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Dennis finds himself at a benefit dinner, wearing a busted suit, while the DJ is playing the worst remixes of early 2000's music. Everyone from his hospital is either shaking ass or drinking like it's their last night on earth, with the exception of his boss, Robby, who in a moment of sober spontaneity, asks his subordinate to dance with him. What follows is a tense night of will they/won't they while trying to maintain composure and professionalism in front of the entire medical community of Pittsburgh.
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28 Jun 2026
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When Will Graham woke up this morning, something in the back of his tangled web of thoughts spoke with alarming clarity; The backdrop is set. Something extraordinary is coming.
The first time he built a tableau, out of poor Freddie Lounds no less, he prayed that the Ripper would see him. He must have. The idea thrills him, gives Will a sense of wanting he hasn’t felt since the first time he saw a Ripper scene.
Suddenly the universe’s message is well–received. He knows this face. He knows those eyes.
And, evidently, those eyes know his too.
_________________The Chesapeake Ripper and the Wendigo, two notorious serial killers and prisoners of the BSHCI are being transported across town in the same van. They’ve never met, but their instant connection is beautiful, powerful, and deadly to everyone involved.
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28 Jun 2026
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Will’s hookups (as few and far in between as they are) always end the same; deliberate distance between bodies and a cold, empty bed come morning. No one ever stays the night.
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28 Jun 2026
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Hannibal is hiding something. With Will's birthday on the horizon, he isn't necessarily worried, but as the days go on and Hannibal's nerves only seem to grow, Will begins to wonder what, exactly, his boyfriend is keeping from him.
_________________The follow up to Hannibal's birthday fic, "all I want is you". <3
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- Part 2 of Happy Birthday Murder Husbands
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28 Jun 2026
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"We should do something tomorrow."
"Did you have anything in mind?"
“It’s your birthday.”
Ah, he wishes it were so simple. If Hannibal were to wish for anything, it would be Will Graham underneath him, gasping, moaning, whispering his name while he placed claiming bites on his beautiful, porcelain throat. Such an image is so lovely… and so achingly far away. There is nothing wrong with wishing for it, but if it is a boundary that is never crossed, Hannibal can live with it. He can live this quiet, friendly, occasionally bloody life they live simply as friends if it means he continues to have it.
That does not mean Hannibal won’t settle for his second favorite. (It isn’t really settling though; their shared hunts are the greatest adventures he’s ever had.)
“Well, there is that dreadful Senor Pérez down at the docks…”
_________________A year after the fall. Hannibal and Will are friends and partners in crime, but nothing more. Hannibal is... fine with that. He is content having Will in any way that he is allowed if it means Will stays.
Today is Hannibal's birthday. Will surprised him with a kiss.
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- Part 1 of Happy Birthday Murder Husbands
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26 Jun 2026
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Jack Crawford, bloody, beaten, and brave, has crawled his way out of the pantry on his belly, blood still pouring from his gouged throat. His previously discarded gun has found its way into his hand and is raised toward Hannibal, ready to put a bullet through his head, to end the Chesapeake Ripper once and for all.
Oh, but Will Graham is much faster.
Before he can do anything to stop it, Will has stepped to the side, shielding Hannibal’s body with his own just as the disoriented agent takes his shot. The pop echoes throughout the small space, shaking the walls and the Earth beneath their feet, pulling a terrified scream out of young Abigail with its power.
_________________A Mizumono Fix-It where Will takes a bullet, Hannibal changes his mind, forgiveness is bestowed, and our Murder Family gets a happy ending in Florence. Oh, and Abigail gets a girlfriend. Sogliato still thinks he's hot shit, though, that hasn't changed.
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24 Jun 2026
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“You stay with me now, Will.” Hannibal urges, placing him back down so that he can continue compressions. He whispers please with each pump of his hands against Will’s chest and breathes life and love back into Will’s lungs. “You stay with me. You can do that, I know you can.”
Hannibal pushes and pushes and begs and goes lightheaded with the lack of air, but he cannot stop because Will still won’t wake up.
_________________Hannibal finds himself on the beach and nearly loses Will along the way.
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24 Jun 2026
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Lithuanian Psycho by VictoriaAGrey
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
31 Oct 2015
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In which Will sorta gets proposed to, Hannibal scares kids, they both wear costumes I can make bad jokes about, and Winston is always a slut for more popcorn.
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23 Jun 2026
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My Husband by VictoriaAGrey
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
24 Dec 2015
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“My husband this, my husband that. It’s a wonder Jack hasn’t followed your trail of “my husband”s to our front door.”
“He doesn’t know we’re married.”
“He’s the only one!”
/// In which Hannibal is a little too smitten and Will figures out Hannibal is That Guy.///
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23 Jun 2026
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Professor Graham's Cheekbones Hotty & Extraordinary Foodie Husband by TheSilverQueen
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
30 Mar 2020
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Online classes due to the quarantine are how Professor Graham's students learn that: 1) Professor Graham has a cute dog; 2) Professor Graham is married; and 3) Professor Graham's husband is smoking hot.
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- Part 1 of Hannigram in Quarantine
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22 Jun 2026
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How To Save A Life (The Cannibal-Friendly Handbook) by Kittendiamore
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
28 Jun 2013
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There’s a man looking up at Will, who has clearly been distracted from - Oh. Throwing limbs into the river. Human limbs. Lovely, he thinks sarcastically. Then he thinks it again because it actually is kind of lovely. The man looks confident. At ease with what he is. He’s kinda hot, too.
Or: Will tries to jump off a bridge but ends up offering himself up to a cannibalistic serial killer...as you do.
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22 Jun 2026
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Foggy wants to know what Matt thinks he looks like. Matt asks to feel his face. They get close.
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21 Jun 2026
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Written in the Stars by NerdyMixedPan
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
03 May 2026
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Rocky was frantically rambling. Grace tried to translate the chirps and trills. One sound then cut through his confusion.
Human.
Rocky had said Human.Or: Simon gets found, in more ways than one.
Chapter 1: Getting together
Chapter 2: FILTHSeries
- Part 1 of Love Among The Stars
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20 Jun 2026
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Gold Star by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for everything-but-the-not-natural (thetalesofmooseandsquirrel)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
09 Jun 2026
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“Always such a smartass,” Finstock insisted, shaking his head. “What, you want a gold star for your mediocre performance?”
“If you’ve got any, I’d love one,” Stiles informed him.
“You’re too old for a gold star, Bilinski.”
“Hey, hey,” Stiles argued, holding one hand out towards the man as he headed back for the board—evidently forgetting Greenberg now had his marker. “Sometimes adults need gold stars, too.” When Coach turned back to give him a look, Stiles just shrug-flailed. “We’re all just little gremlins starving for attention! Do you know how satisfying a gold star would be? Right here?” Stiles motioned his right pectoral up near his shoulder. “Just a cute little star right there. ‘Good Job!’ or ‘I’m proud of you!’ or even just ‘Well done!’ So satisfying. Or what about like, a hero biscuit?” Stiles mimed nibbling on a cookie. “Cute little bone-shaped cookie made for heroes? Wouldn’t that just brighten your day?”
“Stop talking or I’ll bench you.”
“I’m always benched,” Stiles argued.
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- Part 2 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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18 Jun 2026
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It doesn’t matter if Matt has a soulmate, because if he does, it’s not Foggy.
Written for this prompt on the kink meme: “Foggy’s soulmate mark is raised birthmarks that read ‘Matt’ in Braille.”
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07 Jun 2026
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“I will actually shoot you, you know.”
“You say that every time.”
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03 Jun 2026
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Knock Three Times (On the Ceiling If You Want Me) by poisonivory
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV)
05 Oct 2015
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Matt's downstairs neighbor sings showtunes (badly) at all hours, eats weird-smelling food, and never stops talking.
Matt falls in love long before they actually meet.
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03 Jun 2026
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who else can take all your blood and your curses by buckybunnyteeth
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV)
23 Apr 2015
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Matt tells him after a pub crawl that he hates the idea of soulmates. Hates what it did to his Mom and Dad.
Foggy blames being sick on the alcohol and Matt believes him.
He doesn’t tell Matt. Decides to never tell Matt. He writes it down in his extra note book again and again.
Don’t tell Matt.
Don’t tell Matt.
Don’t tell Matt.
He thinks he feels his heart break a little more each time.
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03 Jun 2026
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“I really, really want to make a joke about bats and blindness. Will you punch me if I make a joke about bats and blindness?” Matt shakes his head, grinning. “Okay, so we’re Superspud and Blind-As-A-Batman.”
In which Foggy uses his law degree to peddle coffee to unsuspecting caffeine junkies, and Matt is his favorite customer. Who may or may not be Batman.
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03 Jun 2026
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Franklin Philip Nelson is born with a bright smile and the word Devil burned over his heart.
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02 Jun 2026