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    “I’m trying to figure out,” Rose wonders aloud. “Are you always a complete prick? Just with women? Or just when you lose a game?”

    Ilya barks a laugh, shocked and almost delighted, and his smile spreads wide enough that Rose can see all those pearly whites of his that are so much nicer than she expected any hockey player’s to be. “All the time,” he grins, “all the time. However much of an asshole Hollander has told you I am, double it.”

    She answers truthfully, shrugs her shoulders in her tiny silver dress. “He hasn’t mentioned you at all.”

    After a shitshow of an evening in a Montreal nightclub, Ilya wakes up the next morning in Shane’s bed. Only, he’s not in Shane’s bed — Rose Landry is, and he’s in Rose Landry’s body, and she’s in his. Well, what the fuck are they supposed to do with that?

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Eight hundred years of discipline. Eight hundred years of iron. Ilya Rozanov enforces the Queen's law in a world where vampires live in the open and the old blood is waking up. Then a scent he can't name pulls him to a fire escape in West Hollywood. To a human who shouldn't smell like a memory Ilya buried five centuries ago. Some fixations you don't come back from.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    When it happens the puck has just left his stick.

    It's a clean hit, but Shane takes it horribly, crumbling on impact and colliding with the boards. While he tries valiantly to keep his head up, he feels himself slide sideways and his last fully coherent thought occurs as his head cracks against both the ice and the bottom edge of the boards.

    Immediately, the arena starts to wilt.

    “… We just want a future.”

    “I have only been in love with one person…”

    Shane falls backwards and sinks, the ice turning to water beneath him.

    “Holy shit. I love you too…”

    “I love you…”

    The words—memories?— are swimming amongst him, angled and distorted; they consume him, they’re are all he can process, even as someone else—a medic, maybe?— on the periphery now, says, "Just stay still Hollander."

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    Or, upon appearing in a parallel world, canon-Shane is on a mission to fix AU-Shane's fucked-up life. Stat.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Born from the cursed headcanon: what if Lestat was Ilya's biological father?

    Twelve letters from the mother he barely remembers point Ilya toward a stranger in Prague — and a stranger comes looking back.

    Daniel Molloy is everyone's deeply underqualified therapist.

    Louis is reconsidering every choice that brought him here.

    And Shane Hollander is managing an existential family crisis the only way he knows how: a color-coded spreadsheet.

    Loving someone enough to stay is one thing. Answering when they call is another.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander agrees to an arranged marriage because refusing could start a war. He expected a transactional relationship, minimal emotional involvement, and maybe some occasional awkward small talk.

    Instead he gets a six-foot-three stupidly attractive Russian alpha who is apparently determined to follow Shane around campus like an overprotective guard dog.

    meanwhile Ilya Rozanov was fully prepared for a spoiled, haughty omega.

    But Shane was earnest, stole his cloths, cried over his gunshot wound, and called him mine in front of his father.

    Now Ilya’s a little obsessed.

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    11 Jun 2026