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We're Invincible (Under New Management) (Rewrite in Progress) by Coffee_Birb, ThisCouldBeWorse
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
27 Dec 2025
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[Storywide Overhaul in Progress] = (Temporary hiatus) × [System Reboot: Editing]
You used to be the captain of military ships throughout your career. You've led fleets and armies into battle and emerged victorious.
When you were assigned to this colonization mission, you thought of it as a mere vacation at best. (Or an offensive joke at worst.)
But you could never have imagined the horrors you were about to face…
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Starting with the condition of this ship! WHO THE HELL GAVE THESE PEOPLE A PERMIT TO FLY?!~~~~
Or:War-hero captain gets on the Invincible II and uses common sense to fix the ship, before making the wormhole jump.
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I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
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(Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)
In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.
After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.
So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.
(and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)
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Bookmarked by Coffee_Birb
19 May 2022
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cute found family dynamic and all the necessary amount of crack. pure fluff <3
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The one where everyone thinks they’re dating, Sanji is oblivious, and Zoro takes everything in stride.
Sometimes a love story can go in reverse.
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- 4,700
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Coffee_Birb
19 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
It's a little bit funny, just a snack for the road, not a full meal
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Kiss Marry Kill by Nifty_Nerdie
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Invincible (Image Comics)
31 Mar 2025
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Alternate Mark infiltrates the Resistance Base, but with a twist from the original scene. He confesses his love for Eve and then makes her take it to the grave.
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- Part 1 of Star-Crossed
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Bandaids for Bullet Wounds by voidapologist
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series
28 Nov 2025
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Jason gets drunk to celebrate his birthday after his return to Gotham, and ends up killing the Joker — but not in costume. One little slip up, and suddenly Batman knows that Jason Todd is alive and in Gotham, and seeks to bring him home with the help of Crime Alley’s new vigilante, Red Hood.
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- English
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by Coffee_Birb
10 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
This is amazing, Jason being petty always gets to me :)
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We're Invincible (Under New Management) (Rewrite in Progress) by Coffee_Birb, ThisCouldBeWorse
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
27 Dec 2025
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[Storywide Overhaul in Progress] = (Temporary hiatus) × [System Reboot: Editing]
You used to be the captain of military ships throughout your career. You've led fleets and armies into battle and emerged victorious.
When you were assigned to this colonization mission, you thought of it as a mere vacation at best. (Or an offensive joke at worst.)
But you could never have imagined the horrors you were about to face…
.
.
.
Starting with the condition of this ship! WHO THE HELL GAVE THESE PEOPLE A PERMIT TO FLY?!~~~~
Or:War-hero captain gets on the Invincible II and uses common sense to fix the ship, before making the wormhole jump.
Bookmarked by Coffee_Birb
01 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I worked my ass off on this, I get to bookmark it. 😐
Also no one is reading my masterpiece. I have to support small authors (myself) XD
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