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duty brought you home too by screamingbees for misfitmonarchy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
10 Jun 2026
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After Liu Qingge leaves from their fight, Jiang Cheng finds him.
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12 Jun 2026
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hide your back; she likes to stab them by AquamarineMemeBender for knave_of_swords
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2025
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"“I stopped,” says Wei Wuxian, and it sounds almost like a plea. It should scare Jiang Cheng. All of this should scare her; Yanli’s body falling in front of her, his blood soaking her palms; waking up to Wei Wuxian, who had once been her handmaid and something like a sister. Waking up to Wei Wuxian over her, lips as familiar as old clothes and the Zidian which was still on her finger, eyes fractured like a broken mirror and expressions tipping somewhere between familiarity and insanity.
“You didn’t,” says Jiang Cheng, and keens when Wei Wuxian dips her finger in further; then she adds a second, without warning, and it aches and it burns and it feels so, so good as Wei Wuxian scissors her open, quick and harsh, blood still streaked across her face where it hadn’t yet faded from sweat and tears."Or: After the Nightless City Massacre, Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian fuck about their feelings. Regardless of Jiang Cheng's opinions on the matter.
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- Part 4 of Battleship 2025
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12 Jun 2026
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[Translation]Why Wei Wuxian keeps buzzing by The_aviators123
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jun 2026
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Wu Wuxian was planning a rebellion.
It was a terrible idea.
Jiang Cheng was already aware of his intentions.If they were not transfer golden core and Wei Wuxian stayed at the Lotus Pier as he promised.
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11 Jun 2026
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A storm, an angry suitor, and a broken lock bring Anne and Wentworth much closer together than can be considered at all comfortable.
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- Part 5 of Crossroads
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22 May 2026
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Murder by Mischance by Seldarius
Fandoms: Persuasion - Jane Austen, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
05 May 2025
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Mr Elliot, through some minor scheming, has secured himself Anne Elliot’s hand in marriage. Unfortunately ‘death do us part’ comes around much faster than anticipated, in the form of a dagger swiftly separating him from his life.
His Majesty’s Coroner Mr Edmund Simpson investigates the foul murder and quickly finds that most people in Bath prefer Mr Elliot dead to alive. But who did them all the favour in bringing it about? The not-so-bereaved widow? The dashing and very angry rival? The jealous sister? Or someone else entirely with a motive yet to be uncovered?
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- Part 1 of Mr Simpson Smiled
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22 May 2026
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please, I've been on my knees, change the prophecy by Lady_of_the_Spirit for AquamarineMemeBender
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2026
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“What did Sect Leader Jiang want to discuss with me so privately, if I may ask?”
Qin Su saw her swallow. She looked him right in the eye and said, “I would like to marry you.”
Qin Su nearly dropped his teacup. Was he dreaming? He had certainly had this dream before. No, he was definitely awake. So what-
“I’m sorry?”
Sect Leader Jiang Cheng is in need of a husband, even if he doesn't love her. Qin Su has been in love with her since she saved his life on the battlefield.
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15 May 2026
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as if all lovers were pretty by elegantstupidity for Melacka
Fandoms: Persuasion - Jane Austen
04 Apr 2026
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The Kellynch Community Playhouse is Anne's life. If stepping away, giving it over to an outside production team for the summer, is what it takes to save it, then that's what she'll do.
Only, did it have to go to her ex's sister?
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07 May 2026
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Unspeakable Granger should probably be more concerned about Sirius Black's mysterious reappearance than his devilish charm, but the man has a way with words.
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06 May 2026
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Wen Qing's shift ends. Jiang Cheng is there.
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02 May 2026
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tender, like a bruise ['a good bruise' remix] by westiec for theleakypen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
26 Apr 2026
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There's a scandalous thrill to pressing on a bruise for the sheer pleasure of it. Wen Qing likes the whine in his throat, the way his pulse quickens beneath her fingertips, the shake in his voice as he explains how he came to obtain them.
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02 May 2026
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Ink on My Fingertips by pookie_hualian
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
20 Apr 2026
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The silence that followed was absolute. Somewhere outside, a bird called. The world had not, apparently, ended. "Which….which lesson?”
Xie Lian smiled a serene, terrible smile that looked so deeply wrong on a face still wet and glistening with Hua Cheng's juices. "The calligraphy one, of course."——
Or: Xie Lian takes his job as a calligraphy teacher very seriously. Hua Cheng takes his job as a distraction even more seriously. But when a pre-heat catches Hua Cheng off guard, the student becomes the subject, and the desk becomes much more than a place to practice brush strokes.Bookmarked by ButteredParsnip
01 May 2026
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It starts with her car dying, but it doesn’t end with just that.
"If you drop a frog in a pot of boiling water, it will of course frantically try to clamber out. But if you place it gently in a pot of tepid water and turn the heat on low, it will float there quite placidly. As the water gradually heats up, the frog will sink into a tranquil stupor, exactly like one of us in a hot bath, and before long, with a smile on its face, it will unresistingly allow itself to be boiled to death."
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- Part 1 of One's a Wanderer
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29 Apr 2026
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Hermione couldn't help but notice a trail of shadows following her...everywhere. —Sirius/Hermione
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- Part 29 of honeyed tea and ink stains
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29 Apr 2026
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Haunted by the past, Hermione returns home to Tornado Alley as an agent with FEMA. When convinced to join her uncle and his storm-chasing crew, she soon crosses paths with Sirius Black, a charming but reckless social-media superstar who thrives on posting his storm-chasing adventures. As storm season intensifies, as well as a budding romance, Hermione, Sirius, and their respective teams find themselves in a fight for their lives as multiple systems converge over central Oklahoma.
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28 Apr 2026
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The story in which Hermione is reckless for once in her life and it leads to her acting like Professor Trelawney, unexpected self-revelations and finding love in a time and place where she least expects it.
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27 Apr 2026
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Hermione hesitated, searching for the words as her throat went dry. “You asked how I knew your name...I know who you are because I’ve seen your picture in the Potter’s cottage thousands of times. There was an explosion, you disappeared from your flat—this flat.”
She took a shaky breath. “You’ve been gone nearly twenty years, Sirius.”-------------------------------
When Hermione Granger couldn’t find anything to fit her meager Ministry budget, she begrudgingly accepted the keys to Remus and Sirius’ old flat, never expecting to find her future in a man who disappeared twenty years before.- Language:
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15 Apr 2026
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Time and Effort by pidgeonmittens
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
26 Mar 2026
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Dedue learns how to dance.
Sylvain learns stillness doesn't have to be suffocating.- Language:
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15 Apr 2026
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Hermione has a routine she enjoys, a job that excites her, a never-ending stream of suitors, and friends and family who love her. Her one problem? Draco Malfoy. Why does he keep turning up everywhere she goes?
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Or, Draco is an opportunist.
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- 15/15
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15 Apr 2026
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Unlikely Circumstances by Mayranyan
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2024
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Hua Cheng, a rather famous leader of a bandit, stole something he shouldn't have which somehow led him into being the crown prince of Xian Le's sole concubine to save his sister's life from a deadly curse.
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"Kneel."
Hua Cheng kneels, head hanging low and complexion still. It is not that he is afraid, it's just that after years of living, he has learnt to be intelligent. Clever enough to analyze the situation, do as it suffice, abide and object when the time is right.
"Why so far away? Come closer."
When he is in this situation, however, kneeling with his head resting against the prince's lap, he doesn't feel quite right.
Hua Cheng has learnt by living for years and for the first time in a while, he feels like he is doing his part wrongly.
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Hua Cheng stole treasures but became one himself.
(Chapter 29's update is on 5th April 2023 unless i change my mind/my exam ends early)
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- 29/30
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13 Apr 2026
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Written In Ink by CheeseGrater86
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
30 Mar 2026
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A flicker of something wounded crossed Hua Cheng’s face. He hadn’t expected this to be so difficult, to feel so thoroughly stripped of the easy charm and confidence that so often left his husband flustered. Now, standing before this earlier version of him, he felt strangely outmatched.
He exhaled quietly, setting the matter aside. Taking his place at the altar, Hua Cheng picked up a brush, posture straightening as he prepared himself. He tilted his head slightly, aware of Fangxin stepping closer, hovering just behind his shoulder.
For a fleeting moment, a thought crossed his mind. He had assumed this request would give him the upper hand, a rare opportunity to play with a more abrasive version of Xie Lian, but perhaps he had miscalculated. Perhaps his husband had known exactly how this would unfold, leaving him here instead, about to be drilled in calligraphy until his fingers bled.
OR: Hua Cheng buys a spiritual device that allows Xie Lian to revert to Fangxin under the guise of improving his calligraphy. He's absolutely elated to find out that this version of his husband keeps having intrusive thoughts every time they touch.
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13 Apr 2026