Cassonade
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On a campaign to conquer yet another planet for the imperium of mankind, two little mistakes are made that will have enormous repercussion.
Or: the author couldn't find a "Perturabo use a sex machine on reader" so she made one.
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Homeward Bound Part One: An Unexpected Journey by ISeeFire
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Oct 2014
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Bilba Baggins couldn't be happier. She's embraced her Baggins' half and has placated her Took half with a short trip to Bree (the most adventure she ever wishes to have). In addition, she is convinced Fram Harfoot, the most eligible bachelor in all of Hobbiton, will soon declare his eternal love for her - particularly after he sees the dinner she's prepared for him. When the knock sounds on her door she just knows it heralds the first day of the rest of her life as a respectable, and entirely proper, Hobbit.
Instead of her Happily Ever After, however, Bilba gets a company of Dwarves - complete with their obnoxious leader who MIGHT be vaguely attractive if he ever stopped ruining it by opening his mouth.
Clearly the only possible explanation is somewhere, in a past life, she must have done something truly AWFUL to deserve this.
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- Part 1 of Homeward Bound
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02 Aug 2023
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Public Bookmark 845
Mystery Work
Part of Storm-Smith Private Works
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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02 Aug 2023
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That ghoul in the corner. The one with the shotgun, and the armor, and the biceps as thick as your torso.
The effect he's having on you is downright debilitating.
--When you're an attractive smoothskin with a ghoul fetish, getting laid isn't rocket science. This time, though, you've got to work a little harder for what you want.
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- Part 1 of Risky Business
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12 Jan 2023
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Your sister getting married was the worst possible scenario for you because that meant going back home and having to listen to everyone in your family how much better she was.
Lucky for you, you are bringing home a boyfriend, so at least you won't have to deal with that.Just sucks that your "boyfriend" isn't actually your boyfriend, but rather that dashing and aloof skeleton from your study group.
What could go wrong?-Companion Piece to "Despite everything, it's still you"-
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- Part 2 of Despite everything, it's still an AU
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21 Oct 2022
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Be Mine by luciferslegions
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), Ancient Roman Religion & Lore
18 Jan 2023
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Once a year, Minas Tirith holds Arad Melith Nith, or the Day of Young Love. In addition to feasting and drinking and dancing, the highlights of the festival are the Whipping of the Maidens, where priests/priestesses run through the streets and whip any women--married and unmarried--within reach with herb bundles to promote fertility, and the Drawing of Names, where unwed maidens place their name into a jar and the bachelors draw at random. The couples spend the entirety of the festival together, and marriages often result from these unions.
Your friend Eowyn drags you to Minas Tirith to attend the festival, and after much "persuasion," you begrudgingly add your name to the lottery. Will your union become a love story that will be sung in the mead halls of Rohan, or will you and the handsome Captain of the White Tower part ways after your night together?
Boromir (35-36)/Reader (20-21), background Faramir (30-31)/Eowyn (18-19)
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30 Sep 2022