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Deadpool's Maid Service by Kylokitty
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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Peter comes home exhausted, expecting a normal night, only to find Wade in a kitty maid outfit.
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11 Jun 2026
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I'm Here For Your Entertainment by jesse_is_spiralling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Feb 2024
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Peter hates Valentine's Day. He always has to deal with the stupidest criminals, and the constant reminders of how lonely he is. When Wade shows up to lend an unwanted hand to Peter's battle with a supervillain dosing people with lust potion, they both get caught up in the blast. So, surely they can blame the chemical for what happens next... can't they?
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11 Jun 2026
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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10 Jun 2026
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Sufficiently Advanced Science by mildmile
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 May 2026
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Peter Parker knows for a fact that smart kids always know they're smart. Another thing he knows: it fucking sucks to be a smart kid. It means being watched all the time, it means adults peering down their noses, it means tests and homework and boredom. It means fieldtrips to Oscorp and superpowers. It means watching Ben die, knowing exactly whose fault it is. It means an internship at Stark Industries, it means becoming an Avenger, it means getting dusted, coming back, watching another father figure die, watching him come back. It means holding May's hand while she babbles incoherently, inching towards death. It means magic spells and forgetting and seven years of lonely vigilanteism. It means making wrong choice after wrong choice after wrong choice.
One thing Peter Parker knows for sure? Smart kids grow up to be the dumbest adults.
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Twenty-five years old, forgotten by everyone, stoned out of his mind, Spider-Man has an unexpected run-in with Deadpool that might just change everything.
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10 Jun 2026
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bad times by godlyroman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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Wade had been doing pretty well since then, all things considered. Of course, there had been a few more bad times, but he was very serious about upholding his promise to Peter. He has collected at least 7 more dollar-store medals, and he treasures them with all of his heart—his cart is filled with different display case options—but he’s run into an issue recently.
For the past eight days, he’s been having a bad time, and he’s not sure how to tell Peter because…
“Is it about me?” Peter is standing at Wade’s door in a worn ESU tee with sweats to match. His bed head is almost enough to distract Wade from the fact that Peter is at his door at 3 in the morning.
Wade picks his jaw from off the floor. “With a face like that, everything can be about you, Petey-pie,” he says with genuine awe, but winks to tone down the brokenness in his tone. His brain is going haywire.
Peter rolls his eyes, “I’m serious”. He pushes past Wade and stops at the apartment’s kitchen counter before he starts to pace. Wade closes the door softly as he comes to terms with what’s happening at the moment.
Or: Wade is spiraling because of his crush, and Peter helps him out.
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07 Jun 2026
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alone time by godlyroman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 May 2026
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Wade is putting their ice cream sandwiches in the freezer and pops his head up when a realization comes to him. He stills as he calls out, “Petey?”
Peter feels the air shift. He’s fucked.
“Yeah?” He winces as he calls back, waiting for it.
Wade turns his head around, towards the bedroom. “Are you in my room?”
Peter cringes but responds anyway, “…No?” Nice save.
Wade shuts the freezer door and squints in confusion. “Uh…it kinda sounds like you are.”
Or: Peter hasn't been able to jerk off since he moved in with Wade, and he can't take it anymore.
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07 Jun 2026
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A Perfect Circle by OdeToTruth
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 May 2026
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Spiderman has a bounty on his head and the only person capable of killing him is Deadpool, the man who was briefly his mentor ten years ago. An agreement is reached; Deadpool won't kill him if Spiderman lets him hang around.
He just doesn't show up.
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04 Jun 2026
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i'm gonna love you with my hands tied by deathtothepoet
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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“This is a no-no, and Wade knows this, but he spreads his fingers just a little bit to peep through them at the superhero. He’s already promised his brains against the wall, who cares if his grey matter gets a little wetter? Moistened up for its trip to planet ceramic. Tiles, that is.”
Peter gets kidnapped and Wade rescues him. Other things happen too.
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04 Jun 2026
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But He Was My Nuisance by things_renew_themselves
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 May 2026
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"Careful, he's a hero," someone says.
Deadpool oohs. "Now that's fun. That line wasn't actually in the movie." He coughs up some blood, and crawls in the car.
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04 Jun 2026
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you'd tell me, darlin', i'm the only one that you love by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2026
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"Holy fucking shit! Wolvie!" Wade yelps. "Fuck, the one time I don't come armed, this shit happens! I'll be right back, I--"
"That was the last of 'em," the old man says, raggedly, breathing hard. He's a little beaten-up--he's healed everything near-instantly, of course, but Wade can still see the damage to his clothes, the patterns of splattered blood that prove he had been hurt.
"The last of who?!" Wade steps gingerly over a few bodies to get to the old man's side.
"Mutant hunters, I reckon, tryin' to take me in. Happens from time to time."
"What?! No the fuck it doesn't!" Wade feels insane. More than normal. "What do you mean, mutant hunters? This is normal for you?!"
Wade is elaborately ignored. The old man wipes his claws off ineffectually on his corduroys--there's already so much blood on them that a little more doesn't matter. "Goddamn," he grumbles, "y'know, I really liked these pants."
(In which things finally happen.)
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- Part 6 of the rule not exception
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25 May 2026
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He tasted like ash and sand and smoke.
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16 May 2026
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Comicverse, pre-2001. When Logan runs out of smokes and out of money, he turns to a unique way to bolster his income, thanks to inspiration from his best friend.
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- Part 1 of Savage Whore
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13 May 2026
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Nightcrawler reads in the library at night. Wolverine joins him.
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12 May 2026
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Logan and Kurt discover something new about the nature of their friendship.
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12 May 2026
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“Bad kitty. No cursing while I fuck you, K? Otherwise, it’ll hurt my feelings. This is the part where you're supposed to fake laugh at my jokes and tell me I'm pretty.”
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11 May 2026
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Web Me Like One of Your French Girls by whocares321
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 May 2026
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“Christ, all you ever do is talk.” Spidey groans, slowly dragging his clothed hard-on against Wade’s firm muscles, up and down. “Makes me wanna shove my cock down your throat," He mumbles, barely moving his lips, "put that mouth to use.”
A pleasant wave of warmth washes over Wade at the thought. “Don’t threaten me with a good time,”
Only a few lucky ducks know that Wade’s title as the ‘Merc with a Mouth’ is a bit of a double entendre. He means to add Spidey’s name to that file.
OR: Peter webs Wade to the bed and uses him to get himself off.
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10 May 2026
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no bromo by therealspiderman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Apr 2026
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It’s 10 o'clock at night on a Friday, and Peter should be out partying with his university buddies like a regular twenty two year old.
The only problem, though, is that he doesn't have university buddies. Well, not nearly enough to get invited to parties like normal people, that’s for sure.
And, you know, the whole ‘Spider-man’ thing. That isn’t helping his social life that much, either.
Or: Determined not to spend the whole rest of the night moping or throwing himself too hard into his homework, Peter decides to do the one thing he always does when he needs to feel a little less lonely.
He calls Deadpool.
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07 May 2026
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just let it happen by therealspiderman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Apr 2026
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Sometimes, when patrols are slow and bad guys are nowhere to be seen, Spider-Man and Deadpool settle themselves on a rooftop of an abandoned building. Somewhere where it's less likely that someone will stumble upon the both of them when they inevitably start sparring out of boredom.
Or: Peter and Wade get a little tied up.
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07 May 2026
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my moon, my man by exkos_wind
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
04 May 2026
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Wade likes to leave without warning.
Logan is annoyed by this.
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06 May 2026
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Wade was not expecting his snack to survive mealtime, but he did, and now the kraken's got a grumbly little manpet to take care of. It's great fun! He provides enrichment, feeds him, plays with his hair and all that good shit. Only problem is...krakens are very instinct-driven. For them, sex always starts with a chase or a fight, and ends with the loser being penetrated by more than just teeth. Wade was sure Logan was going to die. That's the only reason he let the not-quite-human fuck him. It was supposed to be his secret guilty pleasure. But now...he can't stop thinking about it.
(Logan catches Wade pleasuring himself with a tentacle and you can probably guess where it goes from there.)Series
- Part 2 of krakenpool lives
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03 May 2026