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    Four months ago, when Shane Hollander agreed to tattoo a tramp stamp on Boston’s star center, Ilya Rozanov, he certainly wasn’t expecting to get an almost-boyfriend out of the ordeal.

    Good thing Ottawa is just a short drive.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Shane's favourite time of the day is when he can crawl back into his apartment where he finally gets peace and quiet after a busy day juggling work and med school. His routine is sourly interrupted when a new neighbour moves in next door, being as loud as he is infuriatingly handsome.

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    Shane Hollander lives a quiet life, Ilya Rozanov wants nothing more than to make him scream.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Fans in uproar after Centaurs Captain Ilya Rozanov tweets “Only steers and queers in Vegas and I’m not a cow.” — is Rozanov gay or a homophobe? Vote in the poll below!

     

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    When beloved hockey player Ilya Rozanov finds himself in trouble after a drunken tweet Shane Hollander steps in and saves the day.

    How, you may ask?

    Well. Fake dating, of course.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    There was a burst of static, a gusty sigh. "Shanushka, you have the biggest 'bottom eyes' I have ever seen."

    "That's not a thing."

    "It is absolutely a thing, and that thing is you," she cackled, and he hung up the phone, ears so hot they should have been smoking.

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    Or, Shane meets Svetlana first, and it changes everything and nothing.

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    01 Jul 2026