Better_A_Witty_Fool
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In dreams you will lose your heartaches/Whatever you wish for, you keep. by Better_A_Witty_Fool
Fandoms: Ever After High
08 Jun 2026
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Duchess and Sparrow aren't the only unconventional love birds at Ever After High. When these two meet, sparks will fly, and secrets will be revealed. Will the resurrection of a long-lost holiday help or hinder them? And will these two princesses risk it all for the men they love?
Or: True Heart's Day rewrite for LLTQ-verse
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- Part 3 of Long Live the Queen
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,258
- Chapters:
- 1/3
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 31
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Seeds of Chaos (Chaos Gacha SI) by Better_A_Witty_Fool
Fandoms: Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005), various - Fandom
07 Jun 2026
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The Doctor is well known as a chaotic element in his universe (despite the Guardian of Chaos's dislike for him), but what if he had a companion who was even more chaotic than they could ever hope to be?
Rose (at least that's what she'd still decided to call herself) isn't sure how she ended up as a strange fusion of two girls from two different Londons and the host of a multidimensional power system, but she's always been adaptable.
Besides, what's life without a little chaos?
(Or the Author read one two many chaos gacha fics and this is the result)
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It's the morning after Legacy Day, and the school is abuzz with questions: What will the 'rebellion' of Duchess Swan mean for would-be Rebels and Royals alike, particularly for the young man she did it for? Lines are drawn and happily ever after is becoming less a certainty and more a possibility-
("Coohee! Narrator! Can we please get to breakfast now? My stomach's rumbling like a jabberwock!"
Alright, alright off you go and I'll get started.)
Or: The Day after Ever After rewrite for the Long Live the Queen-verse
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- Part 2 of Long Live the Queen
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The Princess is Dead, Long Live the Queen by Better_A_Witty_Fool
Fandoms: Ever After High
12 May 2026
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We all know the tale of Raven Queen, a girl destined to a cruel fate, who in an act of rebellion started a series of events that would shake her world to it's core.
But what if a different girl with a tragic fate of her own made that choice? And that choice wasn't for her own happiness but another's survival? How would that story go? The tale of a Princess who would never be a Queen, rather than a Queen who was never a Princess?
Aka:
What if Duchess was the one who refused to sign?
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- Part 1 of Long Live the Queen
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Everybody Loves a Winner/So Nobody Loved me by Better_A_Witty_Fool
Fandoms: Ever After High
16 Feb 2026
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It must be a wonderful thing to be a princess, true love, status and a happily ever after...
What happens if you don't have all of that? What if your tale is one that will end in tragedy and you knew it?OR:
Duchess Swan and the Importance of Being a Princess
Recent series
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- Words:
- 6,199
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- 3
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Valentino Fake Dating AU by Better_A_Witty_Fool
Fandom Hamlet - Shakespeare, Macbeth - Shakespeare, Original Work, Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare, SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Twelfth Night - Shakespeare
25 Jul 2025
- Words:
- 12,887
- Works:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
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stay calm, float on your back, and call for help by swordsmans
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
09 Dec 2024
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“My bounty’s always been higher than yours,” Zoro says like it's a victory, and the galley freezes.
Nami is the first to realize oh-so-suddenly that—well, Wano had been a closed country before they’d crashed the gates after Whole Cake Island and Zoro’d spent half his time there wandering the wastes anyway.
So—of course.
Of course he doesn’t know.
or: the gang reinvents powerscaling, and it's mostly
Robin'sLuffy's fault.Series
- Part 5 of things to remember when lost at sea
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,035
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 94
- Kudos:
- 1,397
- Bookmarks:
- 355
- Hits:
- 7,682
Bookmarked by Better_A_Witty_Fool
08 Jun 2026
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When Harley Says Connected, He Really Does Mean It by feeling_the_aster_9145
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Jun 2022
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Of all the ridiculous, half-baked ideas Harley has had in his lifetime, this has got to be his best one yet.
In which, on a cold December day, Harley catches Tony Stark in his shed and decides to be a meddlesome little shit.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,291
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 77
- Kudos:
- 2,104
- Bookmarks:
- 648
- Hits:
- 12,402
Bookmarked by Better_A_Witty_Fool
05 Jun 2026
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Robert Williams knows his daughter, Sarah, loves stories, but it's an entirely different matter when they start coming to vivid life, and so he asks his grandfather, Fakir, for his advice.
Bookmarked by Better_A_Witty_Fool
16 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Princess Tutu and the power of words!