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Jason ducks just in time to avoid being electrocuted with enough volt to down a whale, tutting disappointedly, “Now, now, that wasn’t nice. What if you hit my brand-new jacket?”
“What is your price…” Batman grits out, looking pained, “In return for the pelt?”
Jason’s eyes narrow, fury coiled low in his gut like a pit of vipers waiting to strike. “What piece you talkin’ about, old man? My pretty jacket, or the fur rug?”
“All of it,” Batman snaps, true fury making his voice pitch more towards Bruce than Batman.
“Greedy,” Jason remarks idly, “Don’t anybody teach you that sharing is caring?”
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Jason is a selkie, and his pelt is... a point of contention.
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29 Jun 2026
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And the sea is calling back to me by MagicalGhost96
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Apr 2021
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I love the selkies Au, but you know what this fandom needs? Selkie Elias who did not sign up for any of this.
What happens when you body hop but don't check thoroughly what you are getting into?
Well you get a very concerned and terrified Jonah. Welcome to my selkie Elias Au.Bookmarked by ChunkyOreo
24 Jun 2026
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Temporarily Misappropriating the BAU by L3T5_G3T_KR4K3N
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV)
31 May 2026
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Stiles Stilinski would like it known that he did not intend to break the law. Or get a new boyfriend. Or be forcefully adopted and recruited by the BAU. He never intended to solve murders, just as he never intended to get his best friend turned into a Halloween stereotype. Though he doesn't regret it, he would like to blame it on Scott and Jackson for leaving Stiles and Danny unsupervised in a lockable room with alcohol. Honestly, their lives would have been much simpler if they had just stuck to the normal teenage things like making out, instead of hacking the BAU.
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You created a Group Chat with PG and 5 others.The Lawston Butcher was a woman, not a dude. Pretty sure she was your third witness, Mrs. Alfia.
DM: What?
George Gelding wasn’t one of her victims, which threw off your data. His killer just used the Butcher’s method to throw off the trail. Also, his killer was most likely Kyle Freeden.
AH: Thank you for your input on one of our past cases. May we have your name for the record of the tip?
LOL no. I’m drunk, not stupid.
[Cross posted on Wattpad, Username: L3T5G3TKR4K3N]
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22 Jun 2026
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Ever heard the one about the wine merchant?
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- Part 2 of Adventures in space
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14 Jun 2026
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As a craftsman, Ned understands the importance of keeping his working tools in order. That goes for Sasha, too.
Ned figures he really should give his catboy a break after last night’s punishment. But that tight little ass is as enticing as ever, and Ned isn’t in the habit of denying himself what he wants—at least not where his kitten is concerned.
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