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Shiro was fine, regardless of what anyone tried to tell you. He really was! It may be a little stressful being in the middle of space with only an alien princess, her advisor, three teenagers, and four space mice to keep you company. And sure, it was a little stressful being the leader and head of a supreme alien task force whose main goal was to destroy the evil overlords threatening the entire known universe, but hey what else was new? Yeah, maybe Blue was persnickety with Allura every now and then, locking her out at random times and being kind of a pill.
But they're fine! Well, fine until Blue decides to book it one day, abandoning her paladin and flying off to who knows where. But it's okay! Because they find her! In the claws of the galra....
So, maybe things weren't fine. But Shiro could handle this.
That is, until they find the boy with the ocean blue eyes. Nevermind, Shiro can't handle this.
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My first fanfic! Pls be gentle ;-;
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Bella was the only child of the Shire's most notorious love match, but she's completely aware that having those expectations in her own romance is the height of stupidity. But then Thorin starts going about, sneakily proposing in front of everyone with a mathom she's told could purchase the Shire and telling all and sundry that he'll take only her as his queen, and well. She might be a little discombobulated.
OR Hobbits don't just get married without some extensive contract negotiation.
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28 Jun 2026
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You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.
-Mary Oliver, Wild GeeseOr, in which this is another Dragon!Bilbo fic. Over the last 200 years, Bilbo has found contentment within his life at Bag End, and he does not long for adventure, much less to face one of his kin. But he does so anyway, because the ruin of Erebor has deprived him of his favorite tea for the past sixty years, and finds that, in spite of his life of cruelty, he does not have to be lonely.
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14 May 2026
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Hollyhocking by Sullen_in_Love for TheQueenHasNoLife
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Sep 2024
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Hollyhocking is a common hobbitish disease that crops up when a hobbit feels a sudden, deep, overwhelming affection for another. Its symptoms are in the flowers that erupt from the afflicted's lungs, and its cure is found in the fulfillment of the relationship, the removal of the flowers, or a separation from the object of one's affection.
As far as history goes, no Baggins has ever experienced a spontaneous, deep, overwhelming, unexpected attraction to anyone. As far as Bilbo Baggins is concerned, none ever will.
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10 May 2026
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When they reach their majority, every hobbit is encouraged to carve or forge a spoon that would be their Love Spoon. It’s a very sacred process as no talking can be done during the crafting of the spoon. All of their energy must be concentrated on pouring their hopes and dreams for the future into their spoon. Reflecting especially on what type of spouse would compliment them most, what type of marriage they hope to have, and what vows they would make to honor and cherish them. The symbols etched into their spoon would showcase all of this so that way when their future spouse used it for the first time, they knew exactly what they were getting out of this marriage. And that’s it. Once someone has taken a bite from a dish prepared by the spoon’s owner, they are married in the eyes of the Shire. The act is reciprocated, and the lucky couple move in together in marital bliss.
Bilbo agonized over his spoon. A spoon no one ever seemed to want, and he had accepted his fate at no one ever eating from. Then a company of dwarves invaded his dining room, and their leader took a bite...
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21 Apr 2026
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The Things We Carry by Ladymarythedevil
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Mar 2026
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Bilbo carries a small leather pouch everywhere he goes.
When Kíli’s prank sends it into a river, the Company learns why the hobbit never lets it out of his sight.
Inside are the last gifts from the husband he lost twenty years ago.The problem?
Thorin recognizes the work.Bookmarked by Bilonchi
20 Apr 2026