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There are reasons why Seekers Trine up in the first place.
The main one is that a seeker's wing are vitally important to their survival, need intense maintenance, and can't be effectively worked on by their own bearer. Especially on the backside.
Starscream might have been able to fool his own Trine as he slowly drifted away from them.
And he might have managed to keep his wings and back in good shape while doing that through his inventively.But when a rust-inviting wear develops in his wing hinges, other Seekers noticed.
That was only the start, though.
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Seekers Trine for many, many reasons.And Starscream might have decided that he was above it all, but he really, really isn't.
Seekers Trine for reasons.
And Skywarp and Thundercracker need to remind Starscream (and themselves) what these reasons are.
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While Drift made the dubious decision of not informing Ratchet that the Sleep Aid is losing effectiveness, it doesn't mean that it will actually stay hidden for very long.
Ratchet decides to get his medical team involved in helping with his new boyfriend's insomnia, seeing as he did step down from his medical care in order to start dating him.
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- Part 4 of Cybertroninan Vestigial Traits
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At Least Traditions are Straightforward by CatChan
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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One of the best ways to show a bot from another Tribe that you are very serious about pursuing them is to actually pursue them. Then catch them, then tie them up and... Well. The steps varry depending on a miriad of factors.
But at least the steps are very clearly defined. The legends and stories are plentiful. The protocol is solid.
And Prowl is much better at social interractions when he has a solid protocol to rely on.
So that's how he plans to respond to Jazz's flirtation.
Jazz honestly didn't expect that.
Not that he's complaining.
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Orion Pax had been hurrying out of the Archive and back to his dock for his shift when an ancient artifact, propulsed by the explosion of Sentinel Prime (with a little too much speed to be completely believable, but then again, the Matrix of Leadership was known to do strange things to fundamental physics on occasion), sailed it's way from the Primal Palace Entrance and directly into his chestplates.
Primus, it seemed, had seen a chance to get a new, better Prime to serve his children in the explosive assassination of his unchosen Prime. There was Civil War to avert, and nothing short of the most optimal Prime would do.
The Matrix was a mysterious artifact for a reason. It also never was as powerful as when the very fate of Cybertron hung in the balance. Poised on the edge of the destruction of Cybertronian Civilisation, as it was then, as it had been back during the Quintesson Invasion, the Vessel of Primus could do miracles.
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- Part 1 of Prime-Time's Casting
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Prowl had fallen in love with an organic. A tiny lifeform he had first thought must be a Cybertronian, so well did he pilot the shell he fought in.
He had discovered the truth about Jazz since. All of them.
But one only hit when it came to pass.
Humans lived one Vorn if they were lucky. And Jazz? He had used his luck to survive the process of being made able to pilot his mecha directly from his brain. To survive the invasive procedures and chemicals pumped into him to make him drift-compatible.
That would have been plenty.
Even if Spark energy radiation wasn't also detrimental to human health.
Jazz's music stayed with Prowl much longer than Jazz himself did.
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In another continuity, Shockwave didn't hear the plotting. Didn't intervene. And Optimus only became Prime once it was too late.
In this continuity, Vos was bombed. And, shortly after, so was Praxus.
Prowl survived. Because... Because he had never actually set pede in Praxus. Praxus had never wanted him enough to try and buy his indenture.
Bluestreak and Smokescreen wanted him.
This is a story of Prowl of Vector Sigma. Who became Praxian only after Praxus fell.
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- Part 2 of Prime-Time's Casting
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After successfully seducing each-other at Swerve's Drift and Ratchet retire to Drift's.
What will the two of them get up to, when Overload's off the table due to the last night's events?
And of course, there's still the use of the Sleep Aid to be discussed. Or demonstrated. More in depth.
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- Part 3 of Cybertroninan Vestigial Traits
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After Ratchet found a non-drug based sleep aid for Drift, who still is warry of addiction, and helped him with using it, and also opened a door to having a relationship, They find themselves thinking about it.
And discussing the night with friends.
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- Part 2 of Cybertroninan Vestigial Traits
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Rodimus drags Drift to the Medbay because of his Amica's insomnia.
Drift refuses to take sedatives because he has a bad history with addiction.
Ratchet comes up with an alternative solution.
That solution is... Not what Drift expected.
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- Part 1 of Cybertroninan Vestigial Traits
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Battle for the Lemons by CatChan for Meeceisme
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Meece's many lives of Hatake Raiden Universe
13 Jul 2024
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Inuzuka Miyu hadn't meant to have a baby with Hatake Kakashi. It was honestly just a post-mission one-night-stand.
Now, usually, Inuzukas don't marry. Primary custody just goes to the mother. Secondary to the Clan. Any man is welcome to pitch in, even to move in if hey wanted (so long as the mother allowed it, which they generally did), but fathers are mostly told out of politeness. If the mother even knew who the father was, that is.
But it takes a special kind of fool to get between an Hatake and their cub. Which Miyu and Tsume aren't.
The question of custody stays, though.
It does take Kakashi an embarrassing amount of time to twig in that the drawn out custody battle for Raiden had shifted, and that he was fighting Tsume for custody of himself.
Best read after checking up meeceisme's The many lives of Hatake Raiden Series.
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"Maa, did I do you some kind of favor without noticing, kunoichi-san?" He finally asked, intrigued despite himself.
She took a pen out of her forearm bracer and twirled it between her fingers with a predatory smile. "Oh, no. I just thought I'd prepare it in advance so you only have to sign it."
"Oh, and why-ever for?"
She flipped the pen over so that he could easily take it from her hand, 'coincidentally' pointing it straight at his nose in the process. She shot a quick sideways glance at Sakura before her eyes came back to his and smiled in a way that scrunched her nose cutely. "You sign it, and I take care of your... problem for you." She answered him with a tasteful eyebrow waggle. Kakashi had no idea how she managed to make eyebrow waggle tasteful, seduction specialist sure were something else.
Or: Kakashi is despairing about Sakura's habit to wear civilian perfume, and well on his way to becoming canon Kakashi. Except a chunin kunoichi sees it and decides it's an excellent Opportunity to get Kakashi to owe her one
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Sakura has gone a long way since her death.
She had saved her twin brother/Soulmate/Body-mate.
She had raised all their siblings well and happy.
She had killed their father (he was an asshole anyway, good riddance).
She had started the Land of Fire toward peace, harmony and getting Konoha to be created again, even if it was still a work in progress.
And she had spoiled her soulmate rotten.Now he wanted Izuna, and he intended to get him.
Well. Izuna was pretty, and cool, and handsome.
She could live with it.She just needed to kill Zetsu and they would be all set for a happy ever after.
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Oh, look! What is that over there?Or: As Sakurama and her same-body brother reach a roughly equal age of seventeen and a half, they finally get on with fulfilling her Sage-given Mission.
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- Part 3 of Sakurama
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Plucking Lemons from the Tree by CatChan for Meeceisme
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Meece's many lives of Hatake Raiden Universe
08 Jan 2024
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Hatake apparently are an endangered species, and Konoha is not helping that.
Plus, mom asked her to get under the Protection of the Hatakes. Which they can't give in this depressed state.
Well. No choice but to kidnap them away from this dump and to a place where they can thrive and actually take care of her like mom wanted, you know. Little five-years old Kakashi is the best bet to start with. The dad should follow after, even if he's stupidly depressed. Sakumo looks like a good dad. He'll come and retrieve his son.
Raiden just has to be far enough from the shit dump that is Konoha by then.
And four years-old's legs don't run that fast. Nor five years old's. They will have to be crafty.
At least little Kakashi doesn't look to put out by his abduction at the hands of a younger child. He's being a model hostage!
Best read after checking up meeceisme's The many lives of Hatake Raiden Series.
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Assistant Sensei by CatChan
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2023
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A little drabble based on Assistant Teacher. Shikako engages in psychological warefare in Hogwarts.
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When Sakura died, she was seventeen.
When Sakura was born, along with her same-body brother, she was seventeen.
When she introduced herself to her four years old twin, she said she was seventeen.
When her twin turned fourteen, she was still seventeen.
But when he reached eighteen, she had promised, so would she.And that meant, as puberty decided to hit, they needed to sort out their romantic goals, and have a few talks about sex.
When you live as two people in one body, these things need to get discussed.
And then, there was the pretty Uchiha boy.
Or: Sakurama's soul-brother discovers hormones at fifteen, and Izuna is really damn pretty.
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- Part 2 of Sakurama
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After a doomsday end to canon Naruto, Sakura dies.
Instead of moving on, Sakura finds herself facing the Sage of Six path.Sakura, and only Sakura, can be brought back to the past, to change the end of the world from there.
She accepts, and is placed in a soon to be born body.
Except, this body is meant to already have an occupant.
Damn the Sage, but she refuses to squish this little soul with her larger awareness of life. She will fade in the background and allow the native spirit to bloom.That is, until their father dares to raise a hand on them.
The end of the world can wait. For now, No one gets to hurt her little brothers.Or: Senju Butsuma gets his arms broken by his four years old son (or is it his seventeen years old daughter?) for being a shit dad. It changes things.
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- Part 1 of Sakurama
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Her first reaction upon reading the old books of Grimmauld place was incandescent fury. Why the hell was this not taught at all, not even freaking mentioned at all, in any book she’d ever read at Hogwarts, despite going through quite a bit of the Restricted Section.
{Despite having passed into disuse over time, Sexual Magick remains one of the strongest and fastest ways to ward up a home. The rituals involved have long since been fine tuned, as providing a safe space for one offspring has always been amongst the foremost goal of young couples.}
{In very extremely rare occasion, when two wix whose magicks are extremely compatible engage in the sexual rituals with similar purposes, their magic may call to one another and make them resonate until they come to occupy a shared ritual space}
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Marry Potter and the second time at Hogwarts by CatChan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2019
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Harry woke up with a gasp.
"Up! Get up! Now! Up!" That was definitely Aunt Petunia's screech
Harry sighed. A few years ago such a sigh would have been of despair.
Well, in a few years, he would think he would have thought that such a sigh would be of despair.
But no, this sigh was of relief.
It had worked.
Harry patted himself down, feeling his young knobbly knees, and obviously under-weight body. He had to be eleven. The stairs above him were certainly close enough.
He had time.
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2018-Jaytim tumblr week prompt fills- Love Across Universes by CatChan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
17 Jul 2019
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Day 1: Secret Dating//Bodyguard AU:
Cue, the taking a common day off. It hadn't been that easy to not be suspicious, and Tim personally thought that Martha most definitely was onto their illicit fraternizing affair.
But whatever, she liked them and the fact that they were mildly successful in keeping Bruce from being as good at self-preservation as a retarded mayfly. Also, she seemed to think their hardships were cute and romantic, and Tim was totally sure that she'd winked at him when he told her about his day off. It wasn't that important, Barbara was their boss that wasn't supposed to know that they were in a secret relationship.
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The Less Great Glasses Saga by CatChan for GoAwayOlivia
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batgirl (Comics)
08 May 2018
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- Were you cleared for contacts?
- No, my eyes are not meant for tears! I'm too badass for it.
-They prescribed you something for the dry eyes?
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- Yes.
- But they said I should get glasses for the time being.