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    "He wanted to slit my throat!"

    "But he didn't, seeing how you can still talk so much. Usagi is a very hard-working boy, the best employee I had in a long time."

    Usagi gave no indication that the compliment made an impression on him. If anything, he looked even more tired than before the start of this whole conversation.
    Leo wasn't about to fall for those empty eyes and lack of will to live.

    "That's cool, because the last guy he worked for wanted us dead."

    "See?" Hueso spread his arms. "So it wasn't even his idea. He's a good boy and you'll be nice to him, Pepino, or you'll never get a discount again," he threatened, which was completely absurd and a sign that the whole world had turned upside down after all. Leo blamed the Foot Clan. And Shredder. And Big Mama. "Besides, I'm sure he had a change of heart. Right, Lechuga?"

    They both looked at Usagi expectantly. The rabbit took his time, twirling the pen in his fingers for a moment, before finally sighing. And in that same, emotionless voice, he announced:

    "My boss fucking died."

     

    Or; When Usagi and Leo first met, they fought.
    The best way to start a great friendship!

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    One minute he’s sacrificing himself to be beaten to death by a murderous alien invader in a nightmarish prison dimension, and the next minute he’s locking eyes with the actual, literal, cutest guy he’s ever had the privilege of seeing. Such is life for Hamato Leonardo.

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    This is not what he expected on the road to recovery after escaping the prison dimension. Lying in bed, yes. Hiding himself away in his bedroom, most definitely. But no, none of that is going to happen because Leo’s brothers had the collective idea to send him to a random farm in the middle of nowhere to recover without the hassle of New York. Now with city skylines traded for vegetable gardens, Leo has nothing to do but get used to the smell of soil. Oh well, at least the rabbit his age is good at telling jokes – even if they don’t make any sense most of the time.

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    Five years. It's been five years.

    Hamato Leonardo was b͕̱ͮ̉͐͊ác͎̯̯̈͗͐͑ͯ͑̚k̦

    But he was no longer who he once was.

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