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Buy Me A Drink First
Chapters 1-2
Dean wasn’t sure how he got roped into being Jo’s “bodyguard” for her bachelorette party. Maybe it had something to do with being promised a wild night of drinking? And he could do wild nights of drinking. But he hadn't taken into account that bars in Chicago didn't close until 4 or 5am, and Chicago was their destination. He also didn't take into account shots of ‘Kinky’ at 7pm, monitoring nearly a dozen bridesmaids, and accidentally starting cat fights at a gay bar. Oh, and then there was a tall, dark and mouthy Russian named Castiel, or something, at the end of the night. Awesome.Dean Winchester +1
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So Dean considered himself a man of good ideas. Great ideas, for the most part. On the other hand, he had just as many terrible ones. He hadn’t decided which of those two options this was. The entire situation was unorthodox. Obviously. How the hell did he end up asking a one night stand to be his +1 to his best friend’s wedding? And why the hell did said one night stand agree?- Language:
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It began on a Sunday with Winchester brotherly bonding time: complete with pizza, beer, football…and Dean sneakily thumbing through Tinder. Dean gleefully discovers Sam's profile, and just when he's ready for a harassing one-liner, he sees Sam’s utter horror. Because Sam hasn't even downloaded the app. Which means someone’s using his picture to catfish people on the infamous hook-up trend.
Sam takes matters into his own hands, begging his friend Castiel to let him use his picture to catfish the catfisher. Almost immediately the two fake accounts match. That’s when Cas receives a call from his brother, Gabriel, saying there's been case of ‘identity theft.’
Castiel instantly puts together the pieces that Sam and Gabriel are catfishing each other.
Everything goes to shit after that.
Somehow, Sam ends up catfishing his own brother trying to set him up with Cas. Cas is forced on a date, playing a fucking make-believe character who Sam created for him. Sam finds out he really enjoys the asshole wearing his face. Within weeks it’s a complicated mess of medical dramas, overworked law students, complete with bizarre cat-and-mouse relationships.
Nothing good comes from “swiping right.”
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For the most part, Dean got along with everyone. Or at least could fake it. Dealing with Castiel Novak was a completely different story.
Three very distinct things were working against him.
The first being he flirted with anything remotely attractive that moved, and ignored customers in his attempts to warm his bed at night. It wasn’t as though he was just an alpha. He was a fuckin’ alpha on steroids, who had a one track mind when it came to getting laid, which just so happened to be every. Single. Night.
The second was the fact that he came into work high as fuck most nights, and Dean could always count on it Fridays and by the end of his shift Sunday.
But his third problem?
Castiel Novak was hot as fuck. Like he had walked right out of one of Dean’s wet dreams, and he hated how much his body craved him. He hated him on paper: slut, hard drug user, street drug seller, who knew what else was on that list. But he wanted him. Bad.
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- Part 2 of Three Things
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Dean and Castiel hadn’t known each other until the Earth fell apart. Until California fell into the ocean, the volcanoes took out Washington - everyone fled towards the Midwest to weather the earthquakes. Until the ozone was so fucked that daring to be outside without head-to-toe coverage would instantly bubble your flesh into second-degree burns.
It wasn’t simple climate change nor the burst pipelines and gas mains contaminating their water, the ice caps ice cubes. No, mother nature wasn’t fucking around anymore: she slammed down the self-destruct button.
Cas and Dean hadn’t even liked each other until they realized their broken pieces fit perfectly in a broken world. They were damaged beyond repair, but the other filled in those gaps.
In the real world, they never would have made sense: Dean had been an FBI agent, he’d been armed with intel before everything came crashing down. Castiel was a a hired bodyguard for those with enough cash, who weren’t afraid to get their hands dirty.
That was all in another life that went up in smoke.
And right now, Cas was currently pinning him against a wall with his hand down Dean's pants. They had to make the most of the end, you know?
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Cas and Dean are professors who’ve forged a close friendship. They teach in the same department, enjoy chatting over lesson plans during lunch, hell, Dean had even managed to pull Cas out of his comfort-zone to grab a drink. To be honest, there isn't much they don't do together.
Except, Dean is a massive distraction, whether he knows it or not. The man is constantly chewing his pens, drinking his McDonald’s $1 coke while absently nibbling the straw, shoveling down his lunch and always letting the fork linger between his lips just too long. No matter how hard Cas tries not to, no matter how much he attempts to control himself, he can’t help but wonder what that mouth would feel like wrapped around his cock.
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- Part 1 of PaperAnn's Kink Bingo 2017 Works
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