Bloody_hell_man
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Eric loves food. Hes always loved it! But up until recently, hes began to realise how others use that fact to control him and if theres one thing eric hates, its being controlled. Especially whilst hes so unaware of it. To fix this issue? He had to get rid of his love for the item they controlled him with.
He had to get rid of his obsession with food.
Hopefully it wont get out of hand..
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Eric Cartman and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Thanksgiving Day by TheStrangerWhoWrites
Fandoms: South Park
28 Nov 2025
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Eric believed it was just another thing they both understood silently. Kyle never questioned him too much about his nightmares; he had yet to bring up saving him from Snooki since it happened. The chubby man had planned to go the rest of his life without fully explaining to his partner all of the times he had been assaulted.
However, like many of his plans, it failed
(Please read the notes for a content warning.)
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- Part 2 of Kyman has infected my brain.
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22 Jul 2026
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“I think as long as you're not being an asshole, I’d rather just fuck you instead,” Kyle’s lips brush against Cartman’s as he says this, a flush spreading with the heat that travels down his chest.
“I can be nice,” Cartman answers.
“Yeah?”
“I can be so fucking nice,” He stresses.
(UPDATE: 12/4/25 - This is currently being rewritten a chapter at a time until I'm no longer embarrassed)
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- Part 1 of OMERTA
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12 Jul 2026
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Kyle had always had Eric Cartman’s best interests at heart, even if his methods were a bit unorthodox.
Sometimes sabotage is a love language all its own.
TLDR: Cartman starts losing weight, Kyle cannot allow it because people might actually like Cartman now
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08 Jul 2026
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After a strange encounter, Kyle ends up a vampire and, through a twist of fate, he finds himself in an unusual symbiotic relationship with Cartman. It's unsustainable, though, and Kyle is forced to accept the fact that he'll need to regularly kill to survive. Cartman has a plan, however, and the two of them form an unlikely duo and, together, they hunt down and kill deviants such as pedophiles, sexual predators, and neo-Nazis.
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21 Jun 2026
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Kyle sure as hell didn't know this, but guess what happens when your lifelong frenemy almost dies right in front of you?
You end up spilling your guts to him and start going out together. Whoops.
It's new and like, SUPER weird for the both of them. But Kyle really, really wants to make it work, even if Cartman's perception of what constitutes a healthy relationship is completely fucked.
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- Part 1 of i'm with stupid
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10 Jun 2026