CaptainSwank
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Mutual Agony by CaptainSwank
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
14 Jun 2026
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Neither the Blessed Lady nor the First Chaplain get what they really want.
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beautiful meanings in beautiful things by CaptainSwank
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
04 Jun 2026
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Lucius lends a helping hand.
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Magnus makes it all better, for a time.
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Physician, Flay Thyself by CaptainSwank
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
26 May 2026
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Fabius makes a choice.
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To Better Make Your Acquaintance by CaptainSwank
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
20 Apr 2026
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Horus and Sanguinius have their first time together.
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Sigismund, Whole by CaptainSwank
Fandom Horus Heresy - Various Authors, Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
06 Mar 2026
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Tenderness Precedes Betrayal by CaptainSwank
Fandom Horus Heresy - Various Authors, Warhammer 40.000
24 Jan 2026
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Honsou's Dream by CaptainSwank
Fandom Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
30 Dec 2025
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The Archive by CaptainSwank, leitnerpiper69
Fandom The Magnus Archives, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Jun 2020
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and rivers will all turn to blood by Origamidragons
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Horus Heresy - Various Authors, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
01 Feb 2026
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The Nails snap in protest at being pinned and fighting back is automatic. He slams his head forward, and the impact rings through both of their skulls. Argel Tal staggers back, eyes flashing.
“What is wrong with you?” Khârn demands. “What was that?”
“I don’t— we— it…” Argel Tal trails off into a low, garbled hiss, looking frustrated. “We’re… hungry?”
“Hungry?” Khârn echoes, at a momentary loss. And then— “We?”
(Or: On what to do when you find yourself, somehow, still alive.)
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- Part 4 of ah, the blood!
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at his feet they'll cast their golden crowns by Laylah
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
09 Jun 2026
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Khârn's knees hit the floor before his brain catches up with them, cracking whatever the finish was, something inadequate to the weight and strength of an Astartes. The Nails tick faster but something older and deeper in his brain reacts with relief. This is the right thing to do. Being able to kneel for a primarch for the first time since his own was found releases a deep tension he'd almost stopped noticing.
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mistreat your altar boys by Origamidragons
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
04 Mar 2026
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Raum pulls their mouth into an ugly grin, leans suddenly closer until their faces are almost touching. “Show us, then, child of Anathema,” it breathes through Argel Tal’s teeth. “Show us why you deserve to command our loyalty.”
Lorgar tilts his head. “I see,” he says thoughtfully. He straightens.
And then, without any warning or change to his expression, he backhands them across the face.
(Or: Argel Tal is called to serve.)
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- Part 6 of ah, the blood!
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no good way to end this by Origamidragons
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
11 May 2026
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The Deceiver’s heart is pounding, blood rattling through his exposed neck as their talons prick at his arteries. His eyes are blown wide, dark and angry, teeth skinned back from his lips. He is feeling so much— fury, offense, surprise, and beneath it all, best of all, the cold, delicious current of fear.
He is afraid of them. Triumph thrills through their whole body, undifferentiated. He is afraid of them.
(Or: One attempt of several.)
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- Part 7 of ah, the blood!
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the same affliction by Origamidragons
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
20 May 2026
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Sigismund blinks, bewildered. “What?”
Abaddon gestures a little with one hand, looking slightly impatient. “Sex. Have you had sex?”