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    Gold Digger by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    09 Feb 2017

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    When Kenny flunks out of Home Ec, his female classmates tease him about not having what it takes to "find a nice, rich man to marry." Well, he's going to show them. Everybody knows their future valedictorian comes from one of South Park's wealthiest families and will make his own fortune as a successful lawyer one day. Seducing him will prove that Kenny isn't a Home Ec failure. He'll be a trophy husband if it kills him (and it probably will, at least once).

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Grave Pretender by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    27 Jan 2024

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    The rambling cuts off abruptly, stony silence ringing from the other end of the line, but Jason knows Bruce is listening. Listening and running through several calculations on how someone— and who— could have gotten this number, while simultaneously tracking the call signal.

    This is gonna be fucking gold.

    Time to sell it.

    “Dad,” he sobs, pitching his voice until it breaks, teeth chattering exaggeratedly, “Dad, please, I’m scared, I-“ Jason cuts himself off with a scream and another series of sobs, “Please, I can’t— it’s locked! Please, no, Dad, it’s locked—“

    OR

    Jason's need for drama successfully derails his plans for vengeance “Red Hood“ style

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    16 May 2024

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    ship-to-ship combat by

    Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    03 Jan 2024

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    "Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.


    Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.

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    12 Apr 2024

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    Isn't that a dream come true by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

    18 Aug 2023

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    - isn't that a nightmare, too?

    Kal closed his suddenly guilt filled eyes and slowly said: “I came here, because I need your help.”
    “I expected as much. What did Luthor do this time?”
    Shifting on his feet awkwardly, he shook his head. “This isn’t about Luthor or any villain or alien for that matter. I… I, personally, need your help. With a civilian matter.”
    “Superman, we had this discussion before, we can’t sh-“
    “No, no, it’s not that either,” he quickly explained. “I don’t want to know your identity, and you don’t need mine. What I need is… I need Bruce Waynes phone number.”

    Or: Clark Kent saves Bruce Wayne, who famously has not talked to the press since he was tortured by them as a child, from being assaulted at a gala, only the be suddenly threatened with allegations against himself. Seeing no other way, he turns to Batman for help.

    TW: sexual assault in chapter 1 and it keeps being referenced

    Also, English isn’t my first language so excuse any mistakes

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    29 Mar 2024

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    hello brooklyn by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types  

    22 Jun 2019

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    “Soft Spidey, warm Spidey, enormous ball of hate,” Miles said as he held a taming hand out in front of him in Peter’s direction. Peter made his suit eyes go as wide as possible and made a show of looking between Miles and the hand.

    “You stay right there,” Miles threatened.

    (Peter B. meets the Miles in his verse and thereafter spends some time trying to convince people that he, Peter Parker, is Spiderman.)

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    07 Jun 2023