BonnySweetRobin



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    In which Nicky joins a queer football club, makes some new friends, and offers to help Joe piss off his ex by pretending to be his new boyfriend. This is a very reasonable scheme that will definitely not lead to any feelings whatsoever.

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    09 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    "So, are you guys dating?" Nile asks during their lunch break. They are at the Indian buffet, and Nicky is telling Nile about a thrift store he and Joe went to that he thinks she would like. It takes a him a minute to parse the question. "Well, you keep mentioning him and smiling," she adds when he doesn't say anything. "And you haven't been seeing anyone for a while, so I just wondered if that was why."

    "No, not at all," Nicky says. "We're friends, and he lives nearby, that's all."

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    15 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    In which Nicky and Joe turn out to be expendable side characters in other people's Hallmark Christmas movies, get stranded by a snowstorm, and catch feelings of their own. Like you do.

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    15 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    Already standing in his customary position above the captain’s chair, legs wide, arms clasped behind his back, chief of security Nicolò di Genova doesn’t even flinch when Joe walks in. He probably gets up at six on the dot to comb all his hair precisely into place and iron his mustard-yellow uniform.

    “We’re not actually military, you know that, right?” Joe mutters to him for the second time this week as he slides into his bridge position, which is a sort of casual lean against the first officer’s chair.

    “I see you’ve forgotten your comm,” di Genova responds, just like he did yesterday. “Again.”

    Same old di Genova, reliably a shit.

    In which The Guard, one of Starfleet’s flagships flying under the unorthodox command of Captain Andromache Scythian, keeps reliving the same Tuesday.

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    14 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    Whenever he is asked, Joe tells people he met the love of his life on the worst night of his life when his uptight Catholic neighbor decided to break into his apartment wearing panties on the night of his boyfriend's birthday, help himself to some cake and imply to Joe's boyfriend that they'd slept together.

    Joe swears, he swears, this all makes sense in context.

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    12 Jul 2025