Baddest_bitc
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The stranger kneeled down infront of Tommy and lowered his head slightly, like he was infront of someone so worthy of having such a monster bow to him.
With a smile that almost felt insincere to be kind, the man said, “Starting today, i shall be your advisor young prince.”
OR: prince tommy and his sketchy gang
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Wait a minute.
“The Egg?.. What is that?” The question had Bad grinning as if he won the war.”Oh let me tell you all about The Egg!
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in which hannah does NOT have a good time
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Fist fighting for a child by Baddest_bitc for juan_ita
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
23 Jan 2022
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I tell you the tale of two familes fighting over a certain boy.
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In which Tommy fucking loses it. by Baddest_bitc for juan_ita
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
21 Dec 2021
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As much as tommy wanted to not do this, he was past the point of returning, he decided that Ranboo was going to rue the day he ever met the Watsons. That he met Tommy
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OR; In which tommy fucking snaps and goes psycho
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“They don’t have the right to hurt you,” Philza swore, cradling what he thought was his son.
It…didn’t compute to “Tommy”. “But they’re stronger, so they’ve the right to do whatever they want. Only the weak are kind.” And thus they were slaughtered. Hell and earth differed little there.
Philza laughed bitterly. “We have to be. And the powerless have ways of protecting themselves, protecting each other. We shouldn’t have to, but unfortunately it’s the world we live in. So it’s up to us to put things right.” “Tommy” buried himself in the embrace to hide his scarlet eyes and growing horns. But he was only pretending to be human. He wasn’t- wasn’t weak. He was more powerful than this wretched human. And yet how often had he been scared and hurting? He’d replaced Philza’s real son in a bid for power, but it was never going to protect him, was it? There would always be someone stronger.
“How?” the demon begged.
“By being clever, and patient, and most importantly kind.”Or; one by one Philza’s sons were replaced by monsters. It’s the first taste any of them have of love, but their masks are far more than skin deep.
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22 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Last read: April 22nd
Dark SBI non human Neo trio and Philza centric. DO NOT FORGET IT
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When a serial killer is mistaken for a feral fledgling by TH4T_0N3_P3RS0N
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Jan 2026
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When Wilbur walks to his apartment to change for his second job he’s interrupted by a mugger with a knife, how rude! So Wilbur stabs the shit out of the man’s neck with an improv weapon, Wilbur doesn't bother to dispose of the body as he doesn't want to be late for work.
Techno and his good friend (that was practically family) Phil, are called to investigate if a Fledgling had attacked a man that had his neck brutally mutilated and his head bashed, once they look at it closely they believe it is and are now on a mission to find a fledgling.
Will they realize it’s not a fledgling? Will Wilbur come to realize vampires exist?
Or will they all be oblivious to the signs?
(I don’t know how I’ll continue the story so if you have ideas comment down below! also any and all dsmp fanfics I create are Strictly characters and never the creators themselves. I won‘t ever and have no intentions of writing about actaul people.)
ON A TEMPORARY HIATUS (unknown amount of time)
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- Part 2 of The blocks have consumed me(Dsmp Fics)
- Part 3 of All my fics in a pretty Ao3 bow
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07 Jan 2026
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TCG Dad by ErissTheMean for Toovski, Flustered, ElbowAnarchy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, trading game simulator
16 Sep 2025
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Philza, a totally not mafia boss, is suddenly sent on a sidequest- he has to take over his sister's Trading Card Shop! Because she's going to space!
Well, it's only for two years.
Wait, when did he acquire illegal teenage employees...?
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09 Nov 2025
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“Please,” one soldier told Techno over dinner, “The Blood God isn’t going to help you. He doesn’t accept any of the blood sacrifices the generals leave for him, so either he doesn’t exist, or he thinks he’s too good for the likes of us. Either way, it’s best to find a different patron.”
Techno had punched him in the face for that. None of his other comrades ever brought up the Blood God again.
Well, except for one.
“You follow the Blood God?” the new kid said, staring up at Techno with unbelievably blue eyes.
“Yeah,” Techno replied, perhaps a bit gruffer than he meant to, “What’s it to you?”
“Nothing!” the new kid said, grinning wildly, “I love that guy. He gets all the ladies. Hey, we should be friends!”Or: Techno is the last devout follower of the Blood God. Tommy may or may not be said god.
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- Part 1 of Blood Brothers (Blood God!Tommy AU)
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Waking Up floaty, It’s not As Bad As I Thought It Was by scribbletoast
Fandoms: smp earth, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 May 2025
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He should be thinking about this in a different way, Techno is of course in his room. Why would he be anywhere else? It’s too early in the morning and Techno doesn’t socialise with other people aly that well. He’s obviously in his bedroom.
Or Phil could offer him lots of shiny things, Phil thinks Techno would like that. If someone wanted to keep Phil close by all they had to do is show him some nice trinkets. Wait. That’s the bad part of the brain. No, Techno likes gold. Which, Phil supposes is somewhat like shiny items. He can’t phrase it as just shiny, it’s shiny items, shiny trinkets. Think rationally Phil.
Or !! Sometimes you just wake up regressed and wish someone would take care of you.
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17 May 2025
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Age regressed Philza you have my heart soul and bank account