Canon_Typical_Gay
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Obviously I'm going to tell you if I see any good cows by Canon_Typical_Gay
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Jan 2026
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After successfully fleeing the Magnus Institute, Jon and Martin set up shop in Daisy's old safe house in Scotland.
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What? Were you expecting something bad to happen?
All Jon has to do is make it a bit longer with no statements. That has absolutely never been a problem before. No problem!Alternatively,
What if when they got to Scotland, Jon never reads Jonah's statement? -
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What really happened back in school?
Why did Bea and Mae drift apart?
What brought Angus and Gregg together?
How did the killer incident go down?Alternatively:
The core four meet up months after the canon ending of Night in the Woods and reminisce over teenage memories. The good times, along with the really not-so-good ones.Are things really sweeter when we're younger, or are some things better left in the past?
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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09 May 2026
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Incarnation by hertzbenign
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 May 2026
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"What'd you tell them so that they'd let you keep me here?" Grace asks, too anxious to let it go.
"Is easy," Rocky says confidently. His tail whips down and wraps around Grace's waist, causing his heart to skip so many beats that he almost pukes. "Rocky say Ga'race is pet."
"Oh," Grace says dreamily. "Well, that's - what the fish did you just say?"
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The Hail Mary made the decision to land even before Grace woke up.
As such, he fully blamed it on Mary when he went and fell in love with one of the indigenous Na'Vi that occupied the moon.
Well... maybe it was a little bit of his fault, too.
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08 May 2026
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sternum a sternum by fourever_sk8r
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 May 2026
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“Convict,” said the woman with the bone leg, her voice a dusky rattle. “You’ve been brought here to accompany a necromantic adept on a scientific expedition as his protector, in exchange for the pardon of your sentence.”
“You’ll kind of be like my cavalier,” said the gorgeous man jovially.
“He is not a cavalier,” corrected the woman. “Not even close.”aka: the locked tomb bloodymary au that (literally!) came to me in a dream. Simon is a former prisoner of the Ninth house prison tasked with protecting necromancer Ryland Grace and his best friend/fossil bone construct on a dangerous mission to a planet full of mysterious necromancy. fun stuff ensues.
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01 May 2026
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[Podfic] Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish) for sisi_rambles
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Jun 2026
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[Current Audio Length: 2:24:55]
If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
Podfic of Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree).
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28 Apr 2026
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I'm just about a moonlight mile on down the road by Moonshine_Dan, Synthyk (Moonshine_Dan)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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You are profoundly alone. You have been for a while. Suddenly, you aren't anymore, and you are struggling to be normal about it. Pooling strengths and weaknesses with the strange creature on its explosive-atmosphere ship might just be the only way to save both of your stars, but it might also lead to more than just strictly scientific discoveries, and neither of you are sure how to feel about that.
OR: The universe's most unlikely meet-cute.
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24 Apr 2026