CatchTheseHands
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- Dream SMP (34)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (1)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
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Dream stole incredibly important artifacts from the dragons, and they send their best hunter, Punz, after him to get them back and kill him. Dream proves tricky to catch, but when he is finally cornered, nothing can stop Punz from dealing the final blow.
Except, the gods seem to have a differing opinion.
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- Part 21 of Catch's Smut Practise
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Tommy is stuck with Dream in prison, and just as Tommy thinks his week cannot possibly get any worse, Dream's goes into rut. As a Beta, he knows his responsibilities in this scenario. What he doesn't expect is everything else...
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- Part 20 of Catch's Smut Practise
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Tommy struck a deal with Techno: Free use of Tommy's body in exchange for Techno's protection (from Dream).
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Tommy being an absolute size queen and Techno getting quickly overwhelmed by his enthusiasm.Series
- Part 19 of Catch's Smut Practise
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Niki finds Tommy who, for unknown reasons, has lost all memories. Niki takes him in, despite her initial hate of him, but she grows to appreciate this version of Tommy. A lot.
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- Part 18 of Catch's Smut Practise
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It's a strange relationship they have found themselves in, with Tommy having found Dream sick and helpless in a cave not too long after the prison break. Despite all his inner turmoil and their history, Tommy could neither let Dream suffer, nor could he turn him in—not when he was delirious with fever and melted into Tommy's cautious touch.
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- Part 17 of Catch's Smut Practise
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All my short smut works, each helping me to work on my smut writing skills💪
I can never seem to stick to solely smut, however, and I am cursed to add Plot™ to it whenever I make a sequel. Alas, I cannot stop. (Nor do I want to.) Connected fics do have or get their own series, but if you're here for the smut, this is the place.- Words:
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
20 May 2026
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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Vibrations by celestialwarden
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
07 Dec 2021
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Dream, Tommy decided, was a dickhead— and Tommy didn't listen to dickheads anymore. Not after Wilbur and his promises of grandeur, not after Schlatt and his stupid fucking decree, and especially not after Technoblade and his egotistical stories.
So instead of jumping off his tower and watching his brains go splat on the ground by Logstedshire, Tommy let himself fall into the water.
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Tommy runs away during exile and finds a place and people to help him heal. Set over a span of four years.Series
- Part 1 of Vibrations AU
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- 33/33
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Bookmarked by CatchTheseHands
25 Jan 2026
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Absolute beauty, I have to keep this
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Somethings are better left at home (Why do you never talk to me?) by Lol_fandomlover
Fandoms: Dream SMP
28 Nov 2024
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"It's Warden to you," he snapped, and his grip on his ender pearl tightened. He wasn't Sam when inside these walls, because the Sam before this would never be able to stomach the actions he performed now.
"W-Warden," Dream corrected himself quickly, body swaying as he dragged himself onto unsteady feet. "I, I don't know if the dispenser broke or something, but I haven't had any potatoes for a while. I'm just really hungry now, so I was wondering if you could fix it?"
"It's not broken," Sam scoffed, and turned just enough to see the prisoner's face crumble. Confusion painted his features as he stared, emerald green eyes round and shifted with betrayal.
"Excuse me? What do you mean it's not broken?"
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- Part 6 of Take your time And we'll be just fine
Bookmarked by CatchTheseHands
21 Dec 2025
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Quackity and Schlatt decide to have a kid together. Turns out, Schlatt is a lot more into the idea than Quackity thought he would be.
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Bookmarked by CatchTheseHands
13 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
*shaking violently* *snorts this fic like it's cocaine* oh yeah. That's the stuff
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While delivering supplies to Pogtopia, Eret is caught by the very last person he wanted to see. Wilbur, finding a traitor in his midst, decides to do with them what he sees fit.
(Or: the Eretbur CNC fic that's been haunting me nonstop for like a week.)
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- Part 18 of ResAnon's NSFW Fics
- Language:
- English
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- 2,882
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Bookmarked by CatchTheseHands
12 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
*eats this fic messily with my hands* nom nom nom.