Calamitous_Magpie
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A short conversation that's a bad date but a good meet-cute. Fade and Deadlock talk about fear and coffee.
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"Plaid6: Concept of Fades dossiers becoming a "trend" and whenever new agents are told about them they're like "yo fade can i get one too" -
On the subject of fathers by Calamitous_Magpie for VerdetCadet
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
27 Jul 2024
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In which Emily Roland contemplates family and what it means to miss people.
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On a winter night in Paris, two companions watch the river.
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He knocks at the door and, to his small satisfaction, hears his target.
“May I help you?”
“You are injured, Chamber.”
A pause.
“Monsieur –”
“Your waist, probably on the left side. I have the tools to fix it if you’ll let me in.”Or: After a bad mission, Sova makes sure all of his teammates are alright.
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After the formation is attacked on patrol, Laurence is left feeling unnerved and pensive. Thankfully, he doesn’t have to be alone.
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The Life You Had in Mind by chamel
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), Glass Onion (2022)
18 Dec 2022
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Waverly smiles placidly at him. “I only ask because the invitation wasn’t entirely clear on the question of a plus one. You see, I was hoping to bring my spouse.”
At that moment, you could hear a pin drop in their office. The pen in Gaby’s hand clatters to the desk, and he’s pretty sure Illya’s mouth is hanging open, though he doesn’t turn his head to check.
(When Napoleon decides that a dinner party is the best way to inform their boss of his and Illya's new relationship, Waverly takes the opportunity to introduce the team to the husband they never knew he had.)
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17 May 2026
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After the battle of five armies and before Thorin's burial. Bard the Bowman gifts to Thranduil the Emeralds of Girion and they capture a night of intimacy. I rewatched the movies recently, felt like writing a denouement for them both.
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04 Apr 2026
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(SFW and NSFW drawings)Twitter/X couldn't show sensitive media recently, so I'm posting them here!
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17 Aug 2025
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Closed Loop System by One_of_Them (greenbean_paste)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jun 2025
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Unit Communication Log:
SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
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18 Jul 2025
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Grumpy gods from multiple pantheons bicker over whose job it is to unstick the damn ship from the canal.