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    The fic where Wade is assigned to bodyguard Peter Parker the hot nerd disaster. He has no idea he is Spider-Man. And no Idea why the hot nerd flirts with him!?
    aka I put these two idiots together and let them flirt and make jokes too much.

    “Dildos are in the bedside draw but they are the boring kind that shit is expensive.”

    “Don’t I know it I have some of the Avengers collectibles. The Hulk… Spider-Man”

    Peter whips his head around.

    “How do you make a Spider-Man one interesting? He is just a guy under the suit.”

    Deadpool gasps

    “Just a… just a guy! He has one of the nicest asses in existence! “

    “Pretty sure dildos don't include the ass.”

    “True but it is the thought that counts. The dildo has webbing ridges the added texture really…”

    Peter throws a pair of socks at Wade who dodges.

    “I have heard enough. Don’t come crying when Spider-Man's perfectly average dick disappoints you.”

    Wade points at Peter scowling.

    “Get Spider-Mans amazing dick out of your mouth.”

    “It was never in my….”

    Peter pauses. 

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Peter is in love with Deadpool. But he's not in love with how he treats himself. When he finally confesses his feelings, and the two fall into bed together, Peter has a concrete plan to change that. Wade wilson WILL be kind to himself. he has no choice.
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    Peter gives wade a blowjob but only moves if He's saying nice things about himself.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Peters has fangs now. Sure, whatever, his life is weird enough already, but when he discovers that he also produces venom, it becomes a whole new problem. How will he figure out what exactly his new fangs are capable of? How is he supposed to fight the urge not to bite every criminal he comes across?
    Plus, as if he didn’t already have his hands full, a mercenary called Deadpool is insisting on joining him during all his patrols. Peter’s life is a nightmare, and all he wants is something to chew on.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    When Zoro and Sanji wake up together in a cold prison cell, they think this must be their worst nightmare come true. They never could have anticipated this sustained forced proximity could lead to weirdly sexual hand-feeding, spontaneous dirty talk, huddling for warmth, and...Sanji giving Zoro a helping hand. But that's all it is, right?...Right?

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    25 Jun 2026

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    It’s as he’s turning that he realizes another person is bearing down on the bar, and doing so in a manner where they’re not watching where they’re going. Sanji doesn’t get enough time to react, and the next thing he knows he’s being slammed into by a solid wall of muscle that not only sends his drink flying but also shoves his back into the counter of the bar.

    “Fuck.” A deep voice grunts somewhere in the vicinity of his ear. “Why don’t you watch where you’re going, Blondie?”

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    01 Jun 2026