10 Works by CitrusSyndicate
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Lucky Strike by CitrusSyndicate, Temporal_discounting
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Jul 2026
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Stede Bonnet cannot remain trapped in a loveless marriage and a soul-crushing career for a single second longer. He flees headlong into the night, with no real idea of where he is going or what he will do when he gets there. He stops for gas in the tiny desert town of Revenge, where a pawnshop catches his eye.
Ed Teach has been stuck running Hornigold's Pawn for decades. Every day is exactly the fucking same. That is, until the day that a golden-haired stranger walks in, looking to pawn his wedding ring…
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Edward Teach has made quite a name for himself in Hollywood— directing, producing, cleaning up after Jack Rackham's messes— but he's lost some of the magic. When his friends Anne and Mary ask him to come to New York to produce their latest play, Ed finds a fast friend in Stede Bonnet, and maybe something more.
A late 1970s AU inspired by Orville Peck's song of the same name.
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Hard Disciplines: A Practical Study of Human Sexuality and Subcultures by CitrusSyndicate, KalansPhantom, Pastor_of_Muppets
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 May 2026
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Professor Stede Bonnet has spent his life studying anthropology with an emphasis in human sexuality, which he finds almost laughable when he spent years married to a woman before coming to terms with his own sexuality. After a divorce and the death of his father, he finds himself finally experiencing the freedom to find out what he truly enjoys. And if he's doing it with money funding his 'study' thanks to his boss, Nigel Badminton, all the better. He's spent too many years left behind, and he's done.
Edward Teach, also known as the notorious hacker Blackbeard, has settled down to teach at a local university in an attempt to switch up the monotony of his life. Instead, he finds himself just as bored until he comes across an insane Professor that apparently invites men in full leather fetish gear to his office and discusses the price of bulk lube with his TA. He's fucking fascinated and, for the first time in a long time, excited about every new day to see what the maniac will do next.
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When Stede meets a startlingly well-dressed man at an otherwise rather tacky Sexy Santa Night at the bar, he quickly develops one objective: hold this man's attention by any means necessary. Even if it means pretending to be terrible at pool.
Despite Stede's ruse, Ed might just see him more clearly than anyone ever has before. And Stede might be getting some life-changing Christmas wishes granted tonight that he didn't even know he had.
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Edward Teach is in love with his boss. His married boss. His married, straight boss.
The desire growing between them starts with a spark and quickly grows out of control. But, as he and Stede grow closer, Ed also discovers how perfectly Stede fits into his life and how essential the man is to his soul. Will Ed burn himself on the flames or will he and Stede figure out how to live the life they're so desperate for?
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- Part 1 of I’m On Fire
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It’s 2002, and Ed Teach, the photo lab manager at Queen Anne’s Pharmacy, watches a heartbreaking story unfold before his eyes as the life of one of his most frequent customers slowly unravels in the pictures he brings in for Ed to develop. Then when Stede disappears, both from his frequent visits and from his family’s photographs, he doesn’t know what to think.
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Stede and Alma bond over a movie and a song.
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“And on the worst days,
When it feels like life weighs ten thousand tons,
I sleep with my passport,
One eye on the back door
So I can always run.
I can get up, shower, and in half an hour I'll be gone.
And come morning
I am disappeared.”-Frank Turner
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When Ed and Stede met at a Christmas party a year ago, sparks flew, and they knew they had something special. This is a series of vignettes that follows them from that first fateful Christmas to this one as they navigate a first date, introducing Ed to Stede's kids, saying I love you for the first time, and a first big fight.
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- Part 2 of Santa Baby
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Happy day 18 of the OFMD Advent Calendar! I dressed Stede up as a sexy Hermey for you all because I do what I want and so does Stede.
This is my first ever post to AO3. Please be patient with me if I’ve done something weird or wrong!