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  1. Rec *

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    Fanfic of another fanfic, heavily inspired by "Operation: I am Human" by StandingBi.

    The Justice League believes Batman is a cryptid due to his tendency to use bird calls, hisses and grunts rather than words, odd mannerisms and other pieces of evidence that don't help Bruce's case. He struggles to clear the misunderstanding and continues making poor social decisions, which only fuels the fire.

    Chap 1: Hal gets the crazy idea to flash a laser pointing during a Justice League meeting. Bruce believes a sniper has somehow broken into headquarters, and chases after the laser. Everyone gravely misinterprets the situation, believing it to be some sort of instinctual urge. It spirals into something comedic, and entirely avoidable.

    + Various instances of the JL charting Bruce’s poor social skills to an animalistic instinct.

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    05 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 72

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    The city-state of Vos has managed to stay neutral despite the many vorns that Iacon and Kaon have been at war. However, when the newly named Decepticon Empire starts spreading to their neighbouring city-states, the Winglord makes the decision to form an alliance with the more civilized Autobots over the barbaric Decepticons.

    Unfortunately for Crown Prince Starscream, as part of the alliance agreement he is to be conjunxed to Sentinel Prime.
    Unfortunately for the Winglord, his plans rarely go accordingly when Starscream is involved.

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    25 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 95

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    Ulchtar would really prefer to be anywhere but here.

    Also, who the fuck is this Starscream character everyone keeps confusing him with? That guy sounds like a real aft.

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    Starscream loses his memory and becomes his own biggest hater.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Taken prisoner by Decepticons, Ratchet is prepared for the worst; Interrogation, torture, deactivation. What he didn't expect was getting roped into becoming the enemy faction's temporary physician.

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 53

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    After another assassination attempt on Megatron fails, Starscream expects his usual yelling and subsequent beating, so the sword in his chest is new. In an odd turn of events, he finds himself offered a choice: move on into the after life or finish what he started. Awaking to the inside of the Ark’s medbay, Starscream must now learn to cooperate with his new allies or return to face the wolves who would have his hide if they found him alive.

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    01 Jun 2026