CloselyMonstrous
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Stiles stares at his bride - the one who was there for him through tragedy after tragedy, who kept his deepest secrets, who he loved so very much - with sorrow in his eyes. Lydia, now, in her gorgeous, curvy red dress for the reception, her green eyes filled with tears, her ruby colored lips ever so slightly trembling in emotion, her fiery curls flowing effortlessly down her back and shoulders - and realizes -
He doesn't want to marry her.
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John Stilinski, the Christmas Matchmaker by HisBeloved for NegativeNorth
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
26 Nov 2021
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John just wants to get laid.
But also, he wants his 23-year-old son to find happiness, to find the person that changes his world and loves him. Derek Hale doesn't have anywhere to go on Christmas. So John is going to play matchmaker for Christmas.
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23 Jun 2026
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“Stiles did not normally start his afternoon with a stranger in the back of his Jeep, telling him to ‘Be quiet and don’t do anything stupid, or you’ll never see your precious father again.’”
Stiles isn’t very good at being quiet, and when has he ever not done something stupid?
In which Stiles is kidnapped by a Hunter with a vicious streak and a penchant for torture, and Derek (and Scott) is having none of that.
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22 Jun 2026
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And now Derek looked suspicious. Which was just—rude. So rude. Stiles was the very picture of innocence! How could he possibly think Stiles was up to something?!
“Like what?” Derek asked.
“Well,” Stiles said, dragging the word out while stretching his arms forward on the table until he could close his hands around both of Derek’s. “My friend Mieka and I have been bonding over the past few months, and she just got a puppy, and she thought it might be fun for the two of us to bring our dogs to the dog park right outside town.”
Derek stared at him exceptionally hard. “You don’t have a dog.”
“I—why are you and dad the same?” Stiles let Derek’s hands go to throw both arms in the air. “Yes, Derek, I am aware I don’t have a dog!”
“So what exactly is this conversation leading to?” Derek asked, crossing his arms over his chest and looking thoroughly unimpressed.
Stiles licked his lips before pressing them together, trying to think of the best way to word this before blurting out, “In my defence, it was entirely dad’s idea! I wanted to steal a dog from the clinic!”
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- Part 7 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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20 Jun 2026
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Derek doesn't know why he's here.
It's been a long few weeks, and Derek feels like he could sleep for a month now that the threat of the Nogitsune has been neutralized and he finally has time to acknowledge the bone deep exhaustion that’s tugging at him. He's earned the rest. He's earned the right to go home and shut out the world for a few days whilst he can, until the next disaster inevitably comes knocking at Beacon Hills' door.
He'd been ready to do just that, his car pointed in the direction of home as soon as Aiden’s body was taken care of and there was nothing else left for Derek to do. He doesn't even remember making the decision, but rather than taking the familiar route and pulling into his usual space outside the loft, he’d found himself parking up in front of the Stilinski house instead.
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17 Jun 2026
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Aloha Bitch by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for everything-but-the-not-natural (thetalesofmooseandsquirrel)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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“Derek,” Stiles whined, stretching the vowels out much more than was necessary.
“What?”
“I’m so hot.”
“And?”
Stiles reached out one hand to smack blindly towards Derek’s face. He missed entirely for about five smacks before giving up and smacking him in the side instead. Derek didn’t react, because it hadn’t been intended to hurt him, just show him Stiles was displeased with his lack of sympathy.
He knew it was all a very unsubtle way to convince Derek to buy a portable A/C unit, but he refused. Not because he wanted Stiles to suffer, but because if Stiles was comfortable, he wouldn’t wander around the loft in his underwear. Derek was not going to give up having a mostly naked boyfriend parading around the place.
Did that make him an asshole? Probably, but Stiles knew what he was signing up for when they started dating two years ago. Derek was living up to his assholeish reputation by refusing to buy an A/C unit so he could ogle his boyfriend as he wandered around the loft mostly naked.
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- Part 3 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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15 Jun 2026