Cloof_the_Doof



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    “My Abuela said it,” Silvio insists. “She said you have to wear the hat, because you have a pale ass so you’re going to get skin cancer and die before Lance even wakes up.”

    Keith looks between the children and the hat, too confused to glare, sweaty and horrid from pulling weeds beneath the scorching sun. “What?”

    “That’s wrong,” Nadia complains, and yanks her brother down to her level to whisper the correction in his ear.

    “Ooh,” Silvio amends. “Tía Veronica said you have a pale ass. My Abuela said you’re gonna die.”

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    When Lance is fatally wounded during their final battle, the blue lion enters a deep hibernation with Lance inside. Unsure when or if he’ll wake, Keith is forced to wait and watch over him in the company of the people he fears most: Lance’s family.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    On the Ferolind, Wylan is alone. Or not exactly alone—but Inej is hurt, Nina is tending to her, Kaz just gouged a man’s eye out, and he and Jesper are fighting, like they have been since Wylan’s identity as Wylan Van Eck was revealed.

    Which leaves the escaped convict ex-drüskelle in shackles, grappling with the guilt of betraying his country, who also hates them all. And somehow, he and Wylan get to talking about God.

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    or, Wylan Van Eck on his way to the Ice Court with the Crows, unpacking religion, and Matthias Helvar doing much of the same, while also somehow, unintentionally, mediating Wylan and Jesper’s fight.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Bumped to the lowest step on the social ladder after his fight with Billy, Steve gets roped in with the cheer team. What starts as a favor to help them out when one member breaks her leg in turn for protection from the brunt of the bullying, sets the universe on a different path.

    He befriends Chrissy and grows as thick as thieves with her. Over the summer he adds Robin to his friends as well. Meanwhile Eddie seems to have taken an interest in the fallen king, but Steve can’t figure out quite yet why Eddie is talking with him. Flirting with him?

     

    AKA a rewrite from after season 2 till after season 4 where Chrissy survives and Steve and Eddie get together that explores Steve's fall to the bottom of the social ladder and the what if he was gay and knew.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    From the perspective of the Karasuno Volleyball Team's starting players, their teammates on the bench are there to be backup and are endlessly supportive. The bench itself tells a different story, one of five little shits who have spent far too much time together to be anything other than friends with a pastime of vicious mockery and a penchant for watching bad films.

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    Tadashi gave a tentative smile. “It’s nice to meet you both.” He turned to the remaining player, who was still watching the match intently. As Tadashi opened his mouth to introduce himself, the boy spoke.

    “If Tanaka spent half as much time on his serves as he did on maintaining his hair and ‘threatening aura,’ he might be able to aim a serve literally anywhere else than right at the libero. But no, Ryuu, by all means, tell me more about your razor settings and the time you spend running through dirt for your aesthetic.”

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Izuku is in the Support Course, perfectly happy having given up his dream of being a Hero long ago. It’s just not possible for him with the nature of his quirk. As long as he continues to manage his quirk, life should be easy sailing. . . right? The teachers of UA think otherwise and become particularly concerned when he and Hatsume help in a training course. All his life, Izuku has kept moving foward. It's how he survived. But if he wants to keep moving forward, he will have to finally face his past.

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    30 Nov 2025