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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Mabel and Ford get a little too into the Summerween spirit after Fiddleford's raccoon wife kicks the bucket.

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    02 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    Bill returns to his painting, and Ford recognizes it as the same work from his last visit. More stars have been planted, and Bill has flourished them in depth and detail. He’s about to comment on the piece, but Bill pierces him with something completely unexpected first.

    “When are you destroying Euclydia?”

    a one-shot based off @orxinus' "euclydia rises" au, a universe where multi-dimensional war criminal ford pines meets simple artist bill cipher.

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    19 Oct 2024

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    Jon frowns as he pushes his hat into position. “Is this really even a job that you need me along for? It’s not like you’re even going to let me talk with anyone.”
    “That’d be because you’re dressed like you’re attending a funeral,” Martin retorts — god, Gerry is rubbing off on him in the worst of ways, “and to be quite honest, your people skills are rather lackluster.”
    “I’m in
    uniform,” Jon argues, “and it’s not my fault that most ‘people’ we deal with are dreadful things of the night.”
    Martin can’t help the smirk that crosses his face. “Well, lucky for you,” he says, “
    I have lots of practice dealing with one of those.”

    In the grand scheme of things, going to fetch a...a skin book for the Institute isn't the weirdest assignment they've been on.
    Jon and Martin make a house call.

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    03 Jun 2023

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    06 Mar 2022

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    22 Jan 2022

  6. Public Bookmark 29

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    Martin Blackwood is no stranger to the black market. Thing is, he's usually able to keep his distance. When honest-to-God pirates walk through his front door, he realizes that he was playing with fire and is very close to being burned.

    When his investment gets personal, he finds himself choosing between the safe life he knew, and the danger of the open sea. In the Golden Age of Piracy, is there more to life than what's on paper? Are the people he meets worth the risk?

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    22 Jan 2022

  7. Public Bookmark 24

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    my own Somewhere Else AU-
    Jon and Martin wake up in the tunnels, and find themselves in a new universe. Some things are different, but they still have each other, so maybe it won't be so bad after all?

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    20 Jan 2022

  8. Public Bookmark 37

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    The Magnus institute is an odd place, where accounts of the paranormal are documented and researched. It's only fitting that the Archivist and her assistants were part of the world being researched.

     

    Alternate Universe where the Season 1 gang are all avatars from the start.

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    07 Jan 2022

  9. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Come out and face me,” calls Jon.

    “Okay. If you want.”

    There’s a short pause, and a translucent figure emerges from the fog. A man, fat and short haired, wearing an almost colourless jumper and a pair of old jeans. There are glasses perched on the edge of his nose and beyond them, his eyes are cloudy. The fog twists around him, seeping through him and into every aspect of his being like an extension of his own body. As he speaks, fog leaks from his mouth and joins the murk.

    Martin?”

    -

    Four years ago, Martin killed Jonah Magnus, freeing the archival staff, and then left with Peter Lukas. Jon thinks he'll never see him again, until he finds a very familiar Lonely avatar living in the basement of his bookshop and feeding his customers to the Lonely.

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    06 Jan 2022

  10. Public Bookmark 35

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    Martin was flicking through the various bills he picked up in the mail when a thick, cream colored envelope caught his eye. It was addressed to him in fine cursive handwriting with a green wax seal on the back. He could just make out the shape of an eye emblazoned in the wax as he peeled the letter open.

    On behalf of the Magnus Institute, London
    You have been invited to attend their masquerade ball
    12 November 2021

    There were further details listed below regarding attire and location, but Martin’s brain was caught on the idea of a masquerade ball. Had it been scheduled for a few weeks earlier, he could’ve written it off as a Halloween fundraiser of sorts but this…

    This just seemed like an honest to god masquerade being thrown for the hell of it.

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    23 Nov 2021

  11. Public Bookmark 3

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    Tomorrow when the farm boys find this
    freak of nature, they will wrap his body
    in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

    But tonight he is alive and in the north
    field with his mother. It is a perfect
    summer evening: the moon rising over
    the orchard, the wind in the grass. And
    as he stares into the sky, there are
    twice as many stars as usual.

     

    Or how Martin Blackwood gets involved in something that he should have never even been made aware of. But now that he is here, might as well try to stop the end of the world.

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    05 Nov 2021

  12. Public Bookmark 62

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    Jon got Martin out of the Lonely, but it's going to take more to get the Lonely out of Martin.
    Stealing away together to a safehouse, they'll have to deal with fabric rustles, supernaturally bad navigation, and a stolen kiss.

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    05 Oct 2021

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    At the end of things, Jon and Martin promised that no matter what happened, they'd stay together. They went into the dark holding onto each other and that promise.

    On November 18, 2015, two men awake alone in separate apartments across London.

    Believing to have come back alone and mourning the loss of each other, both Jon and Martin individually struggle to change the future that they just survived. To save Sasha and Tim. To save each other, even if it means giving up the future that they could have had in Scotland.

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    03 Oct 2021

  14. Public Bookmark *

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    Martin takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and says, “I may have … met a god?”

    Sasha blinks at him. “Is that a metaphor, or…?”

    Softly, Martin says, “Their name is Jon.”

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    In a historical-esque fantasy world with gods and humans, Martin, a human who works as a librarian and bookbinder, stumbles across a temple full of books and meets Jon, a god of knowledge who’s taken an interest in Martin and wants to get to know him. Martin splits his time between working at the village library alongside Sasha, who’s suspicious of where all the new books are coming from, searching for a cure for his terminally ill mother who seems to dislike him no matter what he does, and visiting the temple to read books and tell stories with Jon. As he spends more and more time with Jon, Martin begins to realize how wonderful it is—but also how difficult it can be—to fall in love with a god.

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    17 Sep 2021

  15. Public Bookmark 11

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    Martin gets transferred from the library and into a whirlwind (aka the Archives).

    A monster teaches him to stay alive.

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    31 Aug 2021

  16. Public Bookmark 74

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    “Here is the list of instructions for your daily tasks. These must be completed every day, so make sure to keep it in your mind.”
    Martin took a quick look at the list. Mostly, it was keeping the place clean and functional, and making sure that all of the Archivist’s needs were met. The first part wasn’t particularly difficult, there was nothing he wasn’t able to do, but the second part…

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    16 Aug 2021

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    Jonathan Sims enjoys his work as an editor for Leitner Press, even if it does put him in touch with a rotating cast of bizarre occult and esoteric authors (bug-enthusiast Jane Prentiss and flagship author and recluse Jonah Magnus to name a couple).

    Then one day, his publisher and mentor Gertrude Robinson disappears without a trace and is replaced by her boneheaded son, Michael. To make matters worse, Jon has been assigned a new assistant (who he absolutely does NOT need, thank you very much), Martin Blackwood.

    Martin has a couple secrets up his sleeve:
    1) His very undistinguished secret career
    2) His all-consuming crush on his new boss

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    06 Aug 2021

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    Martin knows that, perhaps, it’s a bit silly to enjoy having a crush as much as he does. Especially when that crush is on his prickly, irritable boss. But he thinks maybe that’s why he likes it so much. There’s no expectation to act on his feelings, no late nights spent wondering when he’ll finally give in and say something.


    Martin is perfectly fine with having a harmless crush on Jon, until he starts coughing up flowers. Suddenly, his crush isn't as harmless as he'd hoped.

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    03 Aug 2021

  19. Public Bookmark 18

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    He’s not really himself, Basira had said.
    What happened to him? Jon had said. Basira’s eyes had glinted with blank desperation.
    Nothing, she’d said. He won.

    The door creaks open. Martin stands in the doorway with his hands twisting over each other in a way that makes Jon’s stomach churn. He’s wearing a dark suit that’s so different from his normal getup, his sweaters and bright corduroy pants.
    “We should talk,” Martin says, calm.

    Or: Jon (almost) breaks free of the Eye through the power of denial, Basira struggles with paranoia, and Martin makes a lot of tea. They have to believe that everything can be fixed. They have to.

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    03 Aug 2021

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    Jonathan Sims is a single father and the sole librarian of the most disorganized library in existence. Martin Blackwood's life has entered a new chapter but he can't seem to find the plot. Jon's daughter causes a chance encounter that throws them inexorably into one another's lives. As Jon receives a strange shipment of rare, peculiar books, he realizes that his life is only about to grow more complicated - and more dangerous.

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    02 Aug 2021

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