AwkwardFortuna
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With Shadowheart's hands on her hips and that familiar look on her face, Astarion knew that a lecture was imminent.
"That's the third customer complaint I've received about you this evening."
She pinched the bridge of her nose.
"Do try to learn the recipes, Astarion. It's not that difficult. Even Lae'zel can make a decent latte, and she hasn't even completed basic training yet."
"That's hardly fair."
Astarion folded his arms with an exaggerated pout. He could make a damn good latte if he wanted to!
Or,
The coffee shop AU no one asked for- Language:
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Got any blow, bro? by AwkwardFortuna
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games 2023-)
11 May 2026
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“Oh, come on,” Johnny says, leaning into Kenshi’s space, all over-familiar like they've known each other for years. “You look like the type.”
“To carry drugs?” Kenshi scoffs. “You’re barking up the wrong tree.”
“Woof.”
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The other half of the bargain by AwkwardFortuna
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games 2023-), Mortal Kombat (2021)
09 May 2026
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“You know,” Kano said, stretching an arm across the back of Johnny’s chair, crowding against him. “I help you find the amulet and you help me.” He waggled his eyebrows. Red gleamed faintly in the back of his cybernetic eye like a predator in the dark. “Don’t forget, you promised me a wristy, Johnny.”
Johnny groaned, dragging a hand down his face. He should’ve handed the amulet over to Bi-Han and let the whole world burn when he had the chance.
“No. Nope. Absolutely not." Johnny shoved him back against the seat. "You can't be serious? I saved your ass back there. That cancels out my side of the deal.”
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Makeover by AwkwardFortuna
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU, Joker (2019)
20 Apr 2026
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“...You’re not gonna stab me with that pencil, are you?”
Clark’s voice cuts through the quiet, warm with something like amusement. He reaches out on instinct, fingers gently curling around Bruce’s pencil-wielding wrist, stilling him.
Bruce doesn’t even flinch. Clark touches him with a kind of familiarity that he's never experienced before and it's... nice. Clark's touch doesn't jolt him like the others' do. Doesn't make his skin grow cold or his shoulders tense. And Bruce would never admit it out loud, but some days he only feels human when Clark is touching him.
“It’s not a pencil,” Bruce says flatly. “It’s eyeliner.”
A beat.
“Besides,” Bruce adds, finally risking a glance at him. “I saw you swallow a bullet yesterday.”
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Something New | Holy Matrimony by AwkwardFortuna
Fandoms: Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen (TV)
06 Apr 2026
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“Are you sure she’s the one?”
Rachel asks it lightly, almost offhand, as she smooths a nonexistent crease from Jude’s sleeve. Her fingers linger there a second too long, pressing into the fabric like she might find a different answer underneath it all. Not that she needs an answer, really.
She already knows it.
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Fifteen years later Rachel acts as the witness for Jude's wedding.
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Sierra Six, Dani Miranda, and Avik San learn what it means to be part of a family.
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Deadbeat Dads Club by AwkwardFortuna
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
20 May 2025
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Triangle is the Strongest Shape by AwkwardFortuna
Fandom DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
26 Aug 2025
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The budding relationship between Lois Lane, Clark Kent, and Mr. Terrific.
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Come as you are, As you were, As I want you to be by AwkwardFortuna
Fandom The Batman (Movie 2022), The Penguin (US TV 2024)
14 Aug 2025
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International Love by AwkwardFortuna
Fandom Mortal Kombat (Video Games 1992-2020), Mortal Kombat (Video Games 2023-), Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types
19 Jul 2025
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Bookmarked by AwkwardFortuna
10 Jul 2026
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risk assessment by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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“We usually fuck after games!" Ilya defends. "We are off schedule. My body knows this. It is confused.”
“Yeah, well, we’re not getting any closer to fucking—at home—unless you get the damn ointment on me. Fucking—shit, Ilya.”
His entire face scrunches up when Ilya, now kneeling on the floor in front of him, slightly readjusts his leg for a better angle.
Every inch of him is flushed with the control, blood running hot just underneath the surface, trying to circulate the pain meds. Shane looks tender like this, the familiar planes of his body watercolored with bruises and scrapes, the pain not so much one central thing as it is a pulsing, throbbing presence in the room with them. Ilya wants to play with it, a little. Wants to take it gently between his teeth and tongue at it until he’s worked out all the tears and pleasure and messy insides.
So he is definitely horny, yes.
Bookmarked by AwkwardFortuna
10 Jul 2026
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locked up (for his pleasure) by GloomyDragon
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Feb 2026
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Ilya stared at the box in his hands for a second, the confusion in his eyes making room for something far less innocent. “This is like prison for your dick.”
Shane bit his bottom lip as he observed Ilya’s reaction. The urge to grab the box and run away as fast as his heart was beating in his chest was strong.
“This is what you want?” Ilya asked, looking from the box to Shane. “You want to lock up your dick?”
“And give the key to you,” Shane added quietly.
or: Shane presents the idea of cock cages to Ilya.
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- Part 1 of hollanov cock cage
Bookmarked by AwkwardFortuna
07 Jul 2026
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Your Hands, My Mouth by BeautyInChains
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jan 2026
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"Suck," Ilya commands gently. Shane watches his reflection turn pink. They're alone, for now, but that could change at any moment. Shane feels sick and needy and wants to fight the urge to soothe so badly. Ilya taps again, insistent. "It will help. Suck."
Bookmarked by AwkwardFortuna
07 Jul 2026
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“Is it….I mean, it doesn’t bother you, does it? That I need this so much, I mean.”
Ilya is looking at him now. “You’re asking me if I’m bothered by your need for me?”
Shane flushes. “I’m just saying, I know it can be a lot.”
“Solnyshko. It’s not even 10AM, and you’ve already sucked my cock twice and I’ve fucked you. This is not a hardship for me. I am happy to do this for you.”
Bookmarked by AwkwardFortuna
07 Jul 2026