work that’s really important to some people, can you not make this into a meme for ONCE in your life?tildeathdoustogether reblogged and said:
you think i’m joking but. i’m not. l i s t e n i did not get a history degree for nothing, i have RECEIPTS. buckle in kiddos this is a wild ride[Crowley accidentally gets a bit famous, and the internet figures out he may be a bit immortal]
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20 Jun 2026
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Any Other Name by mostlyanything19 (halfanapple)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 May 2019
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“The Angel of the Eastern Gate.” Crawly grins. “What’s your name, anyway? You never said.”
“Oh...” Apologies, Aziraphael almost says, but then he doesn’t. That would be taking things a bit too far. This is still the Enemy. “Aziraphael.”
“Aziraphael,” repeats Crawly—or tries to, because halfway through the word he chokes. Quite badly.
Or: What if Aziraphale’s name was originally "Aziraphael", in keeping with the conventional spelling and pronunciation of angel names, but because of its divine nature Crowley is physically unable to say it out loud.- Language:
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20 Jun 2026
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Final Temptation by rfsmiley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Feb 2019
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It doesn't occur to Crowley to tempt Aziraphale until approximately 5,900 years into their relationship.
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20 Jun 2026
