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People keep spiking Auror Harry Potter with love potions. Healer Draco Malfoy keeps having to pick up the pieces.
But it's getting harder and harder for Draco to watch Harry fall in love with everyone except for him.
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It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days.
The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier.
So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine.
Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.
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What happens when you watch the finale of Modern Family while hyper-fixating on Drarry? You write an AU in which the Malfoy’s are on a domestic reality TV show.
(Also dealbreaker for some people teenage characters use the word “Daddy” in a non-sexual way. I don’t find this weird at all, but I get if you do.)
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“I have never even touched another man's cock, Harry. What if the first time I do, I fuck it up?”
“Isn’t it just like touching your own?”
Draco rolls his eyes. “Maybe, but I won't know for sure until I try, will I?”
Maybe that logic stands. Maybe that's a very clever way of thinking. Maybe that's what makes Harry's brain settle on an absolutely splendid idea. A genius though. An epiphany one could say.
“You can practice on mine!”
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Harry is straight. And isn’t that just too bad, because if he wasn’t, then he would be totally and desperately in love with Draco.
Luckily, he can at least be Draco’s friend. Draco’s very good friend. Draco’s very good friend who helps him out when in need.
That’s what Harry keeps telling himself as he embarks on a journey of sexual exploration with his very best mate.
He’s just being a good friend.
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