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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    After a series of totally normal events, Bumblebee finds himself kind of... stuck. His only cavalry option is Breakdown, who shows up in shining armor and then proceeds to do a whole lot of Not Helping.

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    24 May 2026

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    Starscream discovers a list of names among Megatron's personal files, all of them seekers. His is the only designation not checked off. He wonders why, and then regrets it.

    He never has coped with jealousy well...

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    30 Mar 2026

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    A sin bin collection of Megatron/Starscream focused one-shots and drabbles.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    “I won’t have that thing accompanying me. It’s bad enough you hired a grounder, but a gladiator? That thug will never keep his hands off me.”

    “Retired gladiator,” said the Winglord. “Trust that he’ll be more professional than that.”

    “And when he’s not?” asked Starscream. “What’s your contingency plan? To throw him in the smelter after he’s had his way with me?”

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    A MegaStar Royal Bodyguard AU

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    06 Mar 2026

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    "I don’t know how to ask this gracefully but have you been engaging in any - ahem - intimate relations lately?”

    Prime stiffened, answering in an unusually strained tone. “You know the answer to that, Ratchet. I’m a vessel for the will of Primus, I don’t ‘engage in relations’.”

    “See, I do know that which is why I’m confused as to how I’m looking at a sparkling here.”

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    After millions of years, Megatron and Optimus Prime are finally forced to confront their messy, tangled relationship.

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    23 Feb 2026