Chaotically_Weird



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    Jazz had never expected for one of his cousins and bonded to pass away one cold evening, leaving behind a pair of splitspark twins. He knew of them, had met them once or twice, but when the rest of his family began to pass them over and over again, he knew he need to step in.

    The only problem is that his work is only willing to wait for so long. He needs to go back. He works weird hours.

    He needs a babysitter.

    Prowl hated that running was the only option he had. He needed to get away, but with his certifications to become an enforcers around the corner, he thought he could hold on. When push comes to shove, he knows he needs to start over. He has no credentials, his Academy credits won't transfer, and his skillset is incredibly limited.

    He needs a job.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Left of chapter 67

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    “Pax, if you don't spit it out, I swear on Primus himself that I'll—”

    “Alright, alright!” Orion held up his servos in defeat, the corners of his derma curved upwards nervously. “They were doing this thing with their intakes, it was a little… weird.”

    “Their intakes?” D-16 was confused. “Were they fueling?” He'd thought the only thing you could do with intakes was consume energon and speak with a vocalizer. He guessed they were used for expressions, too, but D-16 failed to understand what else an intake could be used for.

    “That's what I thought! But they didn't have any energon with them.” Orion thought for a moment. “It was more like… smashing their derma together.”

    “What.”

     

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    A stupid AU treated fairly seriously, where Orion and D-16 stumble upon the concepts of interfacing and love, which apparently nearly no one else had discovered. What could go wrong?

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    19 Jun 2026

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    In one universe, Jazz and Prowl are doting conjunxes with twins on the way. They could not be happier and more in love.

    In another universe, Jazz and Prowl hate each other. They cannot be in the same room without it imploding.

    A momentary blip in the spacetime continuum results in a short chance encounter between the two pairs that will have lasting repercussions.

    Or, another Jazz/Prowl enemies to lovers fic with my own twist.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Prowl wasn’t supposed to be on the mission. They weren't supposed to find an abandoned sparkling. And, according to Kup, Springer wasn't supposed to know about his past.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    6 unrelated one-shots of Prowl (and those around him) getting an unexpected surprise.

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    10 Jun 2026