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    “What is there to talk about?”

    “What’s there to talk about?!” Hollander scoffed, shaking his head. “You’re playing for my fucking team!”

    “I know.”

    “Why did you have to go and get traded?! You realise we’re going to have to see each other every day from now on, and play together, and-”

    “Yes,” Ilya interrupted. He didn’t want to know how long Hollander’s list was. “I know.”

    Hollander took a deep breath. “Okay, listen,” he said. “Just so we’re clear - we don’t know each other outside of playing against each other, right?”

    “Right.”

    “And we can’t- can’t hook up anymore.”

    ~

    OR: Ilya gets traded to Montreal in October 2014. He's lonely, and angry, and he misses Boston. He doesn't know if it helps that Hollander is there or not.

    title from Buckle by Florence and the Machine

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    01 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    "I want to," he admitted. "But I don't get it. Why do I want to, when I know better?"

    Ilya smiled knowingly as he held the cigarette to Shane's lips again. "Ah. Because… It is fun, sometimes, to do things you're not supposed to. Things that are bad for you."

    Shane breathed the smoke in, out. It scared him how much he liked it.

    Shane smokes.

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    30 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    “You liked what I did in the video, yes?”
    His eyelids heavy with lust and anticipation, Shane says definitively, “Yes.”
    “Okay,” Ilya says, pulling his lower lip down with his damp thumb and allowing it to flop back against his teeth. “Then get on your knees.”

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    Shane only knows of Ilya Rozanov because his sex tape leaked on campus. It only made him more intriguing.

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    30 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    “You do not want?” Ilya asked, mocking. He reached down to cup Shane’s dick through his pants, earning him a sharp inhale. “I don’t believe that.”

    “Its embarrassing,” Shane blurted, horny and humiliated and fucking hard.

    “Embarassing? What is? That your dick can get hard to fuck my shoe but not pussy?”

    Oh god. Shame surged as hot as arousal behind Shane’s belly button. Fuck, he was really going to let this happen.

    OR: Shane fucks Ilya's shoe again, but this time Ilya wants to watch

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    30 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    818181: u like when i call u greedy and gross and a freak and a slut? whoreeeee

    818181: tell me all the nasty shit u think about and maybe I’ll send u a dick pic 💦

    hollander24: Please

    hollander24: Haed to type with one hand

    hollander24: I think about a lot of things. Being tied up, gagged, slapped and hit, and uh

    hollander24: Forced to take it 

    818181: …wow 

    818181: u really are a fucking whore. 

    Or — One night, while bored out of his mind, Shane stumbles across a website to sext people on. Cue in Ilya, who is more than willing to indulge Shane in his wants.

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    30 Jun 2026