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Most people haven't a clue when they’ll meet their soulmate, but not Tangerine. He's always had a pretty good idea, which is why he's not exactly thrilled to be on the Shinkansen. And that's before everything goes tits up.
(Or: Five times Tangerine hated trains, plus the one time he didn't mind them.)
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- Part 2 of Pretty Bubbles In The Air
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08 Jul 2026
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“…You serious?” Healy scoffed, disbelief nestled into the edges of his face. “Come on, March, that’s-“
“An in-depth investigation tactic,” March finished for him, brain too buzzed to think about any potential implications right now, “I work best when I’m in the zone.”
“And you want to get in the zone of someone I’m… Wooing?”
“You make it sound weird.”
Healy started to smile. Because of course he fucking did. “It is weird, March.”
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or: healy, supposedly, has more skill than march in the seduction department. like any seasoned p.i. worth their salt, march investigates this claim. thoroughly.
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06 Jul 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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- 48,280
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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06 Jul 2026
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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- English
- Words:
- 18,360
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 1,040
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05 Jul 2026
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You Got (All My Love) by mar_map
Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
12 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace is an omega that's been forced off his suppressants. Rocky is the alpha that Grace has hired to help him through his oncoming heat. The both of them fall faster for one another than either of them thought possible.
Titles from Noah Kahan's All My Love
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02 Jul 2026
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Ave Maria by nopaintjustpain
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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02 Jul 2026
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what he left behind by saltedriceball (tealvneu)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, SCP Foundation
28 Jun 2026
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Description: SCP-90306 is a classroom located on the second floor of ██████ █████████ ██████ ██████ in ███ █████████, California. The room measures 9.1 m × 9.8 m (30 ft × 32 ft), with a total floor area of 89.2 m² (960 ft²). School records indicate that the last educator assigned to SCP-90306 prior to its first recorded anomalous manifestation was Dr. ██████ █████, who ceased employment at the institution on ██/██/████.
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- English
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- 2,451
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- 2/2
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29 Jun 2026
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Man of Mercy by haimatochares
Fandoms: Drive (2011), Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
24 Jun 2026
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Dr. Ryland Grace does not have good luck, as evident by being robbed and hit by a car within the span of a few minutes. The doctor's bad luck, however, seems to play to Casey's benefit, and he's never been a man for whom things tend to work out.
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24 Jun 2026
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“You ask so many damn questions, I want you to know that,” Sebastian scoffs, angling away from the other man.
“You ask them, then,” Jacob says. He’s utterly rooted in place by how the sharp lighting makes Sebastian’s eyes a blue so clear he could drink from them, his hair being cast into the brilliant golden glow.
“Alright,” Sebastian hums, fingers tapping the neck of his cocktail glass. “Are you trying to take me home?”
Jacob is struck speechless for a moment. He hadn’t expected to be called out for his intentions so brazenly, used to playing cat and mouse with those he was trying to court.
“Yeah,” he says, having to swallow dryly to get the words to come out. “Yeah, I am.”
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23 Jun 2026
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Wolf Mother by ChaoticEldritchEntity
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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He trusted her. He wanted to help her.
She tried to make herself believe, again, that this was ill advised. That it would sabotage the project.
She was steadier, had better concentration. She could afford to spend a few hours only thinking of a single other human being who needed help with meeting his needs, and who then would look at her with that stare, that utterly and honestly impressed gaze. She could hardly bare it, most times. It was too much trust, and it scared her still. She wasn’t scared of the world trusting her, because she didn’t doubt that she was competent and driven enough to see the Hail Mary through. But this man, a single person, not a number, not a vague recollection, giving her that same magnitude of trust, was unsettling.
She had gotten attached, it was undeniable.It was helping. Perhaps, it would be the thing that carried the project to its end.
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Eva Stratt can't afford to be friends, especially not with a man whom she sometimes only tolerates for his scientific knowledge. She can't.
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19 Jun 2026
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Lately you're the only human I believe in by ChaoticEldritchEntity
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jul 2026
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Age-regression being the secret third thing relationship between Eva Stratt and Ryland Grace. With loads of comfort and now also loads of angst and plot because the author is incapable of writing Slice Of Life. Also featuring science rambles by a biotechnology student.
Title is from We Will Commit Wolf Murder by of Montreal
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18 Jun 2026
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Miranda thinks she's finally getting a good grasp on her very quiet, very-intimidating-at-first-glance coworker. She likes to believe they've even become friends!
Wait, what do you mean he's been married this whole time?!
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- English
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- 7,710
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 842
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17 Jun 2026
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All his life, Healy never really wanted kids, didn’t think he’d be good with them. That was until Holland March and his daughter Holly came into his life, and everything changed.
Something burned hot inside him, a deep yearning, a newfound desire — Jackson Healy wants to get Holland March pregnant.
Or: Holly mentions wanting a sister, and Jackson Healy can't stop thinking about it.
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17 Jun 2026
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Between processing the unhealed grief of losing his wife, trying to keep from drinking himself into a coma, and struggling with his freshly grown feelings for his business partner, accepting a new case is probably not the smartest thing March has ever done.
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- Part 2 of goose fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 65,272
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 223
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- 1,026
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15 Jun 2026
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A few weeks after starting the Nice Guys agency March gets drunk, Healy gets a strange inkling, and Holly watches The Parent Trap.
Not for the first time, Jackson wonders why he agreed to this partnership. But there’s something he can’t quite put his finger on, something about the soft, hapless, helpless way March loves his daughter and knows what a screwup he is, that makes something funny happen inside Jackson’s chest. He hasn’t eaten yet today but it feels almost like his stomach is twisting, like he’s about to do something stupid and completely out of his own control even though Jackson Healy has always prided himself on how well he keeps himself under control.
Not food poisoning, Jackson thinks. March poisoning.
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14 Jun 2026
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March had his palm read once, years back, by a hack psychic in a gaudy tent at some old timey carnival Holly had begged to go to. She'd taken one look at his craggy hands – two fingers bandaged at the time - and told him, in no uncertain terms, that if he didn't slow down, boy, he was gonna hurt himself. He tipped her very badly.
Suffice to say, he did not often have the appearance of a man in control of his own destiny.
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11 Jun 2026
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
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But back to the issue at hand: how in pluperfect hell did he get Jackson Healy into the sack?? Jackson Healy. Jackson “Brass Knuckles, Skull Crackin’, Baseball Bat To the Back, Wrestle A Shotgun From a Lunatic In A Diner” Healy.
Point, March.
Just because.
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11 Jun 2026
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"Let me enjoy this moment..." by Fenfish
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 Jun 2026
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After having a closer look at the life forms found in Astrophage samples, Grace recalls another memory - one about Stratt
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09 Jun 2026
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Help, I’m A Middle School Teacher Who Woke Up As An Omega! by spitfired
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Gray Man (2022)
04 Jul 2026
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It takes Ryland Grace three days to figure out he’s in a different reality but in his defense, it was a school weekend and summer break was on the way.
Here's a few things that clues him in:
One, the weirdest thing that Ryland notices when he wakes up is that he smells like sugar cookies. He doesn't even know how to bake.
Two, the second weirdest thing is that when he orders take out, his DoorDasher leans in really close to his face and sniffs him. Which, okay, so he forgot to shower last night, is it such a crime? Sue him, whatever.
The last and final thing that broke the straw on the camel's back was the man who stops him outside of Grover Cleveland Middle School while he's fumbling with his bike lock and sweating over rewriting the answer key for his practice exams, to ask if he could hit up that "Sweet Omega Ass," which- what the fudge? Who do you think you are, and what even is an Omega?
OR: that one isekai fic that no one asked for where Just A Normal Guy Ryland Grace wakes up in an omegaverse reality.
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- 17,611
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- 4/?
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09 Jun 2026