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"I work at NASA," Hajime said, setting down his coffee.
Oikawa immediately jumped up and slammed his palms against the table. "I'll suck your dick if you tell me about the aliens."
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01 Apr 2026
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blooming in the rain by parsnipit
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Oct 2021
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“I’m just saying, if you ever needed money there’d be plenty, so don’t worry about—hey.” He scowls, whipping around to face her. “We’re not friends.”
“Okay.”
“I don’t have friends.”
“Okay.”
“Xie Lian is the only one I give two shits about.”
“Hua Cheng,” Yushi Huang says gently, smiling. “It’s okay.”
The Rain Master befriends her local feral Ghost King—much to the Ghost King's chagrin.
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29 Mar 2026
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Second Chances Are Often Undeserved, And Yet They're Given To Us Anyway by Tiggyloo
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
22 Mar 2026
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***NOTE: RELATIONSHIP TAGS ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER***
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“Wow. A ‘second chance’? That’s the best you could come up with? Please,” he scoffed. “Things like us? We don’t deserve second chances. We don’t deserve to try again. That’s not how it works. Not for demons. We all know that.”The other boys all shifted a bit uncomfortably, but they gave small nods of agreement nonetheless.
“We don’t even have our own souls,” Abby said, eyes off to the side.
“You shouldn’t let that stop you from living a better life,” Rumi said. “You have the chance for something more, an opportunity to be better, so you should take it. Don’t let this pass you by.”
Baby scoffed again and crossed his arms. “It’ll be a waste of all our time.”
“Well, even if it is, then at least you can say that you tried."
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21 Mar 2026
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Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji being bros by JiangChengLotus
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jul 2023
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Timeline? What’s a timeline?
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19 Jan 2026
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Bath House Woes by SevensOutlet
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2025
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Mu Qing has a secret.
Well he has many but that's besides the point.
Mu Qing uses a female bathhouse. He hates bathing around men who are gross and vulgar.
His delicate form resents it.Bookmarked by Callistone
11 Sep 2025
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we’re dancing around the kitchen by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2024
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“I made you ‘Love for All Seasons’ stew,” Xie Lian says.
Hua Cheng makes an odd sort of choking noise that the sound department either will or will not be generous enough to edit out during post-production. “It’s beautiful.”
Lan Wangji regards the stew. “This looks like it was regurgitated.”
OR: an mdzs/tgcf crossover au of worst cooks in america
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20 Aug 2025
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Go Beyond Our Fighting Borders by UnhookedStar
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2021
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“So what’s the issue then?” Xie Lian asks.
Feng Xin takes a deep breath in, lets it out, and then breathes in again. “What I’m trying to say is, I think I’m homophobic.”
Or, Mu Qing starts going out on dates, and Feng Xin starts slowly losing his mind.
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28 Jul 2025
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Lan Wangji is a trauma surgeon single father with way too many things on his plate. Wei Wuxian is a computer genius who moonlights as a music teacher and loves musicals. They meet when Lan Wangji is late picking up his son from school.
Turns out there's more than one type of trauma, and some types are easier to fix than others. It will take a lot of patience, support, found family, and love but they'll get there in the end.
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28 Jul 2025
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Help, My Dad Is Fucking Someone My Age!! by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Nov 2020
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It’s time to face the facts: Lan Wangji, the venerable and high-esteemed Hanguang-Jun, the saviour that appears wherever the chaos is—his father—is a predator.
A predator! One that preys on young, innocent men that have barely come of age like himself! The scandal of it all! The impropriety! And of all people to commit such a felony—his very own father!
Or, when Lan Wangji takes Mo Xuanyu back to Cloud Recesses for the first time, everyone is mortified, especially Lan Sizhui.
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27 Jul 2025
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That’s just the thing, isn’t it? Wei Ying feels nothing. He doesn’t feel anything, and this emptiness should scare him. He knows he should be scared. He wants to be scared. He isn’t. Fear itself is never scary; fear is just a response. It means that your body wants you alive. It’s the absence of terror that scares him.
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28 Apr 2025
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Body in Janitor’s Closet, Heart in OR by RuskyDiamond
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
24 Feb 2026
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! HIATUS - LAW SCHOOL !
NSFW Chapter Guide: 9, 11, 14, 21, (TBA)
TL;DR:
Disgraced ex-neurosurgeon Xie Lian becomes a janitor, tries to avoid a nervous collapse, ends up helping again via sticky notes, gets thoroughly ruined by a very attractive trauma surgeon, then gets blackmailed into hospital embezzlement.It’s fine. He’s fine. Everything is normal and entirely fine.
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– brain-breaking sex and brain-putting-back-in-afterward sex
– Catholic levels of guilt
– moral rot in the healthcare system
– Texaco Mike
– surgeons as a metaphor for godhood
– and one man’s slow descent into bureaucratically sanctioned hellNOTE: Explicit scenes are modular: read them, skip them, whatever you prefer. You won’t miss any essential plot by skipping them.
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30 Mar 2025
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Lan Qiren reads books and Wei Wuxian worms his way into Qiren's heart.
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09 Mar 2025
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i'm the one for your fire by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Mar 2021
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Wei Ying, virgin and noted heterosexual, gets hit with a curse of an unusual nature on his 30th birthday: Through physical contact, he can read the minds of others around him.
Enter Lan Zhan, hot former rival and current coworker, whose true thoughts about Wei Ying are nothing like he expects.
(A loose Cherry Magic AU.)
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24 Feb 2025
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Themes and Variations in F# Major by defractum for ghostberry (xmoyashiii)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2021
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The thing with musical prodigies is that they're soloists, and soloists play alone. He doesn't want to play alone anymore.
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"A summer guest lecture series? Oh, very nice. I wish I could sit in on that."
"Do you also play the piano?"
"Not even a little bit," says Wei Ying cheerfully. "But I'm sure you'd have a lot of thoughts on musicality that would be relevant regardless."
"Oh," says Lan Zhan. He seems to be searching for something else to say. "I believe it is oversubscribed," he says finally.
"As it should be," says Wei Ying, and does not tell him that he has all of Lan Zhan's albums downloaded onto his phone, listened to over and over when he's on a train, a plane, waiting for a taxi, has followed his career since he overheard half a Mendelssohn when they were fifteen.
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24 Feb 2025
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All Systems Green by ScarletSaphire
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Iphone - Fandom
21 Feb 2020
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Miss Piggy had broken up with Kermit, and left him a wreck. But he finds love in a new place: his IPhone.
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18 Dec 2024
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Post-Canon FengQing (Same Universe) by chatonne-rousse (thefullbeaumonty)
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2024
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04 Nov 2024
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As You Wish by haha_funny_valentine
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Dec 2023
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“Gonna cut it off, I think.”
“What?” Satoru can feel Suguru’s jaw tighten. “Why?”
“Fucked it up.” He says it like he’s talking about the weather. “It’s too knotted. Might as well cut my losses and start over.”
“Let me try.”
This is Suguru. Even quiet and empty and wasting away, it’s still Suguru. Satoru will take care of him.
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29 May 2024
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Suguwu :3
I have no idea what happens in this jjk arc but i am a slut for nonsexual intimacy. The only thing sexual is my failing vision and degenerate brain iykyk -
possessed by light by idrilka for thisbluegirl
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jan 2022
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A shadow falls across Xie Lian’s face for a moment, and then the sound of knees hitting the stone rings out in his ears. When he opens his eyes, Hua Cheng is kneeling before him, bent as if in supplication.
“This lowly servant begs His Highness the Crown Prince to grant him a wish,” he says. There’s a tone to his voice that takes Xie Lian’s breath away, full of reverence, but when Hua Cheng chances to look up at Xie Lian’s face from where he’s prostrating before him, there is a wicked curve to the shape of his mouth, a glint in his eye.
At Qiandeng Temple, Xie Lian experiences more than one kind of worship.
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In order to make Wei Wuxian feel welcome at the Cloud Recesses, and to make sure people give him the respect he deserves (and definitely not to get into his pants), Lan Wangji hires him to be his advisor.
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“Lan Zhan, did you hire me just so you could punish people for disrespecting me?”
“No,” Lan Wangji said. “It is a side benefit.”
“Why did you hire me?”
“Because you are knowledgeable and skilled,” Lan Wangji said, “and I trust you to assist me in my work.”
Because everything is easier with you around and because I feel like a part of me is missing without you and because you can say things I can’t and because I need you he did not say.
“And you secretly like being a bitch to people,” Wei Wuxian added, with a sly grin.
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- Part 6 of Soft boys being soft- Wangxian soft fics
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Bookmarked by Callistone
13 Feb 2024