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    Shane asks to top sometime.

    Ilya’s so in love he almost—almost—can’t handle it.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    The Strawhats have to resupply the Sunny after an unfortunate mishap, but the only island around has a very strict requirement: Newlyweds only. It's up to Zoro and Sanji not to mess everything up and get to their destination without alerting the locals or losing their damn minds in the process.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    At thirty years old, Sanji likes to think he’s doing fine — if you ignore the divorce, the empty apartment, and the fact that his work is the only thing keeping him from falling headfirst into an early midlife crisis.

    So when he walks into his old gym on autopilot after a long trip and finds it replaced by a tattoo studio, he does the only rational thing:

    …committing to a massive piece that’ll cost him a fortune and trap him in close quarters with the unfairly attractive yet impossibly rude artist behind the counter.

    It’s not like it's the worst idea he’s ever had, okay?

    (Though maybe he should’ve gone with the word impulsive tattooed across his arm to stop him from repeating mistakes like this.)

    But when the dreaded session turns into a day of laughter, teasing, and warmth he hasn’t felt in years, he can’t wait to come back.

    A story about the value of found family, learning to love again, and trying to charm your way through life with extravagant food.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    This one will make you swoon and also kick your feet while giggling. So good.

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    It starts with one offhand comment in the middle of a battle:

    Our swordsman has quite the talented tongue.

    She even winks—winks!—and suddenly Robin’s words have shaken Sanji’s worldview indefinitely.

    Later, he finds out that apparently everyone on this goddamn ship has kissed the idiot mosshead at least once.

    Everyone.

    Except him.

    And now it’s driving him mad.

    Because of course he wants to try—just to see what the big deal is, obviously.

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    13 Dec 2025

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    “Hey there, handsome.”

    The voice is female and the words mark the beginning of an interaction Zoro wishes he weren't about to have. “Sorry, lady, you're barking up the wrong tree.”

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    When Zoro starts getting hit on by every woman in a ten foot radius, he doesn't handle it very well. When Sanji gets assigned to make sure he doesn't cause an incident, he doesn't handle that very well either.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    Zoro hadn't planned on exchanging blow jobs with a drag queen when he had come out to the bar at Nami's behest, and yet he can't pretend he’s not enjoying it. It might be one of his better decisions actually.

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    Zoro hooks up with a drag queen and the guy he hates on the soccer team starts acting weird. These two things are probably unrelated.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    Sanji's bad day starts with shipwrecking on an uncharted island and ends with being presented as a new bride for the islanders' local god. A god who turns out to not be a god at all and who is having a pretty bad day of his own.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    Sanji was only supposed to crash on Zoro’s couch for a week. Three months later, he’s still there—and Zoro still hasn’t killed him.

    He has, however, found himself lingering in the kitchen to watch him cook, doing the dishes without being asked, and jerking off to the memory of Sanji in a towel. Not that he’s planning to do anything about it—Zoro doesn’t do feelings. Especially not the kind that make him want to press his face into someone’s neck and fall asleep next to them forever.

    But when the tension finally boils over, what’s left behind is a whole new mess to figure out: desire, domesticity, and a clingy swordsman who turns into a human koala post-sex. Now all Zoro has to do is survive Luffy, Nami’s smug face, and his own crippling fear of actually asking Sanji to be his boyfriend.

    No big deal.

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    25 Jun 2025

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    Sanji wasn’t ready for his father to know he was getting divorced, and his sister’s wedding was the last place he was going to break the news. Pretending he was still married to Zoro for a weekend was the lesser of two evils when he imagined what telling his family might look like. Sanji could handle it. He had to.

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    21 Jun 2024

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    The thing is Zoro does not like Sanji very much and that animosity has only grown in leaps and bounds over the months they have traveled together.

    But he has tried very hard to put all that aside as they are still members of the same crew and Zoro doesn’t think he should be fantasizing about choking him out.

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    In which Zoro gets a lot of boners, thinks about doing various things to Sanji, and takes a while to piece it together.

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    31 Mar 2024

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    When Crowley opens the hotel room door and gets a full look at the dom he's hired, his first very uncharitable thought is that this is never going to work.

    It's the beaming smile, the untidy mop of cherubic curls, the rather twee outfit. There's an overall aesthetic of a kindly, gay caricature from a vintage greeting card come to life, and nothing about that lines up with the sort of person Crowley's successfully gone under for before.

    His second thought is that he knows a lot bloody better than to judge someone's ability to dominate him by looks alone, and that he's only being such a hypocritically judgmental dick because his anxiety's got him doomsdaying everything again—which is why he's hired someone to help him achieve his own version of meditation in the first place.

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    Crowley's anxiety is interfering with his kink life so badly that he decides to hire a professional dom to help get him into subspace. It goes horribly until it goes absolutely amazing.

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    03 Feb 2024

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    Post s2 angry desperate loving angsty hopeful shamelessly cathartic smut.
    Edit: Now with art by Mielpetite, whee!

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    11 Jan 2024

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    Welcome to the Garden of Delights! A "something for everyone" highly structured sex club that has invested a lot of infrastructure in turning the ethos of "Safe, Sane & Consensual" into a functional business operations model for all types of sexual encounters. (I pitch this to fellow Americans as "like a sexy Dave & Buster's.")

    Aziraphale, a club veteran, and Crowley, a club newbie, keep running into each other in different areas, or grottos, of the club and delighting in how sexually (and perhaps romantically?) compatible they are. Unfortunately, given their mutual penchant for anonymous consensual non-consent encounters, they don't always recognize each other...

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    21 Sep 2023

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    Popular queer romance author, A.Z. Fell, has been lying about having a husband and a happy marriage for years. Longing to escape a string of failed relationships and looking for a fresh start, Aziraphale moves into the cottage left to him by his Great Aunt Agnes. When a TV adaptation of one of his books leads to sudden popularity and throws him into the limelight, his fans (and the press) are eager to catch a glimpse of Aziraphale's own mysterious leading man. Unfortunately, he still has to cast someone for that role. Enter the handsome gardener…

    Under Crowley's meticulous care the cottage's neglected garden slowly comes back to life, and Aziraphale finds himself writing the most important love story he'll ever write: his own

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    27 Aug 2023

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    “You want me to pay for it.” He drawled, leaning back in his chair.
    “Don’t put words in my mouth.” His assistant said, entirely unimpressed by the fact that he could fire her.
    “You said-”
    “I said that it would probably be a good idea for you to get some, and if you can’t be bothered to do it the normal way, that there are professional options. And then I said that if you’d like, I could recommend someone.”
    ---
    He called the fucking number.
    He didn’t know why – okay, he did, he was an idiot, tipsy, lonely, and horny – but he called the damn number.
    ---
    Even just looking at the blonde’s profile, he felt a twinge in his gut. Blonde curls indeed – over features that revealed the other man’s age, light eyes, and a cute, upturned nose. Slim lips, currently curved in a smile for the bartender. Crowley studied the rest of him too – a bit of chub, not enough to be fat, but definitely dad-bod territory.
    He sighed softly, wondering what sort of witch Anathema was, because she had been spot on about this guy being his type. He didn’t even need to see the large hands or plush thighs to make up his mind – this… this could work.

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    08 Jun 2023

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    He was given to understand that for most alphas and omegas, an arrangement of scent cards like what was laid out across the room was just as mouth-watering as stepping up to a decadent buffet, except the hungry rumblings were centered more pelvically. To Crowley, though, it was more like walking into a poorly ventilated spice shop or passing the perfume counter in a department store. The strongest physical reaction he was feeling right now was the urge to sneeze.

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    Crowley's a sex-indifferent/favorable asexual omega fresh off suppressants and in the market for someone to help him through what promises to be a trial of a heat. His friend gets him tickets to the Spring Fling Heat Date Auction, where he can win a date with an eligible alpha (or omega). Naturally, a certain alpha with a regrettably memorable stage magic show and intriguing scent catches his eye...

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    18 Feb 2023

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    Aziraphale doesn't want to think about home. So he pictures the crystal clear turquoise water surrounding him. The islands in the distance that he hopes to see up close soon. He thinks about the fish he watched dart along the length of the hull and the candy floss pink clouds framing the setting sun. He tries to remember what it was like to see the world as a wonderful thing to explore instead of a gray box he lives in.

    What better way to run from your problems than straight to the Caribbean?

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    05 Aug 2022

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    When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand.

    Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour.

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    01 Aug 2022

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    Aziraphale meets Crowley in a coffee shop, after moving to a new neighbourhood. Everything would have gone swimmingly, if he hadn't discovered Crowley is his neighbour across the building. And that terribly, shockingly, Aziraphale can see a great deal of his flat.

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    09 Jul 2022

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    When Aziraphale's favorite porn star walks into the coffee shop where he works, it completely derails Aziraphale's day.

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    What happens when the sexy guy you're used to watching fuck people on your computer screen is actually the most awkward man you've ever met?

    This fic is what happens.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    260
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    2,908
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    25,304

    06 Jun 2022

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